B.YONEST NEWZ: MICHAEL JACKSON – Soul Train “Entertainer of the Year”

The late, Great Michael Jackson continues to win Awards this Year as he took home the “Entertainer of the Year” Award at the Soul Train Awards. The Awards Show, which took place November 3rd, aired on BET last night (November 29th). Other recipients of Awards included Keri Hilson for Best New Artist and Beyonce for Single of the Year “Single Ladies”  (Put a Ring on It).. (Put a Ring On It Remix HERE….)

The Soul Train Awards came back from a two year hiatus. Terrence Howard hosted and it seemed to be a great show. Hopefully, the Awards wont be going on too many more breaks and/or strikes anytime soon. It’s one of the most important Awards Shows among the Urban/African American community. Yeah, I said it. Talk soon, playerz.

ANONYMOUZ

B.YONEST NEWZ:TIGER WOODS MISTRESS: RACHEL UCHITEL

B.YONEST NEWZ.. Tiger, I can’t blame you.. LETZ BYONEST

Come on, y’all. Look at Rachel Uchitel. Let’s just say she approached you and wanted you to stick your club in her hole. You wouldn’t do it?? Come on, tell the truth. I know a great deal of you are reading this blog in front of your girl, wife or partner and can’t give your honest opinion and that’s sad. Call him what you want, but I’d have a problem saying no to Ms. Uchitel myself. The difference is my lady friend (Abbadabba) knows that and loves me anyway.

ANONYMOUZ

COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON is O.V.E.R.?

How freaking fast did that go, people? College fooball season is over. IT felt like 2 days ago, I was talking about the season starting. Tebow for Heisman? Colt McCoy National Championship? Still so many things to answer and the season is damn near OVER. It’s so disgruntling. Florida vs. Alabama will definitely answer a few more questions. That’s for sure.

Charlie Weis is definitely fired. You concur? Bobby Bowden is another story, though. He’s begging for another year (basically) with Florida State and I think they should give it to him. He’s Bobby Bowden, damn it. You can’t fire a man w/ that man wins. I’m opinionated, but it’s the troooof.

Cincinnati? Boise State? Texas Christian.. All undefeated and wont get an opportunity to play for the “Trophy.” Can any of those schools play w/ the Floridas’ and Texas’? We’ll never know, but a post-season playoff/tournament would definitely quiet all that noise surrounding the BCS (which stands for BULL CRAP SYSTEM). Get it together College Football. So many questions. So little time…

ANONYMOUZ

DAMN, it feels GOOD to be a COLTS FAN!!

Say what you will and want, haters. The Indianapolis Colts are 11-0, undefeated and still pushin on. They have won 11 games seven seasons in a row and seem primed to go and successfully win an AFC Championship (worse case scenario).  They officially won the AFC South and clinched a playoff spot against the Houston Texans, today winning 35-27. I know what most of you are thinking. We don’t give a sh*t. Well, I’m born and raised in Indianapolis SO I DO GIVE A Sh*t. Go Colts. Go Colts. Go Colts.

Next week, we take on the Tennessee Titans. Serious threat. Vince Young is winning games, period. He and the Titans just beat Arizona on a 99 yard drive and such. Watch out for the Tennessee Titans, people. They are a sincere threat for today, tomorrow and the forseeable future. With that said, who gives a sh*t. Go Colts.

ANONYMOUZ

B.YONEST NEWZ: TIGER WOODS ACCIDENT

B.YONEST NEWZ..  Rumors circulating about Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods still isn’t speaking to ANYONE at this time. NO interviews. NO police. Statements are only listed on his website and through his publicist. I know you’re going to hate me for this, but this is why Tiger drives me crazy. I know, I know. Give the man his privacy and for now, we shall, but there will be a time that Mr. Woods will have to answer questions. Embarrassed? Of course he is, but he’s a World Wide Phenom and the World wants to know what happened.

Did your wife find out you were cheating and decide to chase you with a golf club, Tiger. Were you drunk, high, on pills, poisoned or what? We ALL KNOW you weren’t just driving your Escalade around at 2:30 in the morning and purposely drive into a fire hydrant and a tree. Come on. You ask us to leave you alone. We want and deserve answers. Everyone is creeping, Tiger. Your creeping got you put on blast and chased with a golf club. It’s all good. You’re HUMAN, right? (Tigers “supposed mistress” Rachel Uchitel HERE…)

ANONYMOUZ

R/D: How many FANS do you have on your FACEBOOK FAN PAGE(S)? How about the rest of the world?

Here is a great article by TechCrunch -  with information provided by Sysomos.

Sysomos analyzed 600,000 fan pages on Facebook and came up with some great info…  The vast bulk of Facebook fan pages have between 10 and 1,000 fans.  Only 4 percent have more than 10,000 fans, and less than 1/20th of a percent have more than a million fans.  It breaks down as follows:

• 95% of pages have more than 10 fans
• 65% of pages have more than 100 fans
• 23% of pages have more than 1,000 fans
• 4% of pages have more than 10,000 fans
• 0.76% of pages have more than 100,000 fans
• 0.047% of pages have more than one million fans (297 in total).

Only 23% of FaceBook FAN PAGES have more then 1000 FANS…yes 77% of FACEBOOK FAN PAGES have less then 1000 FANS. Is it worth it to make a FAN PAGE and for what?

We are close to the 1000 mark for B.YONEST FAN PAGE (click here) – it took us about 6 months to get over 750 FANS.  We have Fans from just over 20 countries.  How would that have been possible 10 years ago?

The article goes on to discuss a difference between facebook and twitter:

“And unlike on Twitter, where popularity is correlated with how many times you Tweet, Facebook fan pages tend to be updated only once every 16 days. (not us, we update daily) And that’s really the big difference between Facebook fans and Twitter followers. On Twitter, you follow someone because you want to hear what they have to say. On Facebook, you fan them just to show your support of affinity.  Too often, it’s a throwaway gesture.  But then, fame is fleeting.”

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, 2009

We here @ the INVAZION would like to take this opportunity to wish all of you a Happy and Healthy Thanksgiving and Holiday Season. We tend to worry about the small things and not smell the grass enough. We hope all of you, both friends and foes, have an eventful, entertaining holiday with friends and family.

Among the chaos of the world w/ Celebrity Gossip, nosy people, free downloaded music and (oh yeah, I forgot) a WAR going on, there’s enough things to bitch and wine about. I hope for one day you find the ability to push that under the rug, watch some football, eat some turkey, stuffing, macaroni/cheese, sweet potatoes, green beans, peas, MORE TURKEY, ice cream, pie, brownies and chitlins. Much love and happy Day.

INVAZION STAFF  (“Crack n B DOT ANONYMOUZ”)

B.YONEST NEWZ: ADAM LAMBERT AMA video.. A BIG DEAL

B.YONEST NEWZ… Seriously??

Okay, I’m confused people. Since when did Adam Lamber performing “For Your Entertainment” become such a big deal, You Tube wont allow anyone to preview it like it’s a Miley Cyrus “Sex Tape.” What the filth fanderin’ f*ck is that about? I went to do some research on blogging topics this morning and found that Adam Lambert was the most talked about thing on the Internet, damn near. Didn’t he lose American Idol? Just wondering. I’m not here to be a hater (well kinda), but I just don’t understand the things you people want to know about.. I’ll continue to research, but for now watch the “NOT” VIDEO.

ANONYMOUZ

B.YONEST NEWZ: CHARLIE WEIS’ days at ND are LIMITED

B.YONEST NEWZ.. Bring Tyrone Willingham Back to Notre Dame.

LETZ BYONEST.. Charlie Weis was given a great opportunity when he was handed the key to the Notre Dame Campus. Perfect job. Perfect Quarterback, in Brady Quinn, and a perfect resume. He was the play caller for Bill Belichick. He had to be the solution for Notre Dame to turn the Program around, right? WRONG….

Numbers don’t lie people. From 2005 to present, Weis has a winning percentage of .574. I’m just sayin. Brady Quinn and the boys that Tyrone Willingham recruited left. All of a sudden, Coach Weis looks like a normal mortal. You know it’s the truth and here at “B.YONEST INVAZION” that’s what we speak.

Do I think Charlie Weis deserves to be sabotaged and threatened for his life? Hell no! That’s absurd and any fan or individual who acts like that needs to be imprisoned. Jimmy Clausen, quarterback of Notre Dame, was punched in the face at a restaurant in front of his family. That dude is the best player on the team next to Golden Tate and YOU PUNCH HIM. What the f*ck is wrong with people. GO TO THE NFL, Jimmy. They don’t appreciate you there.

I hope Charlie Weis gets a second opportunity. He’s probably a great gentleman and has a knowledge of the game few compare with. His time @ Notre Dame is up, though. I wasn’t completely joking about Wililngham either. Far stretch, I know, but the man can get ‘er done. Cincinnati coach, Brian Kelly, is the clear cut favorite though. I LIKE IT. ALL HAIL.

ANONYMOUZ

BLACK FRIDAY: GET YOUR SHOP ON, PEOPLE

B.YONEST NEWZ.. What a reason to go SPEND lots and lots of MONEY.

Holy Guacamole Pepper Chuckin Silly Willy Wonker Doodle… Black Friday is four days away. Get ready people. Stores open at like 3am and sh*t. Old Navy will be abbzolutely stacked, packed and strapped at 5am (at the latest). I HIGHly, yes that kind of highly, recommend you eat well on Thursday and take your turkey stuffed, stuffing faced, apple pie and ice cream eating *ss to the stores and get these D.E.A.L.Z. I’m talkin major money savin deals.. I’ll see y’all later this week to discuss more.. Get ready though.. Cuz BLACK FRIDAY is right AROUND THE CORNER…

ANONYMOUZ