LETZBYONEST #27: “ITZ NOT OK” THE SPRING BREAK ’09 EDITION

LETZBYONEST..

SPRING BREAK IS THE PERFECT TIME TO LET LOOSE AND FEEL FREE. WHETHER YOU’RE A FRESHMAN DOWN FOR YOUR FIRST SPRING BREAK XXXXPERIENCE, A SUPER SENIOR HERE FOR ONE OF YOUR LAST OR AN OLD ASS MAN WHO JUST WANTS TO LOOK AT SLUTS (ie. RYAN STETLER), GET YOUR FREAK ON PLAYERS. I LOVE THE AVERAGE SEXXY WHITE BITCH MORE THAN THE NEXT MAN, BUT THESE FAT ASS BITCHES WALKIN AROUND IN TWO PIECE BIKINIS WITH 12 STOMACHS AND A MULE ATTACHED TO THIER RIBCAGES, IS NOT OK.. “ITZ NO OK.”

THEY’RE EVERYWHERE TOO. FOR EVERYWHERE 2 GIRLS WALKING AROUND IN SOMETHING THEY “DESERVE” TO BE IN, THERE ARE ELEVENDEIGHTY NASTY, FAT ,RETARDED “WHITE TRASHY “NAPPY HEADED BITCHES WALKIN AROUND NEEEEEDING TO BE COVERED UP. SUPER COVERED UP. IT’S GROSS AS FUCK. WHAT THE WORSE THING OF ALL IS… THEIR FRIENDS DONT TELL THEM “BECKY, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDNT WEAR THAT ONE GIRL.” I WOULD LET MY NIGGAZ KNOW FOR SURE.. PLAYMAKER, THAT’S NOT THE MOVE.

I UNDERSTAND AND RESPECT A LOVE HANDLE OR A SMALL KANGAROO POUCH (due to periods or beer bloatedness), BUT YOU BITCHES KNOW YOU GOIN ON SPRING BREAK. TAKE YOUR FAT ASS TO A GYM FOR 3 MONTHS PRIOR. IF and WHEN YOU NOTICE THE WEIGHT DIDNT COME OFF, BUY A ONE PIECE AND A BLANKET, SHAMOO.. I’M JUST SAYIN… “ITZ NOT OK.” I REPEAT… “ITZ NOT OK.”

ANONYMOUZ