B.YONEST NEWZ.. JON vs KATE… can’t WAIT!

B.YONEST NEWZ… UPDATE. UPDATE. (10/05/09)

abc_kate_gosselin_090521_mnI watched Kate Gosselin on the Today Show this morning claiming that Jon Gosselin took 230,000 dollars from the family. She said she has a purse full of unpaid bills because Jon took the money and ran. PLEASE Kate. Don’t act as if you haven’t done a single thing wrong. She gave an interview and all she talked about was the things Jon did incorrectly and how much MONEY he has taken from her and the family.

“I’m a contract honorer,” she said. What the f*ck is a contract honorer. Both of these idiots need to come out and say.. “we let the fame get to our heads. We had no idea it would turn into this and we’re sorry. We’re going to take our show and bounce.” Instead, Kate and Jon still thrive for fame. Jon acts like it’s not important to him. PLEASE, fag. You eat this shit up and your wife is all fucked up in the fame as well. Get a life and take care of your babies’. Remember them??

B.YONEST NEWZ… UPDATE. UPDATE. (10/02/09)

Jon Gosselin is kickin’ it. Girls, Premieres, Television Interviews.. Kickin’ It. He has a new woman like every twelve seconds and he doesn’t have to put up w/ Kates’ stupid ass anymore.. I say good for him. Get laid. Meet up with David Letterman and GET IT ON together.. Interns and all.. I applaud the player, Jon G. Moving On!

Does Jon feel left out or is he doing it for the kids? No one really knows. The facts are the children are stuck in the middle of a torrential relationship crumble. Not only in the middle, but in the middle and in the Public Eye. Kate is famous and continues to desire success. Jon feels left out and refuses to sign divorce papers. Man OH man. This is going to get A LOT worse before it EVER gets better. Stay tuned, Readers. ALL HAIL.. – INVAZION!

Lawyers, affairs and a sabotaged family is all that’s left. The relationship and family America fell in love with is a conglomerate of argument and anger. Lying, bad mouthing and all that fun stuff we are entertained by. As long as the kids are ok, we all wanna see this drag out and get as miserable as possible. Don’t act like you don’t. This is the best way this could’ve ended. No one wanted to see them fade off into the sunset. We want arguing, fighting, sex scandals and all that shit.. Thanks Gosselins’

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B.YONEST NEWZ.. Jon Gosselin dished the DIRT..

Tonight, Jon Gosselin interviewed on ABC. His first interview by himself since the relationship began. He was able to deliver his side. All the speculation with women, all the behind scenes issues we would never know and some serious dirt. Although I don’t give two shits on the issue, YOU ALL DO. They made 8 babies and received a television show. Before you knew it, they hated one another on national television. He said his wife Kate Gosselin was C.R.A.Z.Y. (in so many words.)

“She was so abusive verbally. I changed for her because I loved her. She held the kids over my head and made me separate from my family,” he said. Jon expressed his side and he was outspoken and “honest” so it seemed.

“I can’t sit on the couch with that woman. She’s not speaking from the heart. Please. The things you say about me behind closed doors should be the things you say to me on television,” Jon expressed to Kate. He even went as far to express he “despised” her. Wow. We have no idea what really went on in their relationship. What we do know is once they decided to divorce/separate, EVERYONE started giving a shit. Let’s not forget the most important virtue of this story. THE EIGHT KIDS.

Were they taken advantage of? Did Kate and Jon use the kids to make money? Well of course they did. They would’ve never received a television show deal if they didn’t have six babies. The children are the most important thing and we ALL need to remember that. Those babies did not ask to come into the world. Those babies did not ask to be presented on a television show. Jon and Kate need to remember it’s not about them, but about THOSE EIGHT BABIES.

Jon said the relationship will never be fixed. Jon claimed he doesn’t wear the ring because Kate took it. Some of this madness I believed and some of it I considered utter bullsh*t. He admits his mistakes and mishaps. The bombshell was his admittance of loving his new girlfriend, Hayley (who happened to be the daughter of Kates’ plastic surgeon doctor.) WHAT A TWIST.

LOOK, I could ramble and scramble about these two money makers, Jon and Kate. the truth, well THE B.YONEST INVAZION truth is this… Jon cheated and beat a few girls cakes. Kate cheated and was bangin’ her bodyguard, Steve, for months. The children are left to suffer and collect whatever dough is left over. Jon is out there collectin’ checks and Kate is doin’ whatever she can to stay in the “lime light.” They still have 20 episodes in their contract and the World is more interested than ever. I THINK THIS WHOLE THING COULD BEĀ  A SPOOF. JON n KATE REUNITE.??

ANONYMOUZ

10 Responses to “B.YONEST NEWZ.. JON vs KATE… can’t WAIT!”

  1. You and i keep all the reailty shows going .

  2. it gives me awesome things to write about. As an entertainer myself… I find this madness HIGH-LARIOUS!!! Thanks for the comment…

    INVAZION!

  3. The Jackie Coogan Law has the kids well taken care of as far as their education and money for a future goes. A trust fund of some type is now mandatory for children appearing in television. That way they don’t end up like……JACKIE COOGAN! or to bring it more up to date GARY COLEMAN; broke and angry. This is about Ma and Pa wanting to extend their last remaining seconds in the lime light befoire launching new shows (or joining old ones). It is ok with me that Jon, in a nanosecond if it took that long, wants his kids off the show. Thanks to anyone, for any reason to get them off the show. Misery loves company and they have invited the world to this party. I have not watched the show a day in 2009. I didn’t even return the RSVP. They should go private until this is settled and see if we still want to watch after it is settled for the family. Personally I would be more interested then to see if they will tell us what happened than to watch the slow decline of civilization for Jon, Kate and their Eight. I wish them luck.

  4. The Jackie Coogan law is in California only . The Gosselins live and film in PA where there is very little protection for minors UNLESS they can prove they are working. TLC says they are being filmed for a documentary and are not working. It will be interesting to see how this all pans out and I pray for those 8 exploited kids.

  5. no idea.. the talent is in the ASS and TITTIES… WHO KNOWS??

  6. I can’t even stand to turn on the tv . Every time you turn around its another jon and kate bitch fest. Neither one of them give a shit about those kids. Maybe in the first year when it was actually cute and innocent, when it was just fun to know the amount of diapers, bottles, and food it takes for all those little ones. But then it turned into, hhm lets do a show about this product and lets oh go on vacation and lets just milk everything we can out of this from clothing to playhouses and the best yet vacations. We all know what Kate and Jon want MONEY AND TO STAY IN THE HEADLINES. Maybe someone should do an episode where you actually ask the kids what they want. I am sure it wont be , to be followed around on a constant basis with a camera and someone yelling retake that wasnt quite the shot.. TLC CANCEL THE SHOW. Thank God we have 17, 18, I mean 19 kids and counting… I have yet to see them fight, flip out ask for clothes vacations and more. OH YAH THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THOSE CHILDREN, and not see them as a meal ticket. And yes I know they are not multiples, but come on 19 babies in 25 yrs of marriage. That blows you out of the water KATE.

  7. i know. it’s soo annoying.. BUT it brings our blog a GREAT DEAL of hits and comments.. SOO IT’S KIND of A CATCH 22.. thanks for the comment though.. I DO AGREE.. I SWEAR!

  8. SICK OF RAGGING Says:

    Kate Gosselin needs to shut her face. She is ugly and nasty. She is mean and treated Jon like a bag of sh it. No wonder he left her nasty as@… I hope we NEVER see this dumb woman on TV again.

  9. omgggggggggggggggggggggg wy kate is being so inssent and also jhon dont they feel they hve children bteweeeeeeeeeeeen

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