LOW remix – B.YONEST aka B DOT ANONYMOUZ and T-PAIN

B.YONEST aka B DOT ANONYMOUZ had to do it, people. As most of you know, B.YONEST can’t STAND Flo Rida. Not for any reason really, but a couple years ago he remixed “LOW” and never put it out there. This is actually one of the few songs B.YONEST enjoyed Flo Rida’s flow on. Then EVERY song sounded just like it and B.YONEST went ballistic on the dude. Anyways, check out the Remix here..

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AKT LIKE U KNOW REMIX and B.YONEST and FLO RIDA collaborating on 80’s MUZK, HAHAHA

LETZ BYONEST #34: PEOPLE don’t want FREE SH*T

B.YONEST NEWZ.. You can’t even GIVE it away anymore.

The world has become so shadowed and engulfed in Promotions, Sales and Marketing Campaigns that people won’t take FREE stuff anymore. EVERYONE and their mother is an artist. Music, painting, drawing or some other facet of Autistic, I mean ARTISTIC, talent. It’s to the point that walking up to a stranger and offering him a disc “free of charge” doesn’t even work.

Giving music away on the Internet isn’t creating a buzz anymore either. Why; because EVERYONE and their mother is giving music away on the Internet. I do promotional work for other companies and people won’t take the free product we are basically throwing in their faces. They think everything comes with a catch. It’s ridiculously obnoxious.

I applaud people attempting to attain goals on their own. I’m a sucker for a Promotion. I love free sh*t, but I wonder why a great deal of people DON’T. College kids do. Children do, but adults have a sincere issue with taking ‘free’ things from people. Trust me, I do an extensive amount of promo work and I see it on a daily basis. Coupons, Bags, hats, etc… Adults won’t take it. What the f*ck is wrong with people? It’s FREE sh*t. I’m just sayin.. ALL HAIL.

ANONYMOUZ

LETZ BYONEST #33: BRETT FAVRE is THE GREATEST

LETZ BYONEST…

When I’m 40 years young, I hope I have enough energy to touch my toes and bathe myself. When I’m 40 my hamstrings are going to be so knotted up, I probably wont be able to move AT ALL. This man, Brett Favre, isn’t only still playing football, but at the hightest, most competitive level. Let’s talk about something. I’m in my 20’s. Brett Favre has been in the NFL since I was in 7th grade. 17 years. That’s the most ridiculous statistic in the World. I mean, yeah he’s started in like 287 games straight, which is like 14 seasons including playoffs.

Yes, he’s broken every passing record known to existence. Yes, he’s won the MVP twice and he has a Super Bowl. The man has nothing else to prove, but for some reason, he keeps thrusting that football to the back of end zonez for game winning touchdowns. He still runs down the field to throw blocks on linebackers. The man still LOVES the game and it shows in his play, his attitude and his statistics. He’s in a perfect situation w/ The Minnesota Vikings. Great Defense, Great running game and his job is management. Well, he may MANAGE to prove all the doubters, haters and GM (Ted Thompson) wrong again. Brett “The Bionic Man” Favre is the GREATEST, period.

Brett Favre is one of those players we are all going to look back on and say “I had the honor and privilege of watching him play.” He plays like every down could be his last. He’s actually quit and retired TWICE only to find, he still has some gas in the tank AND the ability to compete w/ players half his age. He threw a touchdown pass to rookie, Percy Harvin, yesterday against the Green Bay Packers. Interesting “stat fact” of the day. When Brett Favre arrived in the NFL, Harvin was 5 years old. He’s throwin footballs to “kids.” It’s awesome.

I know most of you are reading this and may actually disagree. How you can is beyond me, but I imagine there’s some people bitter about his second return. “Brett should’ve stayed retired,” I hear people say and I understand your angst. You’re probably a bunch of Green Bay Packer fans that are salty that he’s thrown seven touchdowns against you this season in two games. You’re probably bitter because he’s thrown for over 700 yards against you this season and beat you TWICE. Go Brett Favre. YOU are THE GREATEST, EVER! All Hail!!

ANONYMOUZ

LETZ BYONEST #32: TECHNICALLY KHLOE and LAMAR are not married – was it all FAKE???

LETZ BYONEST:  KHLOE and LAMAR don’t stand a CHANCE IN HELL!

UPDATE! UPDATE! (9/30/09)

The B.YONEST INVAZION JUST found out Khloe and Lamar have been friends for a long time. We were under the assumption that Khloe met Lamar, they smashed and were like “let’s get married.” Do we still belive it’s CRAZY? Of course, but the following article was reported before our latest update.. With that said, our opinions aren’t much different. Carry ON!!

Ok so NO ONE  here at the INVAZION wanted to write this article because the whole thing is such nonsense. After a great deal of angst and indifference, we decided to script an article together. Ready.. You asked for it..

First and foremost, WHO really GIVES a shit about a wedding that will be over before any of us knew they were married. Next summer we will be laughing our asses off about this stupid tish bull. YEAH, WE’RE HATERZ… MOVING ON!

The Kardashians some how became Americas guilty pleasure over the past couple of reality seasons – starting with Kim (OK), then on to Khole and Kourtney (WOW) take Miami. Kim has been banging Reggie Bush, running back of the New Orleans Saints, for quite some time. In all actuality, she got famous for a sex tape w/ Ray-J. LETZ BYONEST. Kourtney, the hottest one of the sisters, got pregnant w/ her long time “retarded” boyfriend, Scott. It’s kinda difficult to have a show about being single in Miami when you have a baby and shit.. LMAO. Well apparently now Ryan Seacrest and company decided to fit the bill for a million dollar wedding for the last Kardashian, Khloe.  It had to be done on Sunday Sept 27th or it wouldn’t be a go. (prob has to do with scheduling for the new season…)

The prenuptial agreement is causing problems for both of the camps – LAMAR and KHOLE’s lawyers could not come to an agreement before the wedding so technically the wedding is fake, until the papers are signed.  My question is, “is the whole thing fake?” OF “FUCKIN” COURSE IT IS. I have to hand it to Seacrest and company.  Pay for the wedding this starts the new “reality” series – Lamar and Khole and their new FAKE relationship and marriage together. cant let the Kardashians go yet…

LETZ BYONEST people. They’ve  known each other for like 3 days or some shit and they are getting married? I’m all about love @ 1st sight, but we all know Khloe hates EVERYONE. Falling in love in a one month period for her is like Hitler liking Jewish people. I’m just sayin’. Not only that, but why the fuck would Lamar Odom marry Khloe Kardashian? I don’t know. Maybe it is “real” love. Maybe he bent her over one time, beat her cakes down and they fell blissfully in love. Maybe he dunked his dunkin stick in her “inbox” and they haven’t been the same since. RIGHT!!!

I wish them both well. They know America and the rest of the World is waiting for this BLOOPER and PRACTICAL JOKE to end abruptly, TOMORROW. No one in the UNIVERSE (including Seacrest, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Bruce, Kris and the rest of those retards) believes this wedding is going to last. I give them fools until Christmas before they begging for an annulment, divorce separation and termination of contract. Good luck, Love Birds. I wonder what they are doing “RIGHT NOW.” This new “non-reality” reality show “Khloe and Lamar” Get Married is going to be HIGH-LARIOUS.. ALL HELL!!

ANONYMOUZ n CRACK (The Invazion Staff)

LETZBYONEST #31: You STILL want a piece of LINDSAY LOHAN!

I’ll admit it. Aint a lick (well okay a few licks) of shame in my game. She may be coked out of her ghord (so they say), she may have no idea whether she likes men, women or aliens and half the time she “may not” know where she is. With that said, I dare you to say you wouldn’t do it to Lindsay Lohan. If you just said that to yourself, “YOU’RE A LIAR.” This is the B.YONEST INVAZION and we DO NOT believe in LYING. I would COMPLETELY still do it to Lohan.

Call me crazy, but I believe that cute freckled face girl from the movie Parent Trap is still in there. I know she’s half the size she was when she was 13. I’m completely aware she’s slipped so deep into a hole she may NEVER make it out, but everytime i see her I find myself thinking “I WOULD LOVE A PIECE OF LINDSAY.” Is it because she likes women? Could be! That shit’s hot to me. Can’t front. Although, I’ve never found myself thinking “I wanna piece of Ellen.” Her wife is SMASHIN, though. Well done Ellen.

Lindsay has been in the spotlight of fame since she was 8. She did Disney and we all know how the Disney girls turn out. Britney, Lindsay, Vanessa Hudgens, that Cheetah Girl who kicked it with Nick Kardashian, Miley Cyrus. We all know Miley Cyrus is getting down. Y’all saw her workin the pole @ the Teen Choice Awards. Come on. Anyway, Lindsay has been under extreme pressure. Her family has been in kahoots for years. I say give the poor girl a break. If she wants to sniff her life away, let her live. I got your (bony) back Lindsay.

I saw the Lindsay Lohan sextape. Great video. Everytime she’s caught by the Papparazzi in a white shirt w/ no bra, I’m LOOKING for a nipple. (THIS IS THE B.YONEST INVAZION people. IF U DON’T like my HONESTY, L.E.A.V.E.) Everytime a new report thrusts onto the Internet about Lindsays’ new “vagina” shot, I wanna know the site. Maybe I’m into skinny, cracked out looking, famous girls. Then again, I never found myself thinking “I really wanna bang Amy Winehouse” so that CAN’T be it. I think I just find Lindsay Lohan sexually appealing. Instead of calling this article “LETZBYONEST” maybe I’ll entitle this project “ILL B.YONEST.”

ANONYMOUZ

Sidenote: I hope you all read this and understand my purpose. Number one to tell you “I’D totally do it to her,” but NUMBER TWO and more importantly to show you how BEAUTIFUL Lindsay Lohan really is. She needs help. The worse problem is she doesn’t know how bad she needs it because she’s so deep in the “hole” for lack of better term. We all have to admit that when she’s healthy (and addiction/drug abuse is a sickness)  she is a phenomenal actress, a beautiful woman and someone we all WANT TO SEE. We watch her movies and watch her every move on the Internet. I poke fun in my articles because that’s what I do, but it’s no laughing matter. Good luck Lindsay. I’m pulling for you BABY!! ALL HAIL!!

LETZBYONEST #2: WHY ARE WORDZ SUPPOSED TO BE FREE??

LETZBYONEST:

B.YONEST IZ BACK ONCE AGAIN WITH SOMETHING HE WANTS, NO HAS TO GET OFF OF HIS CHEST. CAN SOMEONE OR ANYONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THESE POMPUS, ARROGANT ASSHOLES OF SOCIETY THINK THAT THE WORDS TO SONGS SHOULD BE FREE. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I NEED TO WRITE YOU A SONG AND NOT CHARGE YOU A SINGLE DOLLAR. YOU WANT TO GO TO THE STORE AND GET A PACK OF FUCKIN GUM? ITS A DOLLAR PLUS.

YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE THEATER AND ENJOY AN EVENING LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF?? AT LEAST FUCKIN 20 BUCKS. AND THAT’S IF YOU GO YOURSELF. IT’S RIDICULOUS AS SHIT THAT PEOPLE EXPECT LYRICISTS, SONGWRITER, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK WE ARE TO DO WORK FOR FREE.. THIS IS A CRAFT, A TALENT AND A PASSION THAT NOT MANY OTHER PEOPLE CAN TRULY DO. YEAH YEAH YEAH, A LOT OF MU FUCKAZ PROBABLY ASSUME THEY CAN WRITE ALTHOUGH THEY CANNOT. BUT THAT AINT GOT SHIT TO DO WITH ME, PERSONALLY. I GO TO CRAIGSLIST TODAY AND SEE… ”

LYRICISTS NEEDED.” CAN U WRITE ME RAPS? I HAVE THE BEATS AND CONCEPTS, I JUST NEED THE WORDS.. COMPENSATION: NO PAY.”

FUCKIN SERIOUSLY? NOW SOME THINGS ARE LITERALLY RETARDED AND IM OFFENDED. YOU REALLY BELIEVE IN YOUR HEARTZ THAT OUR WORDS ARE WORTH NOTHIN AND THAT YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE TO PAY TO LISTEN TO OUR MUZIK. OKAY, WELL IMAGINE YOUR FAVORITE FUCKIN SONG. I’LL WAIT!!! YOU FIND IT YET.. KEEP THINKIN.. YOUR FAVORITE SONG IN THE WHOLE WORLD…… YOU THERE?? OKAY, NOW IMAGINE IT WITH NOOOOO WORDZ!!! MAY STILL SOUND PRETTY INTERESTING, BUT I GUARANTEE YOU WOULDNT FEEL THE EMOTION BEHIND A JAY Z RECORD, IF JAY Z DIDNT SPIT HIS HEART OUT. YOU WOULDN’T EVEN LIKE THE SONG “RESPECT” BY ARETHA FRANKLIN IF SHE DIDNT SING WITH HER SOULD. KEYSHIA COLE, CHRISTINA AGUILERA, THE BEATLES(some of the most powerful WORDS, PERIOD), ELVIS…. I CAN GO ON FOR DAYZ..

I JUST THINK ITZ AMAZING HOW DISRESPECTFUL SOOO MANY PEOPLE ARE WHEN IT COMEZ TO THE WORDS.. WORDS ARE A SUPER POWERFUL VESSEL. I JUST THINK YOU ALL NEED TO TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELVES AND LEARN TO APPRECIATE THE CRAFT OF LYRICISTS. WE WORK VASTLY TO THINK “OUTSIDE OF THE BOX” BUT WELCOME YOU INTO OUR LIVEZ AT THE SAME TIME. THINK ABOUT IT AND TAKE NOTE.. THANX FOR THE SESSION..

ANONYMOUZ

PS. GO BUY MY ALBUM “THE SILENCE IZ BROKEN”

LETZBYONEST #30: GETTING MARRIED? HERE’z a FEW NOTEZ before you say “I DO..”

LETZBYONEST:

It’s the Spring Season and obviously more people are attaching themselves to their loves ones and walking down that aisle to say their “I DO’s.” I’m all for the “I DO’s” and such, but before you tie that knot, commit yourselves to a single person and make babies here are a few things to think about.

1. What was your partners cleaning methods in their household as a child. Did they have to clean a great deal or did their parents not give a shit if they cleaned or not.

This is SOOOO IMPORTANT TO KNOW. If they didn’t have to clean when they were little, they definitely aren’t going to clean ish NOW. You have to be prepared to live with a filty, nasty, dingy slob. It’s not their fault, either so you cant be all mad at them and ask for a divorce. You have to work with them and train them on YOUR cleaning methods to set a standard. My mom was a FREAK of cleanliness so (by nature) I’m a cleaning PSYCHO.

2. Is your partner allergic to something most people aren’t allergic to. Fabric Softener? Zest soap? Baby powder, etc?

I wish you knew the severity of this question. Imagine buying Fabric Softner and washing your husband or wife’s clothes with it ONLY to have them break out in the WORSE rash, hives, etc possible. You tried to do a good deed and wash your partner’s laundry and caused the to rush to the Emergency Room because their neck closed up due to the peanut butter u slipped on their sandwich. I’M JUST SAYIN.

3. How many babies do you want?

Let’s think for a second. If you want three boys and two girls and the Mrs wants one boy, who’s fucked? Somebody is (literally) and it’s important shit to find out before you throw your penis in your chick and end up like “Jon and Kate.” 8 fuckin babies, a television show and you hate each other. I’M JUST SAYIN.

THESE are just a few questions/tips I believe will help you understand your partner immensely. I could go into such grave details and add more questions, but i truly believe these are enough to SCARE THE SHIT out of the idiots, to PUT SOME SERIOUS quesions in motion between others and PROBABLY END A FEW ENGAGEMENTS as well. Therefore, I did my job. LMAO.. ALL HAIL!

ANONYMOUZ

ps. go buy the album “THE SILENCE IZ BROKEN.”

LETZBYONEST #29: B.YONEST iz A MACHINE

LETZBYONEST:

THE MAN IZ AMAZING… WHETHER HE’S BLOGGING (on two different blogs @ the same time), WRITING HELLACIOUS BARS FOR SOMEONES’ ALBUM OR MIXTAPE OR HE’S ROLLING BLEEDERZ FOR HOMIES, B.YONEST IZ A MACHINE. (ALBUM AVAILABLE HERE)

THE MAN WAKES UP @ 6AM and STARTS BLOGGING. IN BETWEEN, HE FORGETS TO EAT, BUT STILL FINDS TIME TO WRITE SOME SONGS, BLOG SOME MORE AND HANDLE HIS RESPONSIBILITIES. HE IS EXTREMELY FOCUSED ON HIS “INTERNATIONAL ENTERTAINMENT BRAND” AND I WANT TO TAKE THIS TIME TO SAY CONGRATULATIONZ B.YONEST. YOU ARE A “BIG ASS DEAL” MAN. I RESPECT YOUR HUSTLE, GRIND AND PASSION. KEEP IT UP, PLAYMAKER… ALL HAIL.

ANONYMOUZ

PS. GO DOWNLOAD “THE SILENCE IZ BROKEN”

LETZBYONEST #28: SWINE FLU or H1N1??? W.T.F.

Just heard Kermit the frog died of Swine Flu… His last words were “that pig told me she was clean!”

LETZBYONEST:

I’M SCARED AS SHIT.. POINT BLANK, PERIOD. I GOT MY DAUGHTER FROM SCHOOL TODAY AND JOKED WITH MY HOMIE THAT SHE MAY HAVE THE SWINE FLU. WHAT THE HELL/SHIT IS SWINE FLU? RUMOR HAS IT, IT’S COMING FROM PIGS OR SOME SHIT. MY QUESTION THEN, IS WHAT HUMAN FUCKED A PIG.

I KNOW THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS AND “NO” LAUGHING MATTER, BUT HOW DOES IT GO FROM “BIRDS” TO “PIGS” TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF HUMANS IN MEXICO?? CALL ME CRAZY, BUT SOMEONE TOUCHED A PIG AND CAUGHT “SWINE FLU.” THEN THEY WENT HOME, CUDDLED UP WITH THEIR SIGNIFICANT “brOTHER” AND PASSED THE VIRUS, ANALLY. AGAIN, THAT’S JUST MY OPINION, BUT I’M “HIGHly” OPINIONATED.

NOW WE HAVE CASES ALL OVER THE WORLD BECAUSE PEOPLE CANT KEEP THEIR SWINE FLU VIRUSES TO THEMSELVES. AS IF THE MASK AND SHIT IS ENOUGH TO KEEP YOU FROM RECEIVING A DEATHLY VIRUS. YEAH RIGHT HEIDI AND SPENCER. ABOUT THE ONLY THING PREVENTING PEOPLE FROM GETTIN “PIG INFLUENZA” IZ….. NOT FUCKIN ANYMORE PIGS!! THAT’S IN MY SYNOPSIS AND I’M OUT….. ALL HAIL..!

ANONYMOUZ.

PS 100 PEOPLE IN THE “WORLD” GET SWINE FLU AND EVERYONE WEARS A MASK.. 3 MILLION ZILLION PPL HAVE AIDS AND NO ONE WANTS TO WEAR A CONDOM, STILL… HMMM!!! THANKS OHIO INJURED WORKER. GREAT POINT..

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DURING THE NEXT MONTH, THE B.YONEST INVAZION WILL BE IN COLUMBUS OHIO, ATHENS OHIO, MIAMI FLORIDA all spots IN BETWEEN PROMOTING OURSELVES AND THE TRUE BLUNT COMMUNITY. FEEL FREE TO STOP US AND INQUIRE ON HOW TO RECEIVE A “BLUNT WRAP.” TAKE A PICTURE (holding the wrap, of course), GIVE US A VALID EMAIL ADDRESS AND KEEP IT MOVIN. SEE YOU SOON AT ONE OF THE FOLLOWING EVENTS..

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