Danielle Staub Sextape: Who gives a S*it?

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, GOSSIP NEWZ with tags , , , on June 9, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: Real “Fake” Housewife makes a Sextape

Okay, someone tell me who the hell Danielle Staub is in the first place, will you? I’ve never watched an Episode of the Real “Fake” Housewives of New Jersey (or Atlanta) or whatever the hell it is so the fact that this woman (who clearly resembles the Beast from Beauty and the Beast) made a Sextape (intended to be released to the Public) does NOTHING for me. I blog about it solely because it’s my job. Either way, Danielle Staub, 47 years old), has a Sextape with her ex boyfriend, Steve, that’s due for release on June 14th. Add her to the list of  “accidental” Porno actresses who released an online sextape with the intention to boost her career. Did I say that? I did, I did.

ANONYMOUZ

Rondo: 29 pts, 18 rebs and 13 assists

Posted in B.YONEST with tags , , , on May 10, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Sports” NEWZ: Best performance in Celtics History?

Look, people. I don’t know if you know, but Rajon Rondo  is that deal. Homie is damn near averaging a triple double during the series against the Cleveland Cavs and the series is 2-2 (strictly) due to the play of Rondo. No question. Paul Pierce is playing decent basketball and Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen are doing exactly what they are supposed to. Rondo, though… Homie has 4 triple doubles in 50 playoff games. Homie can ball. NUFF SAID…

ANONYMOUZ

Lawrence Taylor ARRESTED on rape Suspicion

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, CELEBRITY NEWZ with tags , , on May 6, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Celebrity” NEWZ: This is a big one Mr. Taylor. UH OH!

Lawrence Taylor has not been officially charged, but has been arrested for raping a 15 year old minor. Let me repeat that. Lawrence taylor, 51, has been arrested on suspicion of raping  minor. The drug charges and such in the past were bad enough, but a possible rape Lawrence? What is the world coming to, for real? I’ve done my fair share of terrible tidings in my day, but this is immaculately ridiculous. Who knows what the outcome is going to be, realistically, but having your name issued w/ a rape charge is NEVER good. NEVER.

ANONYMOUZ

New York City: Terrorists, Again?

Posted in B.YONEST, B.YONEST NEWZ, GOSSIP NEWZ with tags , , , on May 6, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Gossip” ‘NEWZ: The City may be under fire AGAIN.

September 11, 2001 was the date that everything changed on American Soil. We were invaded and terrorized by overseas terrorists in New York City and that completely put the United States in the most “defensive” mode we’d ever been in. Of course, none of us thought the TERROR would subside and disappear, but for the most part, the last decade has been pretty peaceful here in the States. Fast forward to the last week in New York City and that opinion may be a little different.

There has been a bomb found in an SUV in New York City and yesterday RFK Bridge was shut down because of an abandoned  U HAUL trucking vehicle left on the bridge. Police and other officials (obviously) feared a Terrorist Attack. There was no bomb found and RFK Bridge was opened again, but it does left one to wonder…. Is ANOTHER attack inevitable? Is ANOTHER attack coming? Are we prepared?

ANONYMOUZ

Jennifer Aniston vs. Halle Berry: What is the problem, ladies?

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, GOSSIP NEWZ with tags , , , , , on May 3, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: I mean B.YONEST. What is it about them?

When you think of Halle Berry what comes to mind? You visualize the perfect caramel skin. You see her amazing scene in “Swordfish” and “Monsters Ball” where she’s showing her breasts and having a sexual partaking with “Billy Bob.” No that’s not what you see. Well, that’s just me then. Either way, you see a gorgeous fixture of a woman, a movie star with Awards “up the arse.” What is Halle missing? Let’s talk Jennifer, now.

Jennifer Aniston; One of the most famous women in movies and television. She’s in the “Running Hollywood” section of Los Angeles, California. She gets paid an extensively disgusting amount of dinero to make a movie. Every time she’s on the front cover of a Magazine, they sell like four billion more copies than normal. It’s crazy. She’s gorgeous. The older she gets the younger she looks. Perfection, but she’s missing the same thing Halle’s missing. A MAN.

It blows my mind, people. Neither one of them can keep a man for longer than a couple/few years. Maybe they get bored and want a new man, but it seems that they are the dumpee.. Not the dumper. Halle had baseball players, singers, actors and all in between. After six attempts, she’s in her mid 40’s, gorgeous as ever and walking the beach with her daughter. Does she have too much power thus making her intimidating to men? Does her fame demand too much attention from other men making her “men” insecure.. OR is Halle Berry CRAZY? She is a black girl from Cleveland. I’m just sayin. Anything is possible, right?

Jennifer has to be NUTZO as GUSTO too, huh? That woman has been through John Mayer, Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt’s cousin (just a joke for comedic purposes) and a few more white dudes on the Hollywood Scene. Why can’t she keep a man? Again, it has to be pretty tough to walk hand in hand with Jennifer Aniston, right? Hell to the NAW. You don’t pay for sh*t. You get you “red carpet” on @ Award Shows you aren’t even invited to. What’s wrong with being her man. I’d do it. I’d let my manager do it, fuck it. I can’t figure out why Jennifer Aniston and Halle Berry can’t keep a man, but Nicole Ritchey and Ashlee Simpson can. Let’s talk about it.

ANONYMOUZ

Floyd Mayweather: Greatest of ALL Time?

Posted in B.YONEST, B.YONEST NEWZ, SPORTS NEWZ with tags , , on May 2, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Sports” NEWZ: I mean, look at the MANS resume!!! Mayweather

I’m not the greatest fan of boxing nor am I the most versed on the Champions of yesteryear, but I will say almost none (if any) of them are UNDEFEATED. Never losing is an unbelievable feat to accomplish on any level at ANY sport. An undefeated football team that goes on to win the State, National or World Championship is astonishing. Look @ the 1972 Miami Dolphins, for instance. They completed the task of finishing the season 17-0 and are STILL the only NFL team to finish the season undefeated. Fast forward 28 years and let’s talk about Floyd “Money” Mayweather.

41-0 as a boxer is unfathomable. Mayweather has changed classes, he’s switched his style and last night he faced one of his toughest tasks to date. You can only defeat the people you play and/or fight. Mayweather has defeated them ALL. 41-0. “Sugar” Shane Mosley looked uncomfortable, nervous and in disarray for most of the fight. In the 2nd round (as most of you know), he caught Mayweather w/ TWO severe punches that rocked his world. Mayweather’s knees buckled and it looked like he was going to his the mat for his first time, but it seemed to fuel and energize Mayweather in later rounds. I believe Mayweather won every round after the 2nd. That’s saying somethin’ right there.

Mayweather was facing unfamiliar territory and found a way to regroup, bounce back and take COMPLETE control of the fight AFTER a round that left him looking “beatable..” I was hoping for a knockout, but the fight didn’t “necessarily” let me down. I wasn’t expecting a knockout unless Mosley was to be victorious. I don’t know if I think Mayweather has “knockout” power. He’s strategic, smart and the fastest handed human I’ve seen. His “stick and duck” method caught Mosley off guard time and time again. Whoever is next to step in the ring w/ Floyd better be ready. “Money” Mayweather looks just as good as expected. What’s left for Mosley? Time will tell, but last night answered an extensive amount of questions for me. Mayweather is a top fighter of ANY class. Is he one of the greatest OF ALL TIME? How can you argue with PERFECTION?

ANONYMOUZ

Tiger Woods is getting DIVORCED

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, GOSSIP NEWZ with tags , , , , on April 30, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: Elin, I thought I was BAD! GEESH

Okay, let’s talk about it for a quick second, can we? I know men are supposed to be hunters and it’s in our GENE POOL and nature to want to be w/ Women. It just is. Ladies, you can be upset, irritated and/or down right pissed @ me for this one, but it’s the truth. We are taught and learned to chase as many women as possible before we rest in a pine box for eternity. Yeah, that sounds gross to me too. Cremate me, people. Moving on, let’s talk Tiger Woods.

This (stupid ass) man admitted to 120 women while he was married to Elin. He slept with 120 women in the last 5 to 8 years? That’s AMAZING number one, but Damn ELIN is waaaay to sexy for that MADNESS, Tiger. Then, we come to find out Tiger banged his neighbors younger daughter? Now, most of my guy friends are reading this and sayin.. “how old was she because if she’s hot, I could understand..” Yeah, me too! I don’t know how old she was, but that was enough to send Elin packin’ up the babies and boucin’ to Sweden. NO wonder Tiger is hitting the ball in the water and double bogeying holes this week. I’m Just sayin’. Good luck, Eldrick!

ANONYMOUZ

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