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LETZBYONEST #1: CELEBRITY “SEX TAPEZ” RULE…

Posted in B.YONEST, LETZBYONEST with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 30, 2008 by invazion

LETZBYONEST:

images-11“HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITYizm” IZ THE 2ND MOST ADDICTING THING TO MANKIND ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB NEXT TO PORN. WE ALL HAVE A HOW MANY 13 TO 75 YEAR OLD PERVERTS, INCLUDING MYSELF, SEARCH FOR WAYS TO SEE AS MANY NAKED WOMEN AS POSSIBLE, EVERYDAY. CHAT ROOMS, VIP SITES AND USELESS JUNK SITES (along with so many sites i couldn’t even begin to name four percent of them) SPEND COUNTLESS AMOUNTS OF HOURZ VIDEOING AND UPLOADING SCENE AFTER SCENE OF FUCKING, BLOWING AND SQUIRTING.. IT’S MAGIC,

1_thumb_paris_hilton_nude_2MEANWHILE, WE PATHETIC MORTALS SIT AROUND AND WATCH “ACCESS HOLLYWOOD” AND “ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT” WONDERING WHAT EVERY “REALITY CELEBRITY” IS DOING WITH THEIR PERSONAL LIVES. WHAT CLUB IS BRITNEY VISITING IN PARIS? WHAT NEW “BOY TOY” IS PARIS PARADING AROUND WITH; NOT TO MENTION HER SPECIAL BFF. LINDSAY LOHAN AND SAMANTHA RONSON ARE ON CONSTANT ROTATION ON EVERY LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW. JOKES AND SPOOFS, GALORE; MY BLOG INCLUDED. THUS, TAKE SEXXY CELEBRITIES, MAKE A PORN WITH THEM AND UPDATE IT ON THE WEB. YOU HAVE THE COOLEST PHENOMENON, EVER!! CELEBRITY SEX TAPES…..

NAME A FEMALE CELEBRITY. OKAY, PICK ANOTHER ONE NOW. GOOGLE HER NAME. NOW, GOOGLE HER NAME AND ADD NUDE NEXT TO IT. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU WILL FIND. PURE AMAZEMENT, I ASSUME. IT’S FUCKIN SPECTACULAR. REMEMBER THE GIRL FROM AMERICAN PIE? ALYSON HANNIGAN, I BELIEVE.

51“AND THEN THIS ONE TIME @ BAND CAMP…”

SEX TAPE… YEAH SHE TOOK IT ON CAMERA AND “SOMEHOW” IT GOT LEAKED TO THE PUBIC, OOPS, I MEAN THE PUBLIC. KIM KARDASHIAN AND RAY J.. SEXTAPE. LINDSAY LOHAN, BRITNEY SPEARS. SEX TAPE. SEX TAPE. FUCKIN DUSTIN DIAMOND aka “SCREECH” FROM THE HIT SHOW “SAVED BY THE BELL” HAS A SEXTAPE. ANYONE PEEPED OUT THE ABI TITMUSS JOINTS; MUST SEE, AMERICA. MUST SEE.

I AKNOWLEDGE THAT IT IS A PUBLICITY STUNT 9/10 TIMES, BUT I DON’T THINK ANY OF US GIVE TWO SHITS. THE FANTASY OF BEING NAKED WITH MEGAN FOX DEFINITELY MAKES MY DICK HARD. (well done Brian Austin Green; watch you back brotha.. i love  your woman…) TELL ME YOU DON’T HAVE A SECRET CRUSH ON SOME FEMALE CELEBRITY FROM BACK IN THE DAY. HELLO, SAMANTHA MICELLI IS SUPER DUPER SEXXY, STILL. (that’s Alissa Milano for all you idiots. Who’s The Boss, Duh).

OF COURSE, I CHECK TMZ, THE SUPERFICIAL AND BYONESTINVAZION TO SEE THE “NORMAL” CELEBRITY BUSINESS. ON THE OTHER HAND, (i use my left; it feels like someone’s doing it for me that way.) I WANNA SEE NAKED SLUTS, PERIOD. CHECK BASHFULMONKEY.COM FOR ME AND TELL ME HOW MUCH FUN YOU HAVE. PAY SITES MAKE AN ASS LOAD (no pun intended… okay, a little bit) OF MONEY OFF CARMEN ELECRA’S VAGINA. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW..

nude_4IN CLOSING STATEMENTS I SAY: MAKE MORE SEX TAPES! WE DISGUSTING SNAKE YANKERS DESERVE AND NEED THAT MADNESS. BEYONCE, GET IT DONE. I HEARD FERGIE GOT DOWN WITH CHICKS. WELL DO US ALL A FAVOR “GLAMOROUS GIRL.” CALL UP ONE OF YOUR GIRLS FROM BACK IN THE DAY, FLY HER TO YOUR PRIVATE CONDO IN LOS SCANDOLOUS. DRINK ON SOME WINE FOR A WHILE AND GET IT DONE.. LONG LIVE “CELEBRITY” SEX TAPES.

ANONYMOUZ

PS. I DO DRUGS. I WANT TO ADD THAT DISCLAIMER SO YOU UNDERSTAND MY BRAIN DOESN’T THINK THIS WAY ON ITZ OWN!

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DIVIDE AND CONQUER

Posted in B.YONEST, DAILY GRIND with tags on September 25, 2008 by invazion

FLORIDA, ARIZONA, OHIO – We are all working our States, independently.  Getting MUZIK out to the masses, one conversation and cd player at a time.  Our feedback is AWESOME!  IT FEELZ SO GOOD!!!

NEXT STOP – VEGAS – for 3 weeks – B.YONESTINVAZION in FULL EFFECT

DAILY GRIND!!

Posted in B.YONEST, DAILY GRIND with tags , on September 20, 2008 by invazion

B.YONEST, ZAK and THE B.YONEST INVAZION TOUR STOPPED IN ST. LOUIS FOR THE NIGHT. WENT TO THE CLUB FOR A QUICK SECOND LAST NIGHT.. DROVE TO THE SUBURBS AND PARKED AT WALMART, FELL ASLEEP.. (I DONT KNOW IF U GUYZ KNOW THIZ, BUT THE RV’S ARE ALLOWED TO SLEEP AT WALMART SUPERCENTERZ ABBZOLUTELY FREE.. MOVING ON, WE WOKE UP THIZ AM, RODE THE SCOOTER AND HIT UP A 24 HOUR FITNESS FOR A WORKOUT AND A SHOWER.. STAY TUNED FOR MORE UPDATEZ..

 

GOOD LUCK TO TRAVIS BARKER AND DJ AM!!! HOPE ALL GOEZ WELL AND OUR PRAYERZ ARE WITH U!! ALSO, JOE MOSIC, JESS BLAZE, ANTHONI JOSEPH AND NEW BABY JACKSON..WE ARE WITH U AS JACKSON RECOVERZ.. ITZ GONNA ALLLL BE OKAY!!

 

B.YONEST STAFF

THIS THING is TATTOOED

Posted in B.YONEST, DAILY GRIND with tags on September 18, 2008 by invazion

BACK IN THE BOOTH!!

Posted in B.YONEST, DAILY GRIND with tags on September 9, 2008 by invazion

B.YONEST REKORDED 3 MORE TRACKS TODAY…. HE’Z BACK IN REKORD MODE AND FEELING GREAT ABOUT IT.. WORKIN ON HIZ FOURTH MIXTAPE OF THE YEAR. 3RD OF THE SUMMER.. ARE U FUCKIN SERIOUS?? 

YEAH, WE’RE FUCKIN SERIOUS…

B.YONEST STAFF

DAILY GRIND – SCOOTERZ-NOW IZ IN AND RUNNING

Posted in B.YONEST, DAILY GRIND with tags , on September 1, 2008 by invazion
  • MANY HOURZ OF FRUSTRATED ASSEMBLY -NO INSTRUCTIONS, COMEON!!!!
  • JOHNNIE FROM IRONPONY – CHAIN HELP
  • BIKESOURCE, AHHH NOT MUCH HELP
  • IVAN HELP – HOOKED IT UP – TOOK APART EVERYTHING AND PUT IT BACK TOGETHER
  • NOW IS RUNNING STRONG AND ATTRACTING MASS ATTENTION
  • PEOPLE WANT THESE – ALL AGES – COUPLE FINE TOUCHES AND WE ARE CONTINUING TO KILL EM WITH ANOTHER PRODUCT
  • LATER WILL BE HERE LATER THIS WEEK!!!!