LETZBYONEST #7: LeBRON JAMES vs. ?? NO PROBLEM!S

LETZBYONEST:

logoletzb2LeBRON JAMEZ IZ OFFICIALLY HAVING HIZ “I DONT GIVE A FUCK SEAZON.” PERSONALLY, I BELIEVE THIS BROTHA IZ SICK OF BEING COMPARED TO THE REST OF THE NBA 2 GUARDZ AND 3 GUARDZ. HE IZ MICHAEL JORDAN, REINCARNATED, WITH THE BODY DNA TYPE OF THE INCREDIBLE HULK. EVERY GAME, HIZ JUMPER (that iz when he jumps) BECOMEZ MORE EFFICIENT. CAN HE PASS? THE MAN IZ THE BEST 6’8″ PASSER SINCE MAGIC JOHNSON. YES, I SAID SINCE MAGIC JOHNSON!

NOW, I WILL ADMIT KOBE IZ SUPER SWEET. DWAYNE WADE IZ AN UNBELIEVABLE PLAYER. HE GOT A RING BEFORE LeBRON DID. CARMELO IZ MEGA NICE. I MEAN MEGA NICE. BRANDON ROY OF THE “TRAILBLAZERS” CAN HOOP HIZ ASS OFF. THE ONE THING THEY ARE NOT THOUGH IZ LeBRON JAMEZ. THEZE CATZ GET SCARED WHEN THEY SEE THE CAVALIERZ ON THE SCHEDULE

lebron-jamesLeBRON HAZ HAD THE STATE OF OHIO ON HIZ BACK SINCE HE WAS A SOPHOMORE IN HIGH SCHOOL. LeBRON JAMEZ WAZ THE BEST COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER HIZ JUNIOR YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL. YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A ARTICLE SLANDERING HIS NAME. YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD HIS NAME BEING SCRUTINIZED IN THE PUBLIC. THE WORSE THING I’VE HEARD ABOUT LeBRON JAMES IS 2 YEARZ AGO HE DIDNT HAVE THE “EYE OF THE TIGER.” LOOK IN HIZ EYEZ NOW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE.

WILL HE WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS? WILL HE BREAK REKORDZ? WILL HE STAY IN CLEVELAND? THEZE QUESTIONZ REMAIN UNKNOWN. ONE THING I DO KNOW IZ HE HAD A GOLD MEDAL (along with a golden smile and gold pass to every 40/40 club on the galaxy). HE WEARZ #23 ON HIZ BACK AND HIZ NICKNAME IZ “THE KING.” I DONT WANNA MAKE GUARANTEES, BUT I GUARANTEE THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS GO TO THE NBA FINALZ THIS YEAR.. KEEP IT MOVIN..

ANONYMOUZ

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