LETZBYONEST #11: OPRAH, OPRAH, OPRAH

LETZBYONEST:

logoletzb2I AINT TRYIN TO BE RUDE DUDE, BUT OPRAH WINFREY IZ GONNA BE FAT. NO MATTER WHAT SHE DOEZ OR HOW HARD SHE WORKS, SHE’S GONNA BE FAT. IT MAKES MORE SENSE TO ME TO SEE HER OVERWEIGHT THAN HEALTY AND SLENDER. I MEAN WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DAYZ OF NAPPY HAIR AND CHUBBY BELLIES, OPRAH? THE COLOR PURPLE IZ IT, BABY.

YEAH, SHE IZ THE MOST INFLUENCIAL AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMAN, EVER. YEAH, SHE DID RISE FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE EARTH AND MAKE HER WAY TO THE TOP OF THE GALAXY (gotta respect that one, right.) YEAH, SHE DID PUT DR. PHILS’ STANKIN ASS ON HIS OWN SHOW AND HELP THAT CORNY FUCK BECOME FAMOUS.( for reasons beyond me.) DOES SHE EVEN NEED TO BE WORRIED ABOUT HER WEIGHT.??

200901_omag_cover_90x113WHO IN THE WORLD DOESN’T KNOW OPRAH WINFREY IS SUPPOSED TO BE OVERWEIGHT. STICK WITH IT OPRAH. IT MAKES SENSE. YOU GET DOWN TO A NORMAL, ATTRACTIVE WEIGHT AND BEFORE WE KNOW IT, YOU’RE ON THE COVER OF “OPRAH” STANDING NEXT TO YOURSELF WEIGHING 2 SEMI TRUCKS. YOU ARE DEFINITELY GRANDMOTHER AGE NOW BABY SO LET IT BE.

WE APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU DO FOR THE WORLD. YOUR SUPPORT IN AFRICA IZ AMAZING. THE THINGS YOU DO FOR YOUR AUDIENCE MEMBERS AND GUESTS OF YOU SHOW DESERVES AN AWARD. THE OBAMA PARTY COULDN’T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU AND MANY AFRICAN AMERICANS AND CAUCASIANS PRAISE YOUR EVERY MOVE. NONETHELESS, WELL NONETHE”MORE” YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A FAT ASS. IT JUST LOOKS RIGHT.. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK OPRAH W… MAKE US PROUD…

ANONYMOUZ

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