LETZBYONEST #18: MARIJUANA and SHORT TERM MEMORY dont CO-EXIST.

LETZBYONEST:

logoletzb2HOW OFTEN ARE YOU SITTING ON THE COMFY CHAIR IN YOUR FAMILY ROOM AND YOU THINK…

“HOLY SHIT, I NEED TO GO UPSTAIRZ AND GRAB MY _____________.”

YOU TAKE ONE MORE SIP OUT OF YOUR TAHITIAN TREAT, MOVE YOUR LAP TOP OFF YOUR THIGHS AND PLACE IT ON YOUR SPOT. YOU BEGIN WALKING UPSTAIRS AND YOUR BRAIN (obviously) BEGINZ TO DRIFT TO SOME FAR OUT GALAXY. YOU GET TO YOUR BEDROOM DOOR, TWIST THE KNOB (to open your room, stupid) AND WALK INTO YOUR BEDROOM, WITH EXCITEMENT. YOU BEGIN TO DRIFT BACK INTO REALITY, BUT THE PROBLEM IZ WHAT??? YOU FORGOT WHY THE FUCK YOU CAME TO YOUR BEDROOM FOR.

WHO WANTZ TO WALK ALL THE WAY BACKSTAIRZ EMPTY HANDED? NOT TO MENTION, YOU FEEL LIKE A FLIPPPIN’ IDIOT and/or STONER BECUZ THIZ SHIT HAPPENZ TO ME (oops, i mean you) ALL THE TIME. IF IM SITTING AROUND AND SOMETHING POPZ UP IN MY IMMEDIATE MENTAL, I HAVE 2 CHOICEZ.

  • WRITE THE SHIT DOWN AND TAKE CARE OF IT TOMORROW OR..
  • WASTE MY TIME WALKING INTO THE OTHER ROOM TO SEARCH FOR NOTHING. (when i get there, i will have forgotten what i needed.)

images-1SAD, BUT TRUE, IM A POTHEAD… THE FIRST THING IN DEALING WITH SUCH AN ISSUE IZ ADMITTING IT. I CHIEF, THEREFORE I AM. NORMALLY, IT IZNT AN ISSUE AT ALL, BUT WHEN I NEED TO FIND SOMETHING QUICK FAST or I HAVE AN IDEA OR CONCEPT “IN THE NOW” PRETTY MUCH CHALK IT UP. GONE, POOF, PEACE, SEE YA, CHECK BACK TOMORROW MOST AMAZING THOUGHT OF ALL TIME. COMPLETELY FUNCTIONAL CRONIC CHIEFER; INDEED. REMEMER WHAT I DID EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON; NO FUCKIN’ WAY. YOU TELL ME.

imagesNATURALLY, THE THING FOR US ALL TO DO IS QUIT THIS TRAVESTY AMONG US IMMEDIATELY. PUT THE BONG DOWN. STOP BUYING PAPERS AND BLUNT WRAPS. NO MORE GANJA? YEAH, THAT’S DEFINITELY not THE ANSWER. I SAY GET IT TOGETHER PEOPLE. WE AS A POT SMOKING GROUP NEED TO ASSIST EACHOTHER. IT’S NOT OK. OUR SHORT TERM MEMORIES CANT BE TOO FAR GONE RIGHT. WE JUST LOST ‘EM A SECOND AGO.. THEY SAY THE FIRST THING TO GO WHEN U GET OLD IS THE MEMORY. WELL, IM YOUNG AZ SHIT STILL. YOU TELL ME.. SMOKE WEED, EVERYDAY!! TWICE!

ANONYMOUZ

PS.. .LUCKILY FOR UZ ALL, THE SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS IS SHORT TERM… KEEP PUFFIN AND FORGETTIN U DID; WELL @ LEAST UNTIL U REMEMER TO PUFF AGAIN. BELOW IS A LISTS OF SIDE EFFECTS AND THE ARTICLE I PLAGERIZED, IF  YOU WILL.. HAHAHAHAHA..

MARIJUANA DANGERS (click here for more article information)

  • Impaired perception
  • Diminished short-term memory
  • Loss of concentration and coordination
  • Impaired judgement
  • Increased risk of accidents
  • Loss of motivation
  • Diminished inhibitions
  • Increased heart rate
  • Anxiety, panic attacks, and paranoia
  • Hallucinations
  • Damage to the respiratory, reproductive, and immune systems
  • Increased risk of cancer
  • Psychological dependency
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