B.YONEST NEWZ: SNEEKERZ HAZ BEGUN. WATCH YOUR EVERYTHING!!!

bnewzlogoBEWARE FUCKERZ… SNEEKERZ HAZ BEGUN. WHAT’S SNEEKERZ, YOU ASK? ITZ THE MOST RIDICULOUS GAME/EVENT CREATED SINCE, WHO FUCKIN KNOWZ. IM GONNA GIVE YOU A BRIEF SYNOPSIS AND YOU TAKE IT FROM THERE.

IMAGINE NEVER PAYING TO GET IN THE CLUB. IMAGINE RECEIVING VIP TOP SERVICE @ EVERY EVENT, EVERY TIME. IMAGINE WATCHING YOUR FAVORITE FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL TEAMZ LIVE “FOR FREE.” OKAY, OKAY IT SOUNDS A LITTLE OBERWHELMING IM SURE, BUT SNEEKERZ WILL HELP YOU MAKE IT HAPPEN.

OVER THE NEXT FEW MONTHS, MY HOMIE ZAK AND I ARE GOING TO WORK DILIGENTLY IN LOS ANGELES, PHOENIX, LAS VEGAS AND SURROUNDING CITIES “SNEEKING” OUR ASSEZ IN EVERY AND ANYTHING. GAMES, EVENTS, PARTIES, ORGIES..FUCK IT, WE WANT IN. NOT ONLY DO WE WANT IN, BUT WE WANT THE “IN.” AZ WE FINAGEL OUR WAYZ INTO THEZE AWESOME SITUATIONS, WE WILL DOCUMENT, VIDEO AND UPDATE TO YOU ALL HOW WE DID IT; ALLOWING YOU TO UTILIZE OUR TOOLZ TO SUCCESS

GET YOURSELF AN ALIAS FIRST AND FOREMOST. WE NEVER WANT THE PEOPLE AT THE DOOR (corny ass, stupid door dorks) TO KNOW OUR REAL NAMEZ.. COME ON.. CALL ME “ANONYMOUZ”. MY PARTNER IN CRIME IZ “CRACK.” WE ARE THE FIRST OFFICIAL SNEEKERZ AND WE CANT WAIT TO EXPAND OUR VENTURES TO THE REST OF THE PUBLIC. STAY TUNED HOMIEZ. SNEEKERZ COMING SOON….

ANONYMOUZ (the original SNEEKER

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