LETZBYONEST #23: PHELPS PUFFS POT!!! AWESOME

LETZBYONEST:

logoletzb2MICHAEL PHELPS IS AND WILL REMAIN ONE OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL OLYMPIC ATHLETES OF ALL TIME. JESSE OWENS, CARL LEWIS, JACKIE JOYNER KERSEY, FLO JO AND A FEW OTHERS WILL GO DOWN IN TIME AS THE AS LEGENDS OF THE OLYMPIC TIMES, PERIOD. MICHAEL PHELPS IS IN THE SAME CATEGORY IF NOT MORE SIGNIFICANT. SAY HE’S NOT. THE KID IS 23 YEARS OLD AND HAS THE WORLD AT HIS FINGERTIPS. HE PUFFS TREEZ.

images-2I THINK ITS AWESOME THAT THE KID IS A NORMAL 23 YEAR OLD. HE GETS DRUNK AND MAKES A BAD DECISION TO DRIVE HOME. HE GOES GO A COLLEGE PARTY AND HITS A BONG. THE DUDE MADE TEN MILLION DOLLARS (IN ENDORSEMENT) MONEY LAST YEAR AND YOU MU FUCKAZ ARE CONCERNED ABOUT HIM HITTING A BONG AT A COLLEGE PARTY. ITS RIDICULOUS. LET ME ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION. WHEN YOU WERE 23 YEARS OLD AND YOU HAD TEN MILLION DOLLARS HOW WOULD YOU HAVE ENDED UP? I DID ECSTACY EVERY WEEKEND PERSONALLY WHEN I WAS 23 AND I WAS POOR AS SHIT..

0201_michael_phelps_bong_00HE PASSED EVERY DRUG TEST. HE PERFORMED AT THE HIGHEST LEVELS POSSIBLE. HE BROKE A FUCKIN WORLD RECORD ALMOST EVERY TIME HE GOT WET. THE MAN TAKES 3 MONTHS OFF. HE VISITS KIDS, HE GOES TO SPORTING EVENT AFTER SPORTING EVENT. HE DOES SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE AND CONTINUES TO BE A GREAT ROLE MODEL. HE HITS A BONG AND NOW YOU WANNA SABOTAGE HIS GREATNESS. FUCK YOU. I WISH PEOPLE KNEW EVERY MOVE YOU ALL HAVE MADE SINCE YOU WERE 23. GET A FUCKIN LIFE.

MR MICHAEL PHELPS, I APPLAUD YOU FOR CONTINUING TO BE A “KID.” YOU’RE 23 AND YES PEOPLE DO LOOK UP TO YOU AND EXPECT MORE. THE PROBLEM I HAVE IS ALL OF THE JUDGEMENTAL ASSHOLES WHO PROBABLY SMOKE THEIR FACES OFF BEHIND CLOSED DOORS. ITS NAUSEATING.

LET THE MAN LEARN FROM HIS MISTAKES. (which means stop smoking treez around people who are gonna take pixx and sale them.) SMOKE YOUR TREEZ MICHAEL.. IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN ENVIRONMENT. FUCK WHAT THE PUBLIC IS GONNA SAY (and they gonna say some serious shit.) CONTINUE TO BE THE BEST, CONTINUE TO LIVE “YOUR” LIFE AND I WISH YOU SUCCESS FELLOW CRONIC CHIEFER. MUCH LOVE..

ANONYMOUZ

PS. I FEEL LIKE IT WASNT THE FIRST TIME HE HIT A BONG IN HIS LIFE. THE IRONY IS MICHAEL PHELPS IS A CRON SMOKER AND STILL HAS THE LUNG CAPACITY TO BREAK RECORDS, WIN MEDALS AND BE THE FUCKIN BEST SWIMMER, EVER. YOU FUCKS SHOULD BE HAPPY HE CHIEFS. HOW BAD WOULD HE HAVE BLOWN YOU HAD IF HE DIDNT? GEESH.. I THINK HE SHOULD BE AN ADVOCATE FOR THE ALLOWANCE OF ATHLETIC TREE SMOKERS ASSOCIATION (AFATSA). PUFF ON PHELPS.. PUFF ON..

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PSS.. NO “AFATSA” DOESNT EXIST ASSHOLES.. I FUCKIN MADE IT UP.. DUH

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One Response to “LETZBYONEST #23: PHELPS PUFFS POT!!! AWESOME”

  1. i’ve gotta hand it to Phelps for being man enough to acknowledge his actions and apologize — he’s still a decent role model despite the hypocritical media storm

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