B.YONEST’S GRAMMY AWARD WINNERZ SYNOPSIS

GOOD DAY MONKEYS AND MONGERS….

blogowhiteTHE GRAMMY’S 2009 ARE OFFICIALLY OVER.. WE HAD PREGNANT PERFORMERS (M.I.A), WE HAD DOMESTIC ALTERCATIONS (CHRIS BROWN beat up RIHANNA on the way to the GRAMMY AWARDS) AND LIL WAYNE WON LIKE THREE AWARDS.. I GUESS I’D CALL THIS YEAR’S GRAMMY AWARD CEREMONY AN EXTREME SUCCESS.. AND ONE MORE THING.. WHAT THE FUCK WAS BROOKE HOGAN AND PARIS HILTON DOING THERE. THAT’S LIKE GIVING DUSTIN DIAMOND AND AMY FISHER A TRIP TO THE AVN’S.. IM JUS’ SAYIN..

images-5OKAY, SO IM KIND OF A SACRASTIC ASSHOLE, BUT I DO THINK THERE WERE SOME WELL DEZERVED AWARDS GIVEN (for the most part.) BELOW IS SOME OF THE AWARDS RECEIVED AND MY OPINION ON WHETHER IT’S DESERVED….

Best rock song (awarded to songwriters)
Bruce Springsteen – Girls In Their Summer Clothes

GOOD FOR BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN YOU KNOW? OVER 3 DECADES OF MUSIC AND STILL COLLECTING GRAMMY’S. GOTTA TIP YOUR HAT OFF TO HIM.

Best female R&B vocal performance
Alicia Keys – Superwoman

REALLY? WELL OKAY IF YOU SAY SO. I CAN THINK OF A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE I WOULD’VE GIVEN IT TO, BUT WHO THE HELL AM I?

Best male R&B vocal performance
Ne-Yo – Miss Independent

Best R&B performance by a duo or group with vocals
Al Green ft John Legend – Stay With Me (By The Sea)

Best R&B song (awarded to songwriters)
Ne-Yo – Miss Independent

ALL WELL DESERVED. I APPRECIATE ALL OF THESE ARTISTS AND THIER CRAFTS SO CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU GENTLEMEN.. MUCH LOVE…

Best R&B album
Jennifer Hudson – Jennifer Hudson

U DAMN RIGHT…. U DAMN RIGHT.. JENNIFER HUDSON HAS PROVED HERSELF TIME AND TIME AGAIN. ADVERSITY, FAMILY STRIFE, TRAGEDY..WHATEVER.. JENNIFER HUDSON HOLDZ IT DOWN. SHE SANG AT THE SUPERBOWL AND I AINT FELT THAT GOOD SINCE WHITNEY “CRACKHEAD” HOUSTON IN THE EARLY ’90’Z.. CONGRATULATIONZ

Best rap solo performance
Lil’ Wayne – A Milli

Best rap album
Lil’ Wayne – Tha Carter III

NOBODY ELSE TO GIVE IT TO.. ENUFF SAID.. THE NIGGA’S ON EVERY SONG.

Best rap performance by a duo or group
Jay-Z and TI ft Kanye West and Lil Wayne – Swagga Like Us

FUCK KANYE WEST AND LIL WAYNE IS AIIGHT.. T.I. AND JAY Z, THOUGH.. CONGRATULATIONS.. IM IMPRESSED M.I.A.’S PREGNANT ASS PERFORMED LAST NIGHT.. GOTTA GIVE IT TO HER..

ANONYMOUZ

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