LETZBYONEST #24: CHRIS BROWN IZ A SUPERF*G

LETZBYONEST:

logoletzb2R&B SINGERS HAVE COMPLETELY FALLEN OFF. LETZ THINK OF THE DAYZ OF LUTHER VANDROSS, LEVERT, early R KELLY, early MICHAEL JACKSON and the “BOYZ II MEN” era. THERE WAS SOME AMAZING SINGING GOIN’ ON FOR A PERIOD OF TIME. MIND YOU, WE DID HAVE ABUSIVE WIFE BEATERS (IKE TURNER) AND R KELLY WAS STILL TRYING TO MARRY/FUCK YOUNG PEOPLE (AALIYAH), BUT FUCKIN CHRIS BROWN??

blog4-chris-brownEVERY SONG I HEAR HIM FEATURED ON (WITH ANOTHER ARTIST), HE GETS COMPLETELY EMBARRASSED. CAN HE DANCE, SURE? CAN HE SING? NOT A FUCKIN LICK. HE SOUNDS LIKE CAMEO HAD A BABY WITH K-CI (OF JODECI). I FUCKIN HATE CHRIS BROWN. NOW IT’S BEEN RELEASED THE NIGGA BEATZ HIS GIRL UP. NOT ONLY DID HE JACK HER UP, BUT HE JACKED HER UP ON THE WAY TO THE GRAMMY’S.

chris-brown_rihanna-kissVISUALIZE THIS.. YOU’VE JUST LEFT CLIVE DAVIS’ PARTY. YOU’RE ON THE WAY TO THE GRAMMY AWARDS SHOW WITH YOUR FAMOUS GIRLFRIEND. YOU’RE RIDING ALONG AND ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU’RE FIGHTING WITH YOUR GIRL. IT GETS A LITTLE CRAZY CUZ SHE TELLS YOU YOUR VOICE IS WACK AND YOU’RE GETTING FAT.  DO YOU…

A.) PULL OVER AND LET HER OUT?

B.) TELL HER (RIHANNA) SHE SINGZ LIKE A RETARD TOO?

C.) BEAT HER UP, WAIT FOR THE COPS TO COME AND LEAVE?

D.) KILL YOURSELF?

rihannaI’M NOT ONE FOR DIPPIN IN DOMESTIC BUSINESS, BUT CHOOSE CHOICE “D” CHRIS.. PLEASE? FOR US ALL. RIHANNA, IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A NON-BEATER COMPANION, GIVE ME A SHOUT. I DONT THINK YOU CAN SING, DANCE OR PERFORM, BUT I DO RECOGNIZE A DIMEPIECE WHO CAN PROBABLY TAKE MASSIVE “andy D.I.C.K.” I HOPE YOU’RE OKAY, TRULY. I’M SORRY FOR THE EMBARRASSMENT OF AN UGLY ASS CHUBBY, WOMANIZING BOYFRIEND WHO DECIDED TO BEAT U UP ON THE WAY TO THE BIGGEST NIGHT IN MUZIK.. SOUNDZ LIKE HE’S “THE ONE” FOR SURE.

ANONYMOUZ.

PS: I CANT DECIDE IF I HATE FEDERLINE, AUSTIN GREEN OR THIZ IDIOT (CHRIS BROWN) THE MOST SO FAR IN ’09. THEY ALL SUCK DICK…

PSS: USHER, NE-YO, RYAN LESLIE, JON LEGEND AND A FEW OTHERS ARE STIL HOLDING DOWN THE R&B SECTION…

PSS BREAKING NEWZ: CHRIS BROWN IZ AN IDIOT.. HE’S FACIN’ UP TO NINE YEARZ ON ASSAULT CHARGES. BRIEF RECAP… HE MISSED THE GRAMMY’S (he was supposed to perform at), HIS LAMBORGHING (which was rented) GOT IMPOUNDED, HIS GIRLFRIEND (rihanna) CALLED THE POLICE ON HIM and HE HAS A TERRIBLE VOICE plus A FAT BELLY.. AWESOME!

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