LETZBYONEST #27: ASH WEDNESDAY? I DONT GET IT!

LETZBYONEST:

logoletzb2SO IT’S ASH WEDNESDAY. WHAT EXACTLY DOES THAT MEAN?

I DID THE WHOLE CATHOLIC CHURCH THING FOR LIKE 6 YEARS OR WHATEVER. I HAD THE NUN ART TEACHER AND WENT TO CHURCH (during school hours) ON TUESDAY’S AND THURSDAYS. BUT ASH WEDNESDAY HAS ALWAYS CONFUSED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

I WENT TO NORTH MARKET THIS AFTERNOON TO GET SOME FOOD AND CAME ACROSS A PRETTY GANGSTA WHITE DUDE. HE WAS ROCKIN TIMS, HAD A BLACK LEATHER COAT ON, HAT TILTED TO THE BACK AND A MU FUCKIN “ASH DOT” ON HIS FOREHEAD. U CANT BE GANTSTA WITH AN “ASH DOT” ON YOUR FOREHEAD, RIGHT? I KNOW, HE WASNT SEARCHIN FOR GANGSTA. HE’S SHOWING THE LOVE TO HIS LORD, JESUS CHRIST. OR….

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YES, IM NON-DENOMINATIONAL, but HIGHLY CONFRONTATIONAL. I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE 40 DAYS OF LENT, THE PASSOVER, THE “AND ALSO WITH YOU” OR ANY OF THAT JAZZ. I DO THOUGH, WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY ASH WEDNESDAY. IS THAT RIGHT? MERRY ASH WEDNESDAY? HOLY ASH WEDNESDAY! WHO KNOWS!

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I THINK I’M GOING TO ROLL A BLEEDER, AND PUT THE “ASHES” IN AN “ASH” TRAY.

ANONYMOUZ

TO ALL CATHOLICS AND OR RELIGIOUS INDIVIDUALS WHO TAKE OFFENSE TO MY ARTICLES. PLEASE DON’T. THIS IS MY QWERKY WAY OF HAVING FUN AND CREATING ENERGY. ON THE OTHER HAND, IF YOU TAKE IT THAT SERIOUSLY… FUCK OFF! AYO EH

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5 Responses to “LETZBYONEST #27: ASH WEDNESDAY? I DONT GET IT!”

  1. […] LETZBYONEST #27: ASH WEDNESDAY? I DONT GET IT! « B.YONEST INVAZION (invazion.wordpress.com) – February 25, 2009This entry was posted on February 25, 2009 at 3:52 pm and is filed under Uncategorized with tags 40 days, ash, ash wednesday, ash wednesday fasting, B.YONEST, can catholics eat meat on ash wednesday,… […]

  2. kelleymata Says:

    Could I have permission to use your Ash Wednesday graphic? I am a minister at a Lutheran church. candc@sov-id.org

  3. you can definitely utilize our photo.. thanks for checkin..

    INVAZION STAFF

  4. Thank you for permission. I just wanted to be clear that we were asking to use the graphic “Ash Wedensday” with the ash cross. We want to use it on the front page of our website for the next few weeks as we approach Ash Wednesday on February 17.

    thank you for your generosity.

    Peace to you.

  5. You’re very welcome…. Thank you graciously!!!

    INVAZION STAFF!!!

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