B.YONEST PEOPLE: TWITTER, WE ARE AD-DICK-TED!!

B.YONEST PEOPLE…

ITZ A PROVEN FACT. I TALK ABOUT THE MYSPACEz, FACEBOOKz and SUCHEz OF THE WORLD MORE THAN I PROBABLY SHOULD. I HAVE COME TO FIND THAT WE AS (not only) AMERICANZ HAVE A NEW ADDICTION. THIS TWITTER SHIT IS EFFIN CRAZY, BUT THAT’S NOT THE PROBLEM. WE ARE ADDICTED TO TELING EVERYONE WHAT WE ARE DOING ALL THE TIME.

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“I just woke up and signed onto my facbook.”

“i just checked my facebook and now I’m going to go in the kitchen, make a bagel with cream cheese, jelly (probably) smuckers grape and orange juice.”

“Oh my gosh, i love my boyfriend so much. he is the best thing that ever happened to me ever. i love MY BOYFRIEND.”

LOOK, LOSERS. WE UNDERSTAND THAT MOST OF YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR LIVES THAN UPDATE US CONSTANTLY ON YOUR WHEREABOUTS. GET A FUCKIN LIFE THOUGH. YOU ARE ASKING FOR SOMEONE TO STALK YOU DOWN, FOLLOW YOU TO HOME FROM WORK AND JACK YOUR SHIT UP.

STOP TELLING THE FUCKIN WORLD YOUR UPDATED MOVE EVERY 42 SECONDS. NO ONLY ARE YOU AN ASS HOLE, BUT NO ONE CARES THAT MUCH. NEW PICTURES? GREAT, PUT EM UP. PROMOTION @ WORK OR NEW POEM, SONG OR CONCEPT YOU HAD? LETz TALK IT OUT. THE FACT U JUST TOOK A SHOWER AND ARE IN YOUR CLOSET RIGHT NOW? EAT A DICK!!!

MYSPACE, FACEBOOK, TWITTER AND BLOGS ARE EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE FORMS OF MEDIUM COMMUNICATION. IT’S AWESOME WE HAVE THE OPPORTUNITIES TO “CHIT CHAT” AND FIND FRIENDS FROM BACK IN THE DAY. AWESOME! LET’S REMEMBER WHAT IT’S FOR PEOPLE. WE ARE RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEINGS. LETS NOT ACT LIKE “RETARDS” WITH THESE MEDIUMS. LETS KEEP  OUR LIVES SOMEWHAT PERSONAL. GEE WILLIKERZ

ANONYMOUZ

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One Response to “B.YONEST PEOPLE: TWITTER, WE ARE AD-DICK-TED!!”

  1. OH MY GOD BRO – THIS IS COMEDY!!! When did you slip this article in?

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