CELEBRITY ALERT, CELEBRITY ALERT: SAMANTHA RONSON dumped LINDSAY LOHAN on the curb. LITERALLY

UH OH AMERICA…

I HAVE  CELEBRITY ALERT FOR YOUR STANKIN ASSEZ. MY SOURCES TELL ME THAT SAMANTHA RONSON DUMPED LINDSAY LOHAN AND CHANGED THE LOCKS ON HER CRIB….

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OKAY, OKAY SO THEY GOT INTO A BIG ASS FIGHT (again), BROKE UP AND SAMANTHA BANNED HER FROM HER DJ EVENT, FRIDAY NIGHT. LINDSAY CAME ANYWAY AND THE BOUNCERS WOULDN’T LET HER IN, PLAYERS. SAMANTHA BROKE UP WITH HER AND LOCKSMITHS WERE AT HER CRIB CHANGING THE LOCKS AND SHIT.

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ARE THE LESBOZ REALLY DONE? WE DONT KNOW, BUT FOR SOME REASON WE STILL CARE. POOR LINDSAY, POOR LINDSAY. WHEN YOU GET DUMPED BY SAMANTHA RONSON YOU GOTTA BE EFFED UP MAN.

MAYBE SHE’LL GO BACK TO MEN AND GET HER LIFE STRAIGHTENED. IN UPCOMING INTERVIEWS WE’RE GONNA HEAR LINDSAY BLAMING HER LESBIANismz FOR HER BEHAVIOR. CUZ IT’S NEEEEEVER HER FAULT. HAIL!

ANONYMOUZ

ps: apparently SAMANTHA was cheating on LINDSAY. one more time? SAMANTHA RONSON was cheating on LINDSAY LOHAN. REALLY???

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