PRICE OF THE STAMP RAISES.. AGAIN!

MOST OF YOU MAY NOT EVEN RECOGNIZE THE SMALLer THINGZ N THE WORLD, THUS IT’S MY JOB TO DO JUST THAT. TO KEEP YOU ALL INFORMED IN THE LOOP AS YOU TWITTER, SPORTCENTER, WORK, EAT, RAP AND POLITIC YOUR LIVES AWAY, THE PRICE OF THE STAMP RAISED AGAIN TODAY.. CRAZY HUH?

I KNOW, I KNOW. MOST OF US NORMAL PEOPLE DONT EVEN SEND MAIL. I CANT EVEN TELL YOU (well, i just sent my sponsorship check back.. but it’s coming back to me AGAIN.) THE LAST TIME I POSTED A STAMP ON AN ENVELOPE AND PUT IT N THE MAILBOX. MAYBE, AFTER SUMMER CAMP WHEN I WAS LIKE FIFTEEN. BILLZ, PAID ONLINE. PORN, ORDERED ONLINE. WHO THE HELL SENDS MAIL BESIDES GRANDMA’S AND ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANTS? JUST SO YOU KNOW THOUGH.. THE PRICE OF THE STAMP IS INDEED .44 CENTZ NOW. NOT THE .42 CENTS IT WAS, JUST A DAY AGO.. ALL HAIL, STAMPederz..

ANONYMOUZ

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