AMANDA BEARD.. MARRIED and PREGNANT!!

DAMN, DAMN, DAMN. THE SEXXY AMANDA BEARD SWIMMER CHICK IS MARRIED. WORSE THAN THAT, THE BITCH IS PREGNANT TOO. OKAY, OKAY I’M BEING SOMEWHAT HARSH AND I SHOULD PROBABLY BE SAYING SOME BULLSHIT LIKE “CONGRATULATIONS AMANDA. MARRIAGE IS A SACRED VESSEL.” FUCK THAT MADNESS THOUGH.

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE THAT CHICK YOU WANTED TO BANG YOUR WHOLE LIFE LIKE (i.e. MEGAN FOX, JESSICA ALBA, REESE WITHERSPOON, JANET JACKSON, HALLE BERRY, VANESSA MARCIL, ALYSSA MILANO, ASHANTI, ohhhh sorry) THEN YOU FIND OUT THEY ARE ENGAGED, MARRIED OR CARRYING AND YOUR PLANS ARE HOGWASH.. THIS IS ANOTHER INSTANCE OF THAT BULLSHIT FOR ME. YUCK.. ALL HAIL..

ANONYMOUZ

PS. FOR THE “G RATED” B.YONEST INVAZION CLICK HERE…

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2 Responses to “AMANDA BEARD.. MARRIED and PREGNANT!!”

  1. I like the idea of having an R-Rated and G-Rated blog, B! It will keep the right viewers visiting your page(s)… at work as well! Keep it up, great reads! 🙂

  2. thanks shannon.. it’s a little spice.. my mother may visit the “g rated” blog but you and the rest of us will love the “r rated version.” MAKE SURE WHEN U VISIT THE “G RATED” VERSION U CLICK ON THOSE ADZ, BABY.. don’t leave without clickin an ad.. PROMISE!!

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