MY NAME IS B.YONEST and I LOVE PORN.

I CANT LIE. I DO. I LOVE PORN. I WONT SAY I’M AN ADDICT, BUT… WELL FUCK THAT I WILL SAY I’M AN ADDICT. LMAO.. THERE AN INCREDIBLE THINGS TO LEARN FROM PORN. THINGS, POSITIONS, STYLES AND WAYS BEYOND ME. I REMEMBER THE 1ST TIME I TOUCHED A CLITORIS AND IT SQUIRTED. LIKE HOLY SHIT BALLZ. THAT REALLY HAPPENS, HUH? THUS, I LOVE PORN. (pictures below from www.REALITYKINGS.com)

I LEARNED IT FROM PORN. HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR “WHERE THE BOYS AREN’T 14 FEAT. BRIANA BANKS, JENNA JAMESON, RAYLENE AND MANY MANY MORE, I STILL MAY NOT KNOW HOW TO RUB A CLITORIS THE CORRECT WAY. MOST OF YOU ARE READING THIS, LAUGHING YOU ASSES OFF AND THE REST OF YOU IS READING THIS THINKING THIS FUCKIER IS DISGUSTING AND THAT’S FINE. YOU WONT CHANGE MY DISCRETION AND APPETITE FOR THE LOVE OF PORN.

AGAIN, MY NAME IS B.YONEST AND I LOVE PORN. LONG LIVE PORN… ALL HAIL..

ANONYMOUZ..

ps… this article was just a little spoof due to the Marey Carey Article. if i offeneded anyone, GOOD. For a more G RATED “B.YONEST INVAZION” go HERE..

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