Archive for August, 2009

B.YONEST NEWZ: MICHIGAN FOOTBALL under INVESTIGATION!

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , , on August 30, 2009 by invazion

B.YONEST NEWZ.. B.YONEST NEWZ.. MICHIGAN FOOTBALL CHEATS….

What an interesting topic to cover. I have to start off by saying The Wolverines are probably missing Lloyd Carr. Practicing for 12 hours per day. Having work out session last way too long. Reports by players, former player and transfer player are coming out about Rich Rodriguez and the University of Michigan Football Staff. Players who desire to remain anonymous (NO NOT B DOT ANONYMOUZ) are reporting they are practicing, training and watching film more than they are permitted. An internal investigation has “officially” began for the program.

When did players start snitching on their coaching staff. Rodriguez is a liked guy by his players, OBVIOUSLY. I mean, I’ve seen and heard some things in my day, but players tattle tailing on they “head coach.” This is some new shit to me. This is not what you want to be dealing with five days before College Football Season starts. Not to mention, the Wolver”queens” were 3-9 last year. UH O.H-I.O.!! They (the Wolverines) are in some serious trouble.

I’ve always found it amazing that the Athletic Director(s) of programs receiving attention for negative reasons acts as if he has no clue what’s going on within the program. IT’S YOUR J.O.B. to know what is going on in every program. You mean to tell me they player(s) went to the Newspapers, Internet Blogs and ESPN before they came to you, the ATHLETIC DIRECTOR? Really? Seriously? That’s your final answer Mr. Athletic Director? No wonder you got players transferrin. ALL HELL!

ANONYMOUZ!

P.S. I’m a fan of THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY. This article was gratifying as SHIT to write. GO BUCKS..

LETZBYONEST #31: You STILL want a piece of LINDSAY LOHAN!

Posted in B.YONEST, LETZBYONEST with tags , , , , , on August 30, 2009 by invazion

I’ll admit it. Aint a lick (well okay a few licks) of shame in my game. She may be coked out of her ghord (so they say), she may have no idea whether she likes men, women or aliens and half the time she “may not” know where she is. With that said, I dare you to say you wouldn’t do it to Lindsay Lohan. If you just said that to yourself, “YOU’RE A LIAR.” This is the B.YONEST INVAZION and we DO NOT believe in LYING. I would COMPLETELY still do it to Lohan.

Call me crazy, but I believe that cute freckled face girl from the movie Parent Trap is still in there. I know she’s half the size she was when she was 13. I’m completely aware she’s slipped so deep into a hole she may NEVER make it out, but everytime i see her I find myself thinking “I WOULD LOVE A PIECE OF LINDSAY.” Is it because she likes women? Could be! That shit’s hot to me. Can’t front. Although, I’ve never found myself thinking “I wanna piece of Ellen.” Her wife is SMASHIN, though. Well done Ellen.

Lindsay has been in the spotlight of fame since she was 8. She did Disney and we all know how the Disney girls turn out. Britney, Lindsay, Vanessa Hudgens, that Cheetah Girl who kicked it with Nick Kardashian, Miley Cyrus. We all know Miley Cyrus is getting down. Y’all saw her workin the pole @ the Teen Choice Awards. Come on. Anyway, Lindsay has been under extreme pressure. Her family has been in kahoots for years. I say give the poor girl a break. If she wants to sniff her life away, let her live. I got your (bony) back Lindsay.

I saw the Lindsay Lohan sextape. Great video. Everytime she’s caught by the Papparazzi in a white shirt w/ no bra, I’m LOOKING for a nipple. (THIS IS THE B.YONEST INVAZION people. IF U DON’T like my HONESTY, L.E.A.V.E.) Everytime a new report thrusts onto the Internet about Lindsays’ new “vagina” shot, I wanna know the site. Maybe I’m into skinny, cracked out looking, famous girls. Then again, I never found myself thinking “I really wanna bang Amy Winehouse” so that CAN’T be it. I think I just find Lindsay Lohan sexually appealing. Instead of calling this article “LETZBYONEST” maybe I’ll entitle this project “ILL B.YONEST.”

ANONYMOUZ

Sidenote: I hope you all read this and understand my purpose. Number one to tell you “I’D totally do it to her,” but NUMBER TWO and more importantly to show you how BEAUTIFUL Lindsay Lohan really is. She needs help. The worse problem is she doesn’t know how bad she needs it because she’s so deep in the “hole” for lack of better term. We all have to admit that when she’s healthy (and addiction/drug abuse is a sickness)  she is a phenomenal actress, a beautiful woman and someone we all WANT TO SEE. We watch her movies and watch her every move on the Internet. I poke fun in my articles because that’s what I do, but it’s no laughing matter. Good luck Lindsay. I’m pulling for you BABY!! ALL HAIL!!

B.YONEST NEWZ: DJ AM dies!! PILL OVERDOSE!! Documentary soon to AIR

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 28, 2009 by invazion

B.YONEST NEWZ B.YONEST NEWZ  UPDATE (10/5/09)

MTV will premiere DJ AM’s eight-episode series “GONE TOO FAR” starting Monday, October 12. The documentary focuses on DJ AM working with real-life drug addicts and their families to help them overcome substance abuse.  The documentary was finished just three days before he died from an accidental overdose.  WTF!?

*** “consent and support” of DJ AM’s family was given– and MTV decided to release it after all…

MTV released a statement saying:

“It is our hope through airing this show that people will get to see the side of Adam that we knew and loved, not just the celebrity DJ, but the honest and caring person who gave so much of himself to help others.

We look forward to this Documentary SERIES – REST IN PEACE DJ AM!!!

ADDED TODAY (SEPTEMBER 2, 2009)... DJ AM WAS BURIED AND APPARENTLY HE DIDN’T HAVE A WILL. OXYCOTIN, CRACK AND OTHER DRUGS WERE IN HIS SYSTEM (as most of you know).. MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT, ADAM “DJ AM” GOLDSTEIN.. #HOLLAWONIMO..

ORIGINAL ARTICLE – B.YONEST NEWZ.. B.YONEST NEWZ.. DJ AM has DIED!!

I cannot believe I’m actually typing these words right now. My hands feel as blank as my mind does. I’m terribly sad to report that DJ AM (Adam Goldstein) has passed away from an apparent drug overdose. He was found dead in his NYC apartment. Sources say his death was caused by a pill overdose. MY PERSONAL SOURCES report it was a “crack cocaine” overdose. I was told there were “crack pipes” and “crack” in the apartment. Some believe his “OVERDOSE” was INTENTIONAL.

Reports say Police officers arrived and entered his Lafayette Street apartment at 5:20 pm due to a 911 call reporting that he hadn’t been seen for days. They walked in and found the body of Adam “DJ AM” Goldstein. Crazy, but true! AM was scheduled to perform at the Palms in Las Vegas tonight. AM was terribly saddened by the break-up w/ his long time girlfriend Hayley Wood and still had feelings brewing from the plane crash that some of his friends dead and Travis Barker and himself badly burned.

I have personal friends who are deeply saddened by this occasion. Shout outs to DJ Edski, DJ Ivy and the rest of my homies on the West Coast. I feel terribly sorry for you guys. Your fam in the “614” loves y’all!! ALL HAIL!!

ANONYMOUZ!!

DJ AM’s final TWEET

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B.YONEST NEWZ: TED KENNEDY passes AWAY

Posted in B.YONEST with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on August 26, 2009 by invazion

B.YONEST NEWZ… B.YONEST NEWZ…

This just in. On a day we utilize to celebrate the life of Aaliyah Haughton, Edward Moore Ted Kennedy (brother of  President John F. and Senator Robert F.) passed away last night from a malignant glioma (a cancerous brain tumor). This marks a sad day for the Democratic Party as well as the Kennedy Family. Truthfully, whether Democrat or Republican this is a topic of sadness for all. Ted Kennedy was the 3rd-longest-serving Senator in U.S. History. He was expelled from Harvard University for cheating on an exam and let back in after a 2 year stint in the Armed Forces. Kennedy was diagnosed in May of 2008 and he fought hard and diligently (as a Kennedy would/should) until August 25, 2009. Much love and appreciation to the Kennedy Family. Something tells me, had it not been for the Kennedy Family our life (as we know it today WOULD NOT BE. They were/are trend setters who always stand/stood up for what they believe. THANKS FOR THAT KENNEDY!

Again, my prayers, thoughts and emotions ring out to you and your family. The things you have all been through, most families could not bear. The name Kennedy will ring through American’s for centuries to come. The Kennedy name is a ‘brand’ name to Americans and anyone who participates in government business. The work and appreciation the “Kennedy family” had/has for their country is obvious and we wont forget it. All Hail!

ANONYMOUZ

B.YONEST NEWZ: T.U.P. PRESENTS “THE LEAK”

Posted in B.YONEST with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 25, 2009 by invazion

We here at the INVAZION focus on all news. Entertainment, sports, gossip and most importantly. MUSIC. We support B.YONEST more than most because.. well this is his site, but other we believe 200 percent in promoting other artists we feel warrant recognition. Thus, T.U.P. Presents “The Leak”….

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CLICK THE PHOTO ABOVE TO LISTEN TO “THE LEAK” NOW!!

T.U.P. (short for Times Up Productions) is a sqwad that storms the street from Columbus, Ohio to St. Louis, Missouri. Production, rhymes, hustle and drive. These young brothas got it all and the connections to match. “The Leak” is a definite project recommendation. Killa K, RIPPA and YUNG RIP (the T.U.P. team) along with special features from MIMS, Cridie Mac, B.YONEST and hosted by DJ TRUUF and JADAKISS. Yes, I said JADAKISS. “The Leak.”

ANONYMOUZ!

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B.YONEST NEWZ: AUGUST 25TH: Aaliyah DAY!

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , , , , , on August 25, 2009 by invazion

Today marks the 8th anniversary of the death of Aaliyah. Every year I find myself saddened by the reality. Aaliyah “Baby Girl” Haughton is no more. She was the star I grew up with. I remember Aaliyah from 7th and 8th grade. Listening to Aaliyah “Age Aint Nothin But a Number” and “Are You Somebody” used to make my world spin. She was the first female vocalist I fell in love with and her beauty, talent, charisma and charm still outshine most artists, actors/actresses and entertainers today.

Aaliyah, you are still sincerely missed.  Not just by me and/or your family, but by the many lives you touched in your 22 years of life. God takes people from us when he believes their work here is done. I hate to disagree w/ the maker, but I’M SURE you had work to do still. It breaks my heart to think of the work/art/creativity that passed away with you. We DO ACKNOWLEGDE there is an angel in the sky watching our every move. We breathe, create and will continue to L.I.V.E. for you BABY GIRL. we LOVE YOU AALIYAH H. ALL HAIL!

B.YONEST aka ANONYMOUZ

SIDENOTE: AUGUST 29TH marks the 51st birthday or Michael Jackson. On that day, I truly hope we CELEBRATE the life of a man who touched and inspired EVERY SINGLE HUMAN walking the earth and some passed. It’s amazing to me AALIYAH passed away 8 years ago. It’s just as astonishing to MICHAEL JACKSON is gone. What a crazy thought, huh? No day is promised. Make SURE your heart is filled with love and joy for the next man. ALL HAIL!

REALITY TELEVISION: IS IT GOING TOO FAR?

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 24, 2009 by invazion

What seemed to be a 10 minute segway in the late 90’s into the new millennium has become an uproar of weigh loss, relationship hookups and celebrities “looking for love IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES.” Flavor Flav, Ray J and other individuals are milking the reality cow and it’s becoming dissatisfying. For instance, why are Heidi and Spencer famous? No, they are not incredible actors such as Halle Berry and Matt Damon. They didn’t invent anything incredible and they are lacking talent. For some reason, they are all over the air waves and television screens. There are famous individuals and not yet famous individuals who deserve that spotlight SO MUCH more.

There is an individual sitting at home watching hundreds of people on television who have no business on a BLANK screen. Actors and actresses are losing movie roles to singers. I’m all about expanding the brand of ones’ self, but not if it’s going to diminish the Entertainment Brand as a whole. Omarosa is going to have a reality show. Denise Richards has a reality show. The Kardashians’ have a reality show. It’s becoming down right STUPID. I actually find myself somewhat entertained by this shit.

It started w/ Real World. I believe the 1st few series’ had some “reality” involved. Putting a group of kids in the same house and forcing them develop into one co-existing unit. Individuals from different walks of life and such. Great concept. Great concept. Reality television has grown into this spindle of sarcastic bullshit, though. Every show attempts to stretch the bar more than its’ predecessor making the “reality” non existent. Now there are stalkers, domestic abusers and murderers’ among the reality television circuit. Which brings me to my next issue with reality. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

Are there sophisticated background checks? Does Vh1, MTV, TRU TV, Fox Reality and others screen each and every contestant proficiently. I’m sure there is a screen and maybe a background check, but these people can create a personality for themselves. We may NEVER know who they really are. Jasmine Fiore met her husband and eventual killer, Ryan Alexander Jenkins. He had been in the reality circuit through Vh1’s “Megan Wants A Millionaire” and “I Love Money.” I’m sure Vh1 knew some things about him, but did they know everything? These are questions of concern I have, honestly.

I understand, acknowledge and oblige television networks working diligently to entertain its’ viewers. I REALLY do. I challenge the networks to do the best they can to entertain us in a better way, though. “The Biggest Loser” changes peoples’ lives in a positive way. “America’s Got Talent” (although it has its’ querky side) changes lives in a positive way. Some of these shows I view as “30 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.” Step your games’ up ASS HOLES.

ANONYMOUZ!