B.YONEST NEWZ… DAVE LETTERMAN gets A*S! SO WHAT!
B.YONEST NEWZ.. B.YONEST NEWZ… Dave Letterman Beats Cakes.!!
Robert “Joe” Halderman should be ashamed of himself.. This is SO PATHETIC. Congratulation Stephanie Birkitt. You’re famous now. For f*ckin’ David Letterman.
Let’s just say you were Dave Letterman. Let’s just say you owned Late Night television and CBS was on your BALLS. Let’s just say you had interns who thrusted to have a position with your company and many (I MEAN MANY) young hotties wanted your nuts. Would you NOT bang like 8 million chicks? I would. How can you extort a man for banging interns? Fire EVERY Corporate “Head.” GET IT? Dave Letterman probably has more skeletons in his closet than this. If you’re going to extort a man, do it because you know they rape women. Extort someone for touching you when you were a little kid. Maybe you were touched when you were a little person.
I think this is down right “HATER SYNDROME,” period. Some retard in Dave Letterman’s work space is pissed because he banged 12 chicks they wanted to. I say, fuck ’em Dave. Get your swerve on. I dare a mu f*cka to tell me they haven’t banged, thought about banging or lied about banging someone from work. ESPECIALLY the C.E.O.’s, leaders and such. PLEASE. Dave Letterman, you beat those cakes. I’m not saying cheat on your wife. I’m saying welcome those interns the only way you’re supposed to, brother…. ALL HAIL..
Sidenote: To all you women reading this article in disgust, I understand. These “B.YONEST NEWZ” articles may not be for you. For you “fellow” haters who extort, blast and sabotage lives for you own comfort “SIT AND SPIN.” Dave L. aka “Player Dave” KEEP it UP.. HAHAHA. GET IT? Regina Lasko, Dave’s wife and long time girlfriend, had to know Dave was bangin girls. 23 years of love. PLEASE. How do you leave Dave Letterman, though?