B.YONEST NEWZ: IVANKA TRUMP got MARRIED: WHATEVER!

B.YONEST NEWZ… Ivanka got hitched. You probably don’t care either.

I have some of the awesomest, coolest, bestest newz, EVER! Ivanka Trump got married guys. Some real estate agent, Jared Kushner, swept her off her feet and married her… OR, Donald Trump told her she had to marry him, they arranged it and now their companies are merged. Donald Trump probably wrote the prenuptial agreement himself. I know, I’m a hater. but I’m B.YONEST…. the hater. Either Way! Congrats. I wonder who’s will last longer. Khlamar (Khloe and Lamar) or JareVanka (Jared and.. you get the point.) I’ll try to find some wedding photos for you guys. I mean Ivanka is hot as sh*t. I’m intrigued. I’m just sayin….

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2 Responses to “B.YONEST NEWZ: IVANKA TRUMP got MARRIED: WHATEVER!”

  1. That is the bestest news ever!!! hahahhahahaha. I think the marrage is as fixed as Lamar & Chloe!!! LOL

  2. thanks for the comment abbadabba.. i think it’s pretty fixed, APP-er-ANTLY!!!

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