B.YONEST “Sports” NEWZ: Weekend Sports Round-Up
B.YONEST NEWZ. Heisman, B.J. Penn, The Colts and The Saints…
This BJ Penn dude is an effin monster. I mean dude hasn’t lost a UFC fight in eight years? I mean who goes undefeated for eight years. Last Night, he beat the Abbzolute sh*t out of Diego Sanchez (a top three contender in the lightweight class) and it seems that there are “true” competitors for Penn, period. The fight did last five rounds (and ended in a TKO), but it was over as soon as it starter. BJ Penn let off a disgusting fury in the first round that would about kill normal people, but Sanchez took it for 3 1/2 more rounds. BJ Penn is a mu f*ckin b.e.a.s.t. PERIOD.
Moving on, the New Orleans Saints are STILL unde”f*ckin”feated. The Atlanta Falcons gave them all they could handle, but the Saints pulled a 26-23 win. You have to respect the undefeated. You just do. Offense, Defense and Special Teams.. They have all three phases covered and they don’t seem to be slowing down, but then there’s the Indianapolis Colts. That’s right MY Indianapolis Colts.
Peyton Manning threw three interceptions and won for the first time in his Hall of Fame career. They had some issues, but defeated The Denver Broncos 28-16 to extend their record to 13-0. Did I mention they’ve won 22 games in a row, which is an NFL record (surpassing the w*ck ass New England Patriots 21 game winning streak). A bunch of new starters, rookies and no names, but they are doing the job and 13-0 is a record to respect, PERIOD.
Mark Ingram, running back of The Alabama Crimson Tide, won The Heisman Trophy. He beat Colt McCoy, Tim Tebow and others to become the first Heisman recipient from The University of Alabama. He spoke kindly of everyone from his mother to the teachers at The University. He gave praise to the other contenders and cried his ass off, truthfully. I give the man a great deal of respect. He earned that Award. He’s in a league of unbelievable athletes and no on can take that Award from him. Congratulations to you, Mark Ingram. That’s the sports round-up for now. More news to come later.