B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: Mark McGwire is a roid head

B.YONEST NEWZ.. McGwire “kinda” admitted to being a roidface.

As most of you know, Mark McGwire was hired as the St. Louis Cardinals hitting coach. Mr. McGwire also held the home run record for like twelve seconds until the other steroid face, Barry Bonds, broke it the next season. Earlier this week, Mark McGwire admitted to utilizing steroids in 1988 and 1993 to recover from an injury. McGwire also admitted to being a big fat cheater during his home run record season. No Way Mr. McGwire.

We all assumed you and Sammy Sosa (who is Caucasian now) were legitimately larger and hitting home runs every three at bats, completely drug free. We also assumed when Sammy Sosa said he couldn’t testify because he couldn’t speak our language well enough, he was telling the complete truth. Call it the “Steroid Era” all you want to. There were a bunch of significantly famous athletes cheating their ass*s off and they need to be held accountable. Thanks for your honesty Mark. It may be too little, too late for the Hall of Fame Voters, but at least you’re not the biggest liar in the world anymore, right?


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