Archive for February, 2010

Chile Earthquake Devastation

Posted in B.YONEST with tags , , , , on February 27, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Breaking” NEWZ: Chile hit 8.8 on the scale. Is the World Coming to an End?

What in the World is going on with the World? If it’s not a hurricane, it’s an Earthquake, Terrorist Attack or “just plain” murder. Chile, a South American Country on the Pacific Coast, was struck by an Earthquake leaving 214 dead (so far). Chile has had a outstanding history of Earthquakes so they were somewhat prepared for the madness. Due to their intellingence, more lives. The Earthquake hit a much higher magnitude level than Haiti, but thousands of peoples’ lives were not lost in comparison. I can’t keep up with the Countries and the madness happening there, anymore. I’ll have more news for you later!

ANONYMOUZ

Nascar takes on Vegas

Posted in B.YONEST, B.YONEST "Sports" NEWZ with tags , , on February 26, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Sports” NEWZ: Nascar to me is parties, cars and Danica Patrick

This weekend marks a historic date in the life of Team INVAZION; Our first Nascar Event. I’ve heard many thing about Nascar Events. They are a big party filled w/ drunken Caucasians, everywhere. Fortunately, through my brand ambassador work, we are getting paid to be there. Yes, I said getting paid to come to Las Vegas and go to the Nascar Event which tells me brand ambassador work is astronomically dope. There will be photos and some possible video coming soon. Enjoy your weekend, sports fans. While you’re watching the Olympics, I’ll be partying w/ the “Crazy Caucasians..”

ANONYMOUZ

Westbrook released from Eagles

Posted in B.YONEST "Sports" NEWZ, B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , on February 24, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Sports” NEWZ: Philadelphia backfield is set to change

Brian Westbrook, phenomenal talent of the Philadelphia Eagles, is the latest running back to fall victim to my “Jamal Anderson” rule. The Philadelphia Eagles released Westbrook this morning. He had and extreme amount of injuries and concussions (the last three seasons) so it seemed inevitable. The question is will Westbrook be effective somewhere else?

Over the last six seasons, you couldn’t mention NFL running back without thinking of Brian Westbrook. He’s a complete running back. Great blocker, phenomenal out of the back field (as a receiver) and an obvious team leader. I imagine he’s going to be a hot commodity this off-season as many teams will be searching for the other half of their two headed monster. I think he’s going to end up in Minnesota, truthfully. Go Vikings.

ANONYMOUZ

Growing Pains Star Missing

Posted in B.YONEST, B.YONEST "Celebrity" NEWZ with tags , on February 24, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Celebrity” NEWZ; Andrew Koenig is nowhere to be found

Andrew Koenig, child star on the sitcom Growing Pains, has been missing since Valentine’s Day. His family is beginning to believe he “harmed” himself due to his constant battle with depression. Koenig traveled to Vancouver to visit good friends and hasn’t been heard from since. There have been many reports of “sighings” of Koenig @ The Olympic grounds and such, but no close family members have been able to reach him. More news to come.

ANONYMOUZ

Why are you obsessed w/ the Kardashians?

Posted in B.YONEST, B.YONEST "Entertainment" NEWZ with tags , , on February 23, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Entertainment” NEWZ: Annoying Family famous as ever!

You take two hot sisters and a decent looking one. Add a plastic faced mother and a “has been,”plastic faced Decathlete (as a stepfather) and you have the most famous family in “nonreality” Reality Television since the Brady Family. Oh, that wasn’t reality. The damn Kardashian’s are too famous for their own good. Sinseriously!

Kim can’t have sex on camera without the world knowing. Kourtney has a baby w/a retard (Scott) and the world jumps for joy in attempt to find some baby photos. Khloe lies to the world and says she’s pregnant and EVERYONE acts as if the Universe is stopping. She marries Lamar Odom (in what appears to be the most set up Wedding since Coming to America) and everyone thinks it’s real. GET REAL!

I don’t know. I find the Kardashians humorous in moderation. Every now and again, I’ll come across Channel E and find myself drooling of the “old” Kourtney Kardashian. The fact that Khloe is married makes me chuckle more than anything, truthfully. Married, Khloe? Really? I know Kourtney was getting too much attention and Kim is a baller so you felt left out. You married Lamar hoping you would have a baby and get some attention. Hope it all works out for you girl. Get ‘Em.

ANONYMOUZ

Hater or Biter: Which are YOU?

Posted in B.YONEST, B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , on February 22, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST NEWZ: What happened to Humility and Originality?

Question, People! Are you a hater or a biter? What seemed to be a degenerates battle between the “real” and the “fake” has switched to a more ridiculous Worlds’ travesty. The Real Hard workers are @ a stand still due to the torrential amount of haters and biters in the Universe. I mean D.A.M.N.! Let’s just talk about it, can we?

“Everytime I’m in the kitchen, you in the kitchen.” Every time I and/or we concoct a genuis idea some copy-cat, etch-a-sketch, individual does one of two things. Keep up, okay..

Number One: Most individuals will attempt to slight a B.YONEST conceptualization as ridiculous or rash. In the pit of their gut they are disgruntled with a case of extreme jealousy and rage that forces them to act as if “my shit aint beyond on point. They see me in the club and intentionally don’t speak (due to their lack of intellect and self righteousness.) The thought of my success makes them want to murder me and my “I.S.” SQWAD, but we say f*ck ’em. Why? Because either you love us or you wanna fight us.. Either way… We Win! Thanks Hater(s).

Option B: They still Hate! No question about that. The difference is these people hate @ a much closer range. They say we’re friends and/or homies, BUT they end up doing the EXACT same thing(s) I do. Wearing my clothes! Well, not my clothes but a less fashionable replica! Saying my words and phrases. The Hollawonimo, schnarf, schnarf, “Cut Da Check”, etc, etc. I could go on and on about these jack asses. I’ve seen it time and time again.

The worse part about these people, the BITERS, is they don’t give us the copyright/bite credit we deserve. I mean, if I do a cover song (which still has ALL my own words written 95 percent of the time), I give credit to the creator. These bitin’ ass, wanna be B’s, watch my every move and adjust their “whole swag” to match, buster, butt pluggers DO NOT say.. “Yeah, I bit that from B.YONEST.” Why is that, you ask? They don’t want the HATERS to diss them for BITIN off me! It’s a never ending cycle of stupidity if you ask me! What’s ANONYMOUZ to do?

Listen people! I understand you idiots can’t think for yourselves so you wait for me to make my next move before you do ANYTHING. I know copying is a case/form of flattery, but it’s we’re not flattered. We want you to eat sh*t! All of you! Stop Bitin’. It’s almost worse than Snitchin’. Shit’s stupid. Haters, we appreciate you. To fight you is like fighting racist white people. You’ll never go away! Thanks for the support, though.

ANONYMOUZ

The Cavs in a Three Game Slump

Posted in B.YONEST, B.YONEST "Sports" NEWZ with tags , , on February 22, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Sportz” NEWZ: LeBronValiers have some changes to make!

The Cleveland Cavaliers were on a 13 game winning streak entering All-Star Weekend. 1st place in the Eastern Conference and the best record in the NBA. They looked amazing. Next thing you know, Mo Williams returned, Zydrunas Ilgauskus was traded, Antawn Jamison was welcomed to the roster and they’ve lost three games straight. What is the team to do?

The Denver Nuggets beat them first and we’re all think “Great game. They’ll bounce back.” I mean Jamison did shoot 0 for 12 from the field that day. Moving on, the Charlotte Bobcats blow them the f*ck out and we’re wondering if Mo came back too soon. Yesterday, they lost to the Orlando Magic; a team they have beat twice this season. Now, the State of Ohio is going ballistic. Stay calm, people! It’s going to be okay. Adversity. Say it with me. Adversity!

Fact, The Cavs haven’t lost three games straight for over two years. I understand why some of you might be distressed. You must be patient though, homies. Mo “Will” will return to “Mo Will.” Antawn Jamison will become comfortable within the offensive scheme and the Cavs are going to be DOPE. Zydrunas may even return to the roster! Then sh*t’s going to get really “jacked up” for opponents. As long as LeBron stays patient and consistent, Shaq keeps banging for 16 and 10 and they stay focused, The Cleveland Cavaliers will win the Championship. “Nuff Said!

ANONYMOUZ