Archive for April, 2010

Tiger Woods is getting DIVORCED

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, GOSSIP NEWZ with tags , , , , on April 30, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: Elin, I thought I was BAD! GEESH

Okay, let’s talk about it for a quick second, can we? I know men are supposed to be hunters and it’s in our GENE POOL and nature to want to be w/ Women. It just is. Ladies, you can be upset, irritated and/or down right pissed @ me for this one, but it’s the truth. We are taught and learned to chase as many women as possible before we rest in a pine box for eternity. Yeah, that sounds gross to me too. Cremate me, people. Moving on, let’s talk Tiger Woods.

This (stupid ass) man admitted to 120 women while he was married to Elin. He slept with 120 women in the last 5 to 8 years? That’s AMAZING number one, but Damn ELIN is waaaay to sexy for that MADNESS, Tiger. Then, we come to find out Tiger banged his neighbors younger daughter? Now, most of my guy friends are reading this and sayin.. “how old was she because if she’s hot, I could understand..” Yeah, me too! I don’t know how old she was, but that was enough to send Elin packin’ up the babies and boucin’ to Sweden. NO wonder Tiger is hitting the ball in the water and double bogeying holes this week. I’m Just sayin’. Good luck, Eldrick!

ANONYMOUZ

Celebrity Nipple Slips

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, CELEBRITY NEWZ with tags , , , , , on April 29, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Celebrity” NEWZ: Beyonce, Jenna and MORE… let’s go

Here @ “THE INVAZION”, we work to bring you the most updated and sophisticated news.. SIKE.. We don’t work to bring you sh*t. We wake up, do some research and start blogging.. Today, we’re going to feed you perverts w/ a few “nipple slip” celebrity photos.. BEYONCE KNOWLES-CARTER, included.. Enjoy pervs…

ANONYMOUZ

Washington Capitals BLOW it

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, SPORTS NEWZ with tags , , , , , on April 29, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Sports” NEWZ: Montreal Moves to second round. 8 seed

The Washington Capitals became the 1st number one seed (in history) to blow a 3-1 series lead and lose to an 8 seed. The Montreal Canadiens did it.  I could care lesser than less about hockey, but the UPSET (or should we say COLLAPSE) is the story here. Let’s say the Cavaliers or Lakers lost their series… Yeah, exactly what I thought you would say. Alex Ovechkin was expected to step up Sidney Crosby style, but THAT didn’t happened. Washington, who had the best regular season record will be watching the rest of the the NHL Playoffs @ home by themselves.. Go Montreal.

ANONYMOUZ

JaMarcus Russell.. Terrible player OR Smart Guy?

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, SPORTS NEWZ with tags , , on April 27, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Sports” NEWZ.. Wow, he got paid A LOT of money to BE SO TERRIBLE

Let’s say a football team offered you 36 MILLION DOLLARS to play in like 30 games. You don’t have to be good. You don’t have to be successful and when we fire you, you keep your 36 MILLION DOLLARS and we go our separate ways. Would you take it? Yeah, me too. Congratulations Mr. JaMarcus Russell… You are either the worse Quarterback “of all time” or the SMARTEST business man.I can imagine it would be difficult to take football seriously when you received that much money before you played in a National Football Game. I’m just sayin’. Again, congratulations to you JaMarcus. You’re probably going to be released very soon then you get to fade off to oblivion and do whatever the hell you wanna do. You got 36 MILLION DOLLARS, player.. Well done!

ANONYMOUZ

Michael Jackson… and his kids

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, CELEBRITY NEWZ with tags , , , , on April 27, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Celebrity” NEWZ: Pardon B.YONEST cofusion, but….

Is it me or are Michael Jackson’s children REALLY, REALLY Caucasian. I know Michael isn’t here to defend himself (and that’s really sad), but LETZ BYONEST shall we… Aint no way in the UNIVERSAL hemisphere those babies are “biologically” his. No way. Blanket is as white as they get and so is the other two.. I don’t know they names and don’t feel like doing the research to find them, but I’m sure there’s a Prince and a Pippy in there or some shit..  Damn those babies are white as shit. The Michael Jackson who had the skin disease is/was darker than that.. I’m highly confused. Maybe it’s because I”m HIGH.. Just kidding.. kinda.

ANONYMOUZ

Tito Ortiz: It’z NOT OK

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, SPORTS NEWZ with tags , , , on April 27, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Gossip”NEWZ: Damn, Tito.. Damn..

Real talk, I wont take too much of your time on this one, but beating up Jenna Jameson wont get you too far. YES, I know she looks like a stage troll now (after all plastic surgery), but kickin’ her ass wont help that cause Tito. YES, I know she’s known for suckin, tuckin and f*ckin EVERY man, woman and bear, BUT kickin’ her face in AINT the move Tito. Now you got arrested, TMZ and every blog/website IS talkin’ about you and you’re forever gonna be the man “who beat up Jenna Jameson..” Damn Tito.

ANONYMOUZ

LeBron, LeBron, LeBron

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, SPORTS NEWZ on April 25, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Entertainment” NEWZ: Yep, Triple Double 4 King James

So last night I (and 8 kujillion other people) watched The Los Angeles Lakers get B.lasted by The Oklahoma City Thunder in (a necessary for both teams) Game 4 of their series. Apparently, LeBron James watched the game as well. He was NOT going to allow The Chicago Bulls to think (for one minute of the 48 minute game) that they were going to have a “shot” to win. Get it.. Shot?

Antawn Jamison said “LeBron had a different look in his eyes that I haven’t seen since I’ve been here. He looked more focused that I’d seen him.” That focus led to “Bron Bron’s” 5th triple-double in his NBA Playoff Career. He came back into the game in the 4th Period and single handedly took it over. MVP, MVP, MVP…!!!  Just a quick 37 points, 12 rebounds and 11 assists. No big deal. LeBron James WILL return to Cleveland, The Cavs WILL win the World Championship and I’m a f*ckin’ Pacers Fan. I just respect great basketball and LeBron is the pinnacle of “GREAT BASKETBALL.”

ANONYMOUZ

Oh yeah, The Cleveland Cavaliers won BIG tonight, as well. They definitely seem ready to GET ‘ER DONE..