Ben Roethlisberger Statement

B.YONEST “Entertainment” NEWZ: Roethlisberger statement will go…

Good Day.

“I made a mistake. I had affairs. I cheated.” Oh wait, that’s Tiger Woods.. Let me start over…

“You will never see a man play harder than I will play. You will never see a team practice and play harder..” No? Right!! Tim Tebow.

I didn’t do steroids. Wait, yes I did.. UNKNOWINGLY.” A-Rod..

This is starting to feel like a game of “Name that Idiot.” Whether it’s Ben Roethlisberger, Michael Vick, Tiger Woods or any other celebrity, at the end of the day it’s going to get swept under the rug. Maybe not to you, maybe not to your mamma, but to society. Celebrities (which I’m still working diligently to become) are held to a different standard. They just are. Roethlisberger will say some stupid sh*t like..

“I accept the punishment and suspension set by The NFL and The Steelers Organization. I again would like to apologize to Mr. Rooney, the Rooney family and The whole Pittsburgh Steeler and National Football League family. My decisions need to change. I need to grow up, both on and off the field, and this has been an extreme wake up call.”

A bunch of other bullsh*t, I’m sure, and the rest is history. What Ben needs to do is say, “I like younger women. I didn’t rape that girl, but I was probably more forceful than I should’ve been and that’s not right. I have body guards (solely) for my protection (after an earlier altercation in my career) and any of them will tell you I’m not a rapist. I’ll learn from my mistakes, change what I can to become a better man and see you soon. Thank you graciously.”

Again people, I don’t mean to make light of a dull situation. I really don’t. I just think people need to be more “YONEST” about their feeling(s) and situation(s). I’m just sayin.. #HOLLAWONIMO and happy bangin’…


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