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Why are you obsessed w/ the Kardashians?

Posted in B.YONEST, B.YONEST "Entertainment" NEWZ with tags , , on February 23, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Entertainment” NEWZ: Annoying Family famous as ever!

You take two hot sisters and a decent looking one. Add a plastic faced mother and a “has been,”plastic faced Decathlete (as a stepfather) and you have the most famous family in “nonreality” Reality Television since the Brady Family. Oh, that wasn’t reality. The damn Kardashian’s are too famous for their own good. Sinseriously!

Kim can’t have sex on camera without the world knowing. Kourtney has a baby w/a retard (Scott) and the world jumps for joy in attempt to find some baby photos. Khloe lies to the world and says she’s pregnant and EVERYONE acts as if the Universe is stopping. She marries Lamar Odom (in what appears to be the most set up Wedding since Coming to America) and everyone thinks it’s real. GET REAL!

I don’t know. I find the Kardashians humorous in moderation. Every now and again, I’ll come across Channel E and find myself drooling of the “old” Kourtney Kardashian. The fact that Khloe is married makes me chuckle more than anything, truthfully. Married, Khloe? Really? I know Kourtney was getting too much attention and Kim is a baller so you felt left out. You married Lamar hoping you would have a baby and get some attention. Hope it all works out for you girl. Get ‘Em.

ANONYMOUZ

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B.YONEST “Entertainment” NEWZ: Deadliest Catch Captain dies

Posted in B.YONEST "Entertainment" NEWZ, B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , on February 10, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST NEWZ.. Captain Harris dies due to his stroke.. Geesh

Phil Harris, Captain of the television show Deadliest Catch, passed away yesterday from a stroke he suffered January 29th. The Deadliest Catch started in April of 2005 and followed the lives of Harris and his team as they traveled in the most fierce waters for Alaskan king crab and Opilio crab. Harris was 53.

“It is with great sadness that we say goodbye to our dad – Captain Phil Harris. Dad has always been a fighter and continued to be until the end. For us and the crew, he was someone who never backed down. We will remember and celebrate that strength. Thanks to everyone for their thoughts and prayers.”

B.YONEST “Entertainment” NEWZ: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2010

Posted in B.YONEST "Entertainment" NEWZ, B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , , on February 9, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST NEWZ.. Brooklyn Decker is too hot for Andy Roddick

Brooklyn Decker is featured on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2010. I must say, she’s a sexxy lil something too. She’s almost too hot to blong to Andy Roddick, truthfully. I wont bore you with words on this blog. Basically, just enjoy the freakin’ photos. We all know, it’s about the photos.. ENJOY, peoples!

B.YONEST “Entertainment” NEWZ: Lady Gaga does Oprah

Posted in B.YONEST "Entertainment" NEWZ, B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , on January 15, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST NEWZ… I have a new respect for Lady Gaga. Real TALK!

As most of you know, Lady Gaga (who likes to be called Gaga) was on Oprah Winfrey today.  After watching the show, I’ve developed a “respectful liking”for Gaga and her Little Monsters (her fanbase). I didn’t know she played instruments. I didn’t know she designed all of her own outfits and runs her company from morning to night. Any person who works that hard DESERVES some praise and accolades. Gaga is the face of pop music right now, period. I’m happy I watched Oprah, today. Now, I can stop dissin’ Lady Gaga. Much Love.

ANONYMOUZ

B.YONEST “Entertainment” NEWZ: Teddy Pendergrass dies @ 59

Posted in B.YONEST "Entertainment" NEWZ, B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , on January 14, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST NEWZ.. Teddy Pendergrass will forever be remembered

The second death has hit the Celebrity, Entertainment Industry this year. Teddy Pendergrass, the 1970’s R&B sex symbol, passed away at age 59 in Pennsylvania. Pendergrass was paralyzed in 1982 and fought an extremely tough bout w/ colon cancer over the years. After his cancer surgery, it was difficult for Mr. Pendergrass to recover, his son reported.

“To all his fans who loved his music, thank you,” his son said. “He will live on through his music.”

ANONYMOUZ

B.YONEST “Entertainment” Newz: Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol

Posted in B.YONEST "Entertainment" NEWZ, B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , , , on January 12, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST NEWZ.. What will Idol do without Evil Simon Cowell?

Good News, Sports Fans. Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol after this season. Now all the idiots who try out (believing they are the best thing since bread), will get their hearts broken by someone other than Simon. Paula bounced. Simon is about to bounce, soon. Next Randy “Dogg” Jackson will leave and Ryan Seacrest will be responsible for the lives of future stars. Willy Wonkers….

ANONYMOUZ

B.YONEST “Entertainment” Newz: Jay Leno Show is leaving NBC

Posted in B.YONEST, B.YONEST "Entertainment" NEWZ with tags , , on January 11, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Entertainment” Newz: Leno isn’t really entertaining, right?

NBC has announced that Jay Leno is not that funny. Thus, his comeback to television is short lived and the long chinned weirdo is FINALLY leaving the hosting chair. I know, I know. I’m a rude individual. I’m just a Dave Letterman fan and I never found Leno too interesting. I do appreciate where he’s come from and respect a mans worth ethic, but he’s not funny. When you’re a non funny comedian, that kinda defeats the purpose for me. He’s an Italian Jerry Senifeld. I’m just sayin’.

ANONYMOUZ