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Erin Andrews: Peeping Tom gets 2 years

Posted in B.YONEST, B.YONEST "Gossip" NEWZ with tags , , on March 16, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: What a f*ckin weirdo, right? Dude is crazy

Erin Andrews, one of the most gorgeous and talented female sportscasters, suffered a terribly embarrassing moment last year. Everyone remembers the video that hit the net of her (looking amazing) naked in her hotel room. Michael Barrett, 48 year-old weirdo from Chicago, was sentenced to thirty months today in a courtroom. Is that enough? I don’t think so, but who the hell am I right? Apparently Erin didn’t agree either. She stepped up and told Barrett where he could stick it, today.

I can’t say I wouldn’t love to see Erin Andrews naked (again), but not like this. I wonder if Stuart Scott and Chris Berman have taken the time to check out uselessjunk.com and peep their co-workers awesome body. Damn, Erin did look great. Anyways, to jail Michael Barrett. You got what you deserved. Right Erin? Tell him baby.

ANONYMOUZ

“You violated me and you violated all women,”Andrews said to Barrett. “You are a sexual predator, a sexual deviant and they should lock you up.”

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The Bachelor/Bachelorette: Where’s the black people?

Posted in B.YONEST, B.YONEST "Gossip" NEWZ with tags , on March 16, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Entertainment” NEWZ: Is there no love for the African Americans?

I’m not a fan of The Bachelor/Bachelorette series whatsoever. I think the last time i paid attention, Trista was marrying Ryan. Yeah, that was the 1st Bachelorette or something like that. Moving on, where are the black people on the show. Do we not make the cute because of shows like “For the Love of Ray J” or “Flavor of Love”?? Just wondering! I mean I was forced to watch two hours of Bachelor/Bachelorette garbage tonight and didn’t see one brotha. Maybe one, but I don’t remember it. I mean it’s 2010. Interracial dating is poppin off more commonly than herpes out here.

The shows may be more inticing to EVERYONE if all the dudes didn’t look like “better looking” Ryan Seacrests… I feel like I saw my manager, Zak, on television for two hours.. Yes ladies, I know you love my manger(s) Zak and Dom. Why you think they my managers…? Put ninjaz on The Bachelor! ABC is racist! hahahahaha!

ANONYMOUZ

Kelly Osbourne: Damn, Kelly! You look GOOD!

Posted in B.YONEST "Gossip" NEWZ, B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , , on February 12, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: I didn’t know be so Sexxy! Get ‘em Kelly!

I hope Kelly Osbourne has it in her to stay like this because she looks GREAT! She looks like Sharon Osbourne 33 years ago. Damn, Kelly! I normally don’t take pictures from other places, but this is enough for me to accept the ramifications. Thanks TMZ. Hope it doesn’t p*ss you off too much. Tell me you don’t wanna (sorta) do it to Kelly, too. Much love and Good Luck, Kelly O. Look out for the new story “My name is B.YONEST.. And I Banged Kelly Osbourne…” coming soon. UHHHH!!

ANONYMOUZ

B.YONEST “Celebrity” NEWZ: Alec Baldwin rushed to hospital

Posted in B.YONEST "Celebrity" NEWZ, B.YONEST "Gossip" NEWZ, B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , on February 11, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST NEWZ. An Unresponsive Baldwin 911 called by his daughter.

Alec Baldwin was rushed to the hospital after his 14 year old daughter called and declared him unresponsive. The 51 year old Golden Globe winner was taken to Lenox Hill Hospital where he was checked, examined and released after about an hour. Hopefully, Alec will be alright. He is supposed to Host the Oscars with Steve Martin and Meryl Streep on March 3rd. More news to come.

ANONYMOUZ

B.YONEST “Celebrity” NEWZ: Drew Barrymore hit by Paparazzo

Posted in B.YONEST "Celebrity" NEWZ, B.YONEST "Gossip" NEWZ, B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , on February 9, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST NEWZ. Barrymore exits car cussing out Photographer. YES!

Drew Barrymore was in a minor car wreck yesterday after leaving the Byron Hair Salon in Beverly Hills. Drew jumped out the whip ready for a beat down. Don’t forget homegirl kicked major “ass” in Charlie’s Angels. I think she knows a thing or two about martial arts. In reality though, what happens to the Paparazzo? Do they get sued, fired or ridiculed for causing a car accident with a Celebrity? I mean geeeesh! There has to be something illegal about this madness, right?

ANONYMOUZ

B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: Tiger Woods on six month Probation

Posted in B.YONEST "Gossip" NEWZ, B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , , on February 9, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST NEWZ. Elin gives Tiger Time to Get it RIGHT or GET O.U.T.

Tiger Woods is a luck Son of a Bitch(uary). His wonderful and gorgeous wife, Elin, decided not to leave him.. YET. Instead, she’s giving him a six month period to prove he can be a great husband and get his life corrected. Only time will tell if his release from Rehab will be enough to help his perversions. I mean trapping me in a room and forcing me to discuss my sex life may not be the thing I need to fix my sexual fantasy habit. Just sayin’. Good luck, Tiger and Elin.

ANONYMOUZ

B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: Mathew Knowles’ new baby: Beyonce’s Brother?

Posted in B.YONEST "Gossip" NEWZ, B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , , on February 9, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST NEWZ.. Damn Mathew. Not you too, Letterman/Phillips, etc!

Alexsandra Wright, who filed a paternity test against Mathew Knowles, gave birth to a son a few days ago and named him Nixon. Is Mathew really a cheater. I mean Tiger Woods getting laid makes sense. David Letterman banging a decent looking intern makes sense, but Matthew Knowles getting laid DEFINITELY surprises me. Especially a pretty lady who looks young enough to be in “Destiny’s Child.” herself. More news to come.

ANONYMOUZ