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Ben Roethlisberger Statement

Posted in B.YONEST, B.YONEST NEWZ, ENTERTAINMENT NEWZ with tags , , , on April 25, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Entertainment” NEWZ: Roethlisberger statement will go…

Good Day.

“I made a mistake. I had affairs. I cheated.” Oh wait, that’s Tiger Woods.. Let me start over…

“You will never see a man play harder than I will play. You will never see a team practice and play harder..” No? Right!! Tim Tebow.

I didn’t do steroids. Wait, yes I did.. UNKNOWINGLY.” A-Rod..

This is starting to feel like a game of “Name that Idiot.” Whether it’s Ben Roethlisberger, Michael Vick, Tiger Woods or any other celebrity, at the end of the day it’s going to get swept under the rug. Maybe not to you, maybe not to your mamma, but to society. Celebrities (which I’m still working diligently to become) are held to a different standard. They just are. Roethlisberger will say some stupid sh*t like..

“I accept the punishment and suspension set by The NFL and The Steelers Organization. I again would like to apologize to Mr. Rooney, the Rooney family and The whole Pittsburgh Steeler and National Football League family. My decisions need to change. I need to grow up, both on and off the field, and this has been an extreme wake up call.”

A bunch of other bullsh*t, I’m sure, and the rest is history. What Ben needs to do is say, “I like younger women. I didn’t rape that girl, but I was probably more forceful than I should’ve been and that’s not right. I have body guards (solely) for my protection (after an earlier altercation in my career) and any of them will tell you I’m not a rapist. I’ll learn from my mistakes, change what I can to become a better man and see you soon. Thank you graciously.”

Again people, I don’t mean to make light of a dull situation. I really don’t. I just think people need to be more “YONEST” about their feeling(s) and situation(s). I’m just sayin.. #HOLLAWONIMO and happy bangin’…

ANONYMOUZ

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Happy 4:20 Holiday, World

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, ENTERTAINMENT NEWZ with tags , , , , , on April 20, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Entertainment” NEWZ: Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up

Today embarks on a National Holiday. No a Holiday for the World. It’s 4/20/2010 people.. U know what that means.. It’s “Chief til U Can’t No More” Day. Yep, roll your bleeders, burn your “j’s”, blow your hookah and get ‘er done.. Happy Holiday.. Smoke W**d, EVERYDAY…

ANONYMOUZ

Dixie Carter dies of Cancer

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, ENTERTAINMENT NEWZ with tags , , , on April 12, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Entertainment” Newz: Designer woman Star passes away

Dixie Carter, 70 years old, has died of cancer. Carter was best known for her role ย on Designer Women. She recently featured on Desperate Housewives in 2007.

Brett Favre is a GRANDFATHER

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, ENTERTAINMENT NEWZ with tags , , , on April 8, 2010 by invazion

.YONEST “Entertainment” NEWZ: Too funny NOT to blog about

Brett Favre is the only grandfather in the National Football League. I REPEAT, Brett Favre is a grandpa. How funny is that. Let me break it down to you. Favre and his wife gave birth to their daughter, Brittany, when he was 19. Twenty-one years later, Brittany gave birth to Parker Brett. Definite quarterback in the works. What a funny story.!! Don’t worry guys. Parker will have an opportunity to see grandpa play in seven years when he’s STILL in the NFL.

ANONYMOUZ

Maurice Clarett is “HALFWAY” out

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, ENTERTAINMENT NEWZ with tags , , on April 8, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Entertainment” NEWZ” Clarett free from Jail. Still not FREE

Maurice Clarett was released from Prison after serving 3 1/2 years. He was due to serve seven after being caught in Columbus, Ohio with guns, alcohol and intense issues late one night. Clarett was charged with aggravated robbery carrying a concealed weapon. Most of you remember and know that story by now. The aftermath of Maurice Claretts’ early release is my concern and/or question(s)?

Maurice has been blogging, writing and thinking deeply for three years straight. He’s sat in a jail cell while people he knows and used to be friends with became famous, rich and gained extreme advantages from Maurice Clarett being excellent in football and after he went to jail. People he grew up with turned their backs on him and left him hanging after he was arrested. These are the same people who carried his “jock strap” in high school for him and took his tests for him @ Ohio State (his freshman year when he rushed for 1,238 years in 8 GAMES.) Let’s NOT forget how talented, charismatic and hungry Maurice Clarett is, people.

It seems to me that Clarett has never had a good person in his ear delivering somewhat intelligent feedback on his life and career. He made some terrible decisions, but that doesn’t make him a terrible person. Over the next year or so, Clarett has a great opportunity to show friends, family, strangers, football coaches, other athletes, but MOST importantly… He has an opportunity to prove to himself he has grown as a man and person. I can imagine being thrown into the National Spotlight @ 19 years old can be difficult for some. Youngstown aint the easiest place to be raised, either. Good luck Maurice. I’ll continue to keep up on your progress, player! Stay safe. Most importantly.. BE SMART, Maurice.

ANONYMOUZ

Dancing With the Stars: Shannon sent home

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, ENTERTAINMENT NEWZ with tags , , on March 30, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Entertainment” NEWZ: Why does Kate G. get to stay?

I know Shannon wasn’t the best, but I don’t care. Why did Kate Gosselin get to stay? I think I’ve officially barred and banned Dancing With the Stars. No, I’m kidding but…. Have I told you I hate Kate G lately?

ANONYMOUZ

Kiana Kim: ‘Nuff Said

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, ENTERTAINMENT NEWZ with tags , , , on March 30, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Entertainment” NEWZ: Howard Stern’s latest SUPER hottie

Pete Rose’s girlfriend, Kiana Kim is a sexxy little something. There’s really no other reason for me to post this than to display some photos of Kim and give all men some hope for the Present and Future, to come. Even old, ugly men can (somehow) still pull beautiful woman. Pete Rose has no business being with Kiana Kim on his best day when he was in shape.

ANONYMOUZ