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Danielle Staub Sextape: Who gives a S*it?

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, GOSSIP NEWZ with tags , , , on June 9, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: Real “Fake” Housewife makes a Sextape

Okay, someone tell me who the hell Danielle Staub is in the first place, will you? I’ve never watched an Episode of the Real “Fake” Housewives of New Jersey (or Atlanta) or whatever the hell it is so the fact that this woman (who clearly resembles the Beast from Beauty and the Beast) made a Sextape (intended to be released to the Public) does NOTHING for me. I blog about it solely because it’s my job. Either way, Danielle Staub, 47 years old), has a Sextape with her ex boyfriend, Steve, that’s due for release on June 14th. Add her to the list of  “accidental” Porno actresses who released an online sextape with the intention to boost her career. Did I say that? I did, I did.

ANONYMOUZ

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New York City: Terrorists, Again?

Posted in B.YONEST, B.YONEST NEWZ, GOSSIP NEWZ with tags , , , on May 6, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Gossip” ‘NEWZ: The City may be under fire AGAIN.

September 11, 2001 was the date that everything changed on American Soil. We were invaded and terrorized by overseas terrorists in New York City and that completely put the United States in the most “defensive” mode we’d ever been in. Of course, none of us thought the TERROR would subside and disappear, but for the most part, the last decade has been pretty peaceful here in the States. Fast forward to the last week in New York City and that opinion may be a little different.

There has been a bomb found in an SUV in New York City and yesterday RFK Bridge was shut down because of an abandoned  U HAUL trucking vehicle left on the bridge. Police and other officials (obviously) feared a Terrorist Attack. There was no bomb found and RFK Bridge was opened again, but it does left one to wonder…. Is ANOTHER attack inevitable? Is ANOTHER attack coming? Are we prepared?

ANONYMOUZ

Jennifer Aniston vs. Halle Berry: What is the problem, ladies?

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, GOSSIP NEWZ with tags , , , , , on May 3, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: I mean B.YONEST. What is it about them?

When you think of Halle Berry what comes to mind? You visualize the perfect caramel skin. You see her amazing scene in “Swordfish” and “Monsters Ball” where she’s showing her breasts and having a sexual partaking with “Billy Bob.” No that’s not what you see. Well, that’s just me then. Either way, you see a gorgeous fixture of a woman, a movie star with Awards “up the arse.” What is Halle missing? Let’s talk Jennifer, now.

Jennifer Aniston; One of the most famous women in movies and television. She’s in the “Running Hollywood” section of Los Angeles, California. She gets paid an extensively disgusting amount of dinero to make a movie. Every time she’s on the front cover of a Magazine, they sell like four billion more copies than normal. It’s crazy. She’s gorgeous. The older she gets the younger she looks. Perfection, but she’s missing the same thing Halle’s missing. A MAN.

It blows my mind, people. Neither one of them can keep a man for longer than a couple/few years. Maybe they get bored and want a new man, but it seems that they are the dumpee.. Not the dumper. Halle had baseball players, singers, actors and all in between. After six attempts, she’s in her mid 40’s, gorgeous as ever and walking the beach with her daughter. Does she have too much power thus making her intimidating to men? Does her fame demand too much attention from other men making her “men” insecure.. OR is Halle Berry CRAZY? She is a black girl from Cleveland. I’m just sayin. Anything is possible, right?

Jennifer has to be NUTZO as GUSTO too, huh? That woman has been through John Mayer, Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt’s cousin (just a joke for comedic purposes) and a few more white dudes on the Hollywood Scene. Why can’t she keep a man? Again, it has to be pretty tough to walk hand in hand with Jennifer Aniston, right? Hell to the NAW. You don’t pay for sh*t. You get you “red carpet” on @ Award Shows you aren’t even invited to. What’s wrong with being her man. I’d do it. I’d let my manager do it, fuck it. I can’t figure out why Jennifer Aniston and Halle Berry can’t keep a man, but Nicole Ritchey and Ashlee Simpson can. Let’s talk about it.

ANONYMOUZ

Tiger Woods is getting DIVORCED

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, GOSSIP NEWZ with tags , , , , on April 30, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: Elin, I thought I was BAD! GEESH

Okay, let’s talk about it for a quick second, can we? I know men are supposed to be hunters and it’s in our GENE POOL and nature to want to be w/ Women. It just is. Ladies, you can be upset, irritated and/or down right pissed @ me for this one, but it’s the truth. We are taught and learned to chase as many women as possible before we rest in a pine box for eternity. Yeah, that sounds gross to me too. Cremate me, people. Moving on, let’s talk Tiger Woods.

This (stupid ass) man admitted to 120 women while he was married to Elin. He slept with 120 women in the last 5 to 8 years? That’s AMAZING number one, but Damn ELIN is waaaay to sexy for that MADNESS, Tiger. Then, we come to find out Tiger banged his neighbors younger daughter? Now, most of my guy friends are reading this and sayin.. “how old was she because if she’s hot, I could understand..” Yeah, me too! I don’t know how old she was, but that was enough to send Elin packin’ up the babies and boucin’ to Sweden. NO wonder Tiger is hitting the ball in the water and double bogeying holes this week. I’m Just sayin’. Good luck, Eldrick!

ANONYMOUZ

Kate Plus 8: WTF?

Posted in B.YONEST, GOSSIP NEWZ with tags , , , , on April 25, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: Go Away, Gosselins. Far, Far Away…..

Is this serious? Are they really about to give Kate “The Snake” Gosselin her own television show again? Well, not just her. They took the Jon off and added her eight children and now the show is.. “Kate Plus 8.” How f*ckin stupid. Pardon my french. She failed on DWTS because she’s “WT,” her marriage failed (because she is just as much a cheater as her husband), but for some reason “AMERICA” likes this bimbo. She’s not a Celebrity and she’s famous for ABBZolutely NOTHING.. NOTHING. If there’s one thing that I hate, it’s people who are famous for NO reason and act as if they deserve the fame. PLEASE go away you Heidi, Spencer, New Jersey Shore, Omarosa, George W. Bush (oh yeah he cheated his way into Presidency, huh), Kate Gosselin actin’ ass idiots. Go FAR, FAR AWAY.

ANONYMOUZ

Ben Roethlisberger will NOT face charges

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, GOSSIP NEWZ with tags , , on April 12, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: BEN has BEEN dodging bullets. How many more?

A motorcycle accident that almost left him dead. A sexual assault/rape investigation in the past. Now ANOTHER sexual assault investigation. It sounds like I’m talking about the late Chris Henry or Pacman Jones, doesn’t it? Nope; Ben Roethlisbgerger, people. Luckily, he will NOT face charges on the latest case, either. My question is this, though. When will Roethlisberger start to make the necessary changes in his life to NOT be in these positions. His on the field antics are incredible, but his off the field antics “may” kill him or put him in jail.. Michael Vick Style. Get it together, Ben.

ANONYMOUZ

Sidenote: IF by chance, this was a brotha….. I honestly believe it may be a different story for him. Not necessarily by the NFL (because Roger Goodell has yet to punish or discuss Roethlisberger’s problems), but by ESPN, magazines and such. Just a sidenote and I don’t want to get too involved with it, but I do want to bring it up. Take it for what you will.

Celebrity Cheaters: Jesse, Tiger and… Tiki Barber?

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, GOSSIP NEWZ with tags , , , on April 9, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ; Who’s really surprised, Anymore. REALLY!

I bet you guys would have NEVER seen this one comin’, huh? You ready..? Tiki Barber is rumored to be bangin’ his babysitter. Well,  not his babysitter, but the babysitter of his children. DUH! Tiki and his wife, Ginny, have decided to separate (even though she’s pregnant with twins) and the babysitter, Traci Lynn Johnson seems to be part (and by part I mean 99.9 percent) of the reason. Johnson, 23 years-old told her family her and Tiki were so close because she was his intern and the “family babysitter.” HMMMMM! In other news, I always thought Tiki and/or his brother, Ronde, were gay. Them and Quadry Ismail, too. Who knows?

ANONYMOUZ

Sidenote: Normally after one mistress is found, the next seventeen come out soon after. Good luck, Tiki. It’s about to get SERIOUS. Damn, what happened to Celebrity Sex Tapes? Bring those back. This Celebrity Cheater sh*t is riDICKulous. Who actually thinks Celebrities are faithful… COME ON, Seriously!!!