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REALITY is WAY WORSE THAN ANY TELEVISION SHOW!!

Posted in ITZ NOT OK with tags , , , , , , , , on June 8, 2009 by invazion

I watch my fair share of CSI’s, NYPD’s, Fast Lane’s and such other television shows. I find them rather intriguing and highly insightful. These are the kinds of shows that give me the knowledge to NEVER attempt a horrific crime. You are going to get caught. One way or another, you’re going to get caught. That isn’t the point of this blog entry. The purpose of this blog entry is to simply say reality is WAAAAY worse than any television drama series, period.

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I also spend an extravagant amount of time watching shows like The First 48, Crime 360 and 15 Most Shocking….. That said, “reality” is crazy man. There isn’t a show in the world that is deeper than reality. I mean have you ever seen 15 Most Shockin Acts of Violence “Gone Postal?”… Shit’s effin C.R.A.Z.Y. y’all. CRAZY.

I mean deranged boy scout leaders’ walkin into schools and shooting a group of children in gym class. I’m talkin crazy people walking into McDonald’s and shooting up kids eating happy meals and mothers execution style. Did i mention the psycho who walked into a church and started shooting at innocent christians. I’m not joking. That was just 15 to 11. I haven’t even seen the top ten yet. Absolutely wicked!

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I’m not telling you this because I’m interested in murdering people. I’ve never shot a gun in my life and don’t plan to unless I ABBZolutely have to. I’m telling you this because the world is full of complete madness and all of you need to know and be aware. I don’t want to scare you by any means, but I do think it’s extremely important to speak on it. Shit’s crazy.

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just, B.YONEST a day in the life SB09 Day 7 EP 17

Posted in B.YONEST, ITZ NOT OK, SPRINGBREAK 09 with tags , , , , , , , , , on May 27, 2009 by invazion

After a barrage of requests and questions pertaining to the rest of the SPRINGBREAK episodes?ย  We decided to put a few more up…ย  over the next few weeks we will continue the postings…COMEDY for the people by the people!

just, B.YONEST a day in the life SB 09 Day 5

Posted in B.YONEST, ITZ NOT OK, SPRINGBREAK 09 with tags , , , , , on March 27, 2009 by invazion

Day 5- Panama City Beach

EPISODE 13

B.YONEST DOEZ IT….AGAIN…..

Posted in B.YONEST, B.YONEST NEWZ, ITZ NOT OK with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 24, 2009 by invazion

OKAY, OKAY.. SO U GUYS ARE ABBZOLUTELY RIGHT.. I AM A POMPUS, ARROGANT, CONCEITED DICK HEAD. I CUSS TOO MUCH AND I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DONT APPRECIATE ME.. NONETHELESS, WANNA HEAR A FUNY ASS STORY.?? U SURE?? OKAY, HERE WE GO.

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IM ON THE BEACH YESTERDAY WITH MY BLACK OHIO STATE FLAG.. THAT’S RIGHT FUCKERS.. SUCK IT AND GO BUXXXX. MOVING ON. ILLINOIS IS ON SPRING BREAK RIGHT NOW AS WELL AND THERE IS A LARGE GROUP OF THEM IN PANAMA CITY. NOT LIKE THE OHIO STATE/OHIO UNIVERSITY GROUP, BUT A GOOD GROUP.. THE OSU CROWD STARTS DOING THE CHANTS WE DO… ALL THE FUCK MICHIGAN AND OH-IO SHIT AND ILLINOIS GETS MAD CUZ WE’RE FUCKIN REPRESENTING. THEY COME STORMIN INTO OUR CROWD WITH THEIR FLAG AND ACTIN LIKE ASS HOLES. IT’S LIKE 20 ON 15 ABOUT TO FIGHT AND WHO BREAKS IT ALL UP.. NO OTHER THAN YOUR BOY B.YONEST.. THAT’S RIGHT.. KEEP THE PEACE PEOPLE.

THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW IT’S ALL PEACEFUL. OSU AND ILLINOIS START CHANTING “BIG 10, BIG 10, ETC.” IT WAS AWESOME. THIS DUDE FROM ILLINOIS TAKES MY FLAG AND STARTS WAVING IT AROUND SCREAMING “BIG 10 IS AWESOME.” HIS FRIEND GETS PISSED AND SAYS “FUCK OHIO STATE..” THIS FOOL (HOLDING MY FLAG) SAYS YOU’RE RIGHT.. “FUCK OHIO STATE” AND THROWS MY FUCKIN FLAG LIKE A JAVELIN… UH OH, THIS IS WHERE THE STORY TAKES A SLIGHTLY VIOLENT TURN……

B.YONEST DOESNT TAKE LIGHTLY TO PEOPLE TOUCHING HIS SHIT.. B.YONEST DOESNT CONDONE DRUNK ASS HOLE BEHAVIOR. I THROW THIS FUCKER TO THE GROUND SO HARD. HE GETS UP AND I’M READY TO BOX THIS FAG.. I DONT KNOW THE LEGALITIES IN THE STATE OF FLO RIDA (flowrida…) SO I DONT WANNA HIT HIM FIRST. I PUSH HIM AROUND A LITTLE BIT, NOTHING TO BIG AND HIS BOY RUNS HIM OFF..

THE ILLINOIS CROWD COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDS WHERE IM COMING FROM, GIVEN THIS FUCK FACE JUST THREW MY SHIT 20 YARDS LIKE A DIRTY TOWEL AND SHIT. I CANT FIND THIS PIECE OF SHIT, BUT I TELL HIS BOYS.. “HE’S GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO ME OR HE’S GONNA GET WAAAAAAAY FUCKED UP TODAY.” 10 MINUTES LATER, I FIND THIS PRICK AND RUN UP IN HIS FUCKIN GRILL.

“YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO APOLOGIZE TO ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT OR IM GOING TO RUIN YOUR SPRING BREAK VACATION IN FRONT OF ALLLLL OF YOUR ILLINI PEOPLE.”

“DUDE, I DIDN’T DO SHIT,” BLAH BLAH BLAH.. ALL THAT DRUNK WHITE PERSON SHIT A MU FUCKA DOES TO “NOT” RECEIVE AN ASS KICKIN..

HE GETS CHOKED OUT AGAIN.. AND I’M SO READY TO FUCK THIS DUDE UP IT’S AMAZING.. AGAIN, I DONT KNOW THE LEGALITIES HERE SO I DONT WANT TO HIT HIM……. FIRST!!! I’M SPITTIN ON HIM, HEAD BUTTIN’ HIM. ANYTHING I CAN DO TO PROVOKE HIM TO DO SOMETHIN.. HE DOESNT WANT IT WITH B DOT, OBVIOUSLY. AFTER ABOUT 2 MINS OF THIS STUPID SHIT HE FINALLY SAYS..

“I APOLOGIZE.”

“THANKS THAT’S ALL I WANTED.” THE PIECE OF RETARDED SHIT FLIPS ME OFF BEHIND MY BACK…….OKAY, OKAY.. NOW YOU’VE THROWN MY FLAG, LIED TO MY FACE AND FLIPPED ME OFF “BEHIND MY BACK” YOU GAY ASS COWARD ASS BITCH. I RUN UP ON THIS NIGGA AND BODY/CHOKE SLAM HIS ASS INTO THE SAND SO HARD.. FACE COVERED IN SAND. SAND IN HIS NOSE, SAND IN HIS EYES, SAND IN HIS MOUTH AND SHIT..ย  THE OHIO STATE CROWD GOES FUCKIN BALLISTIC.

“OHHHHHHHH, OH MY GOD.. OSU, OSU, OSU.” THEY START SCREAMIN. EVEN THE ILLINOIS PEOPLE ARE GOING CRAZY NOW.. THEY ARE LOVIN IT..

I ASK THE FAG IF HE REALLY WANTS TO GET EMBARRASSED IN FRONT OF HIS FRIEND AND HE SMARTLY SAYS… AND I QUOTE..

“NO, NOT AT ALL, NO.” SO I LET HIM LIVE ANOTHER DAY AND WENT ON ABOUT MY BUSINESS.

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NEEDLESS TO SAY. DO NOT EVER IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE OF EVERVILLE, FUCK WITH MY IMMEDIATEZ MAN. DONT TOUCH ME. DONT LOOK AT MY NIGGAZ FUNNY. DONT EVER HOLLA AT OUR HOES AND MORE IMPORTANTLY… DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY FLAG, FAG!

ANONYMOUZ…

PS VIDEO OF THIS IMMACULATE EVENT IS TO COME SOON.. CHECK BACK.. THE SHIT WAS OFFICIALLY “GANGSTERITY.”

LETZBYONEST #27: “ITZ NOT OK” THE SPRING BREAK ’09 EDITION

Posted in ITZ NOT OK, LETZBYONEST with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 18, 2009 by invazion

LETZBYONEST..

logoletzb2SPRING BREAK IS THE PERFECT TIME TO LET LOOSE AND FEEL FREE. WHETHER YOU’RE A FRESHMAN DOWN FOR YOUR FIRST SPRING BREAK XXXXPERIENCE, A SUPER SENIOR HERE FOR ONE OF YOUR LAST OR AN OLD ASS MAN WHO JUST WANTS TO LOOK AT SLUTS (ie. RYAN STETLER), GET YOUR FREAK ON PLAYERS. I LOVE THE AVERAGE SEXXY WHITE BITCH MORE THAN THE NEXT MAN, BUT THESE FAT ASS BITCHES WALKIN AROUND IN TWO PIECE BIKINIS WITH 12 STOMACHS AND A MULE ATTACHED TO THIER RIBCAGES, IS NOT OK.. “ITZ NO OK.”

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THEY’RE EVERYWHERE TOO. FOR EVERYWHERE 2 GIRLS WALKING AROUND IN SOMETHING THEY “DESERVE” TO BE IN, THERE ARE ELEVENDEIGHTY NASTY, FAT ,RETARDED “WHITE TRASHY “NAPPY HEADED BITCHES WALKIN AROUND NEEEEEDING TO BE COVERED UP. SUPER COVERED UP. IT’S GROSS AS FUCK. WHAT THE WORSE THING OF ALL IS… THEIR FRIENDS DONT TELL THEM “BECKY, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDNT WEAR THAT ONE GIRL.” I WOULD LET MY NIGGAZ KNOW FOR SURE.. PLAYMAKER, THAT’S NOT THE MOVE.

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I UNDERSTAND AND RESPECT A LOVE HANDLE OR A SMALL KANGAROO POUCH (due to periods or beer bloatedness), BUT YOU BITCHES KNOW YOU GOIN ON SPRING BREAK. TAKE YOUR FAT ASS TO A GYM FOR 3 MONTHS PRIOR. IF and WHEN YOU NOTICE THE WEIGHT DIDNT COME OFF, BUY A ONE PIECE AND A BLANKET, SHAMOO.. I’M JUST SAYIN… “ITZ NOT OK.” I REPEAT… “ITZ NOT OK.”

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B.YONEST NEWZ: RIHANNA POLICE FOTOZ…ITZ NO OK!!

Posted in B.YONEST, B.YONEST NEWZ, ITZ NOT OK with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 20, 2009 by invazion

AS EVERYONE KNOWS, B.YONEST aka .ANONYMOUZ IS NOT THE MOST SERIOUS PERSON IN THE WORLD. I TEND TO DISCUSS REAL LIFE ISSUES WITH A TWIST OF COMEDY AND/OR SMART ASSEDNESS BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY I DEAL WITH SUCH ANTICS. ON A SERIOUS NOTE, THIS MADNESS WITH RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN NEEDS SOME ATTENTION….

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PICTURED ABOVE IZ THE AFTER EFFECT OF THE BEATING SINGER/ACTRESS RIHANNA TOOK FROM HER BOYFRIEND CHRIS BROWN THE NIGHT BEFORE THE GRAMMY’S.

FIRST AND FOREMOST IT WAS RELEASED TODAY (2/20/09) AND IT “HAPPENS” TO BE HER BIRTHDAY. IN EARLIER BLOG ENTRIES I WAS JOKING ABOUT THE INCIDENT. HONESLTY ITZ NO LAUGHING MATTER.

I HAVE 2 DAUGHTERS MYSELF. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL I WOULD DO/SAY IF THAT WHAT MY CHILD. SHE’S A SUPERSTAR AND EVERY MOVE THEY MAKE IS IN THE PUBLIC LIGHT. WITH THAT SAID, ITZ NOT OK!

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I HOPE THAT PARENTS USE THIS AN OPPORTUNITY TO SPEAK TO THEIR SONS AND DAUGHTERS AND EXPLAIN TO THEM WHAT’S GOING ON. UTILIZE THIS A TIME TO “SCHOOL” YOUR LOVED ONES ON WHAT’S HAPPINING IN THE WORLD. RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN ARE WELL KNOWN TO THE YOUNGER DEMOGRAPHIC.

IF WE AS PARENTS AND ROLE MODELS DONT EXPLAIN RELATIONSHIPS HAVE UPS AND DOWNS, BUT ITZ NOT OK TO USE VIOLENCE TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS THEN ITS AN OPPORTUNITY MISSED. IM SURE CHRIS FEELS TERRIBLE. THIS IS SOMETHING HE WAS TAUGHT OR SAW HIMSELF. A 20 YEAR OLD BOY DOESNT JUST BEAT HIS GIRL UP. THAT’S A LEARNED ACT. MY PRAYERS AND THOUGHTS GO OUT TO THE CAMPS OF BOTH PARTIES.

RIHANNA, HEAL WELL AND GET BACK ON THE STAGE WHERE U BELONG. IT’S THE PERFECT HEALING TOOL. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY! CHRIS, TAKE THIS TIME TO REFLECT ON YOUR ACTIONS. PEOPLE GET CAUGHT SLIPPIN AND MAKE MISTAKES, BUT IF YOU DONT LEARN FROM IT, YOU’RE THE DUMMY. GOOD LUCK.

LEAVE COMMENTZ – TELL US WUT YOU THINK OFF THIS HORRIFIC EVENT…

.ANONYMOUZ (yes thats DOT ANONYMOUZ)

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