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B.YONEST NEWZ.. Why do CELEBS feel so ALONE?

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , , , , , , on September 18, 2009 by invazion

B.YONEST NEWZ PRESENTATION… The Side NEVER Discussed!!

logoletzb2They travel all over the World. Millions and Millions of adoring fans at their feet. Every city they visit, they have sell-out shows and they contain an Entourage that consists of up to 40 people at times. Their lifestyle and opportunities are those that we “normal people” only dream to attain. Limousine service, red carpet entrances, gourmet meals and the most beautiful friends, PERIOD. So answer me this.. WHY do Celebrities feel so lonely? Why do they resort to closing themselves in behind walls, drug addiction and depression? I don’t mean EVERY celebrity, but LETZ BYONEST… Celebrities have their moments and a great deal of them fell victim to the FAME or are extremely JACKED UP!

I speak from experience when I say chasing this DREAM can be an extensively lonely journey. You feel like you are letting so many people down as you know you’re doing the right things. Fighting with your friends and family and families friends for them to understand the angst, desire and determination it takes to achieve the ultimate goal of Celebrity Status. Angry every second as you watch the Tila Tequilas’ and the Octumoms’ of the World making BANK because of some tish bull fantasy world. I understand the annoyances and irritations.

It’s extremely lonely sometimes. Imagine walking on stage, presenting the SHOW of a lifetime, the FANS going CRAZY and none of them remembering you when you walked off stage. Walking back to your car you realize that you’re driving home alone again. NO friends to ride with. You came to the show by yourself as well. This is a SERIOUS thing that happens. You’re a star when you on stage. When you walk off stage, you’re one of “them.”

WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THE FAME IS ATTAINED, THOUGH??

The celebrities get thrown into a microscopic spotlight and every move is watched w/ a sharp eye. Rehab Centers can’t hold enough reservations to help, fix or monitor these people. They have to resort to drug induced lifestyles. Shit! They make movies, records and commercials people critique. One second, you’re the most incredible thing in the Universe and the VERY next day, you’re a whore! Fair? Probably NOT. It’s part of the pie, though. If you want the accolades of fame, the disrespect and injustice…. Well, that’s just other half of the pie “if you wil.

They (the celebrity) find themselves part of a small amount of people. They no longer are a “normal” person. Ask Jon Gosseliin. He doesn’t HATE the lifestyle, but he definitely has his days where he’d rather NOT have cameras around. Remember when Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson were happily married? Now Jessica Simpson FEELS ALONE. It’s AMAZING! They spend countless hours in hotel rooms, ALONE, in airplanes, ALONE and it must drive them crazy.

WHY DO I (WE) STILL FIND THIS LIFESTYLE FASCINATING???

I write record after record. Blog after blog and story after story waiting for my “break” into Celebrity Status. I find myself wondering if ALL THE THINGS I’ve asked for my whole LIFE are worth it. The only answer I’ve been able to come up with thus far is…. FUCK YEAH! I may be thrown into a rehab center myself one day. I have my issues, but know that I work extremely hard to present a side of B.YONEST that people will grow to love.  I want all of you to know and understand how hard I work to chase this “lifestyle” of Celebrity. For some reason, the red carpet flashing lights, HOLLYWOOD billboard fantasy is perfect for ME. I hope this isn’t taken out of context. I’m fine people! I am!  This blog is infact, B.YONEST INVAZION and I want you to know and understand all the emotions, feelings and expressions that make me the person I am. #HOLLAWONIMO and with love!!

ANONYMOUZ!

Sidenote.. Respect and love to all of those who let the Celebrity Lifestyle be too much for them. Let’s just think how great life would still be if we has River Phoenix, Curt Cobain, Janis Joplin, Jimmy Hendrix, Michael Jackson, Dj AM, Chris Farley, Elvis Presley, Anna Nicole Smith (this list is BANANAZ), Marilyn Monroe, etc. That is an extensive amount of people who were effected by the Celebrity. The list goes on and on (Charlie Sheen.. LMAO..) #HOLLAWONIMO!

LETZBYONEST #1: CELEBRITY “SEX TAPEZ” RULE…

Posted in B.YONEST, LETZBYONEST with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 30, 2008 by invazion

LETZBYONEST:

images-11“HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITYizm” IZ THE 2ND MOST ADDICTING THING TO MANKIND ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB NEXT TO PORN. WE ALL HAVE A HOW MANY 13 TO 75 YEAR OLD PERVERTS, INCLUDING MYSELF, SEARCH FOR WAYS TO SEE AS MANY NAKED WOMEN AS POSSIBLE, EVERYDAY. CHAT ROOMS, VIP SITES AND USELESS JUNK SITES (along with so many sites i couldn’t even begin to name four percent of them) SPEND COUNTLESS AMOUNTS OF HOURZ VIDEOING AND UPLOADING SCENE AFTER SCENE OF FUCKING, BLOWING AND SQUIRTING.. IT’S MAGIC,

1_thumb_paris_hilton_nude_2MEANWHILE, WE PATHETIC MORTALS SIT AROUND AND WATCH “ACCESS HOLLYWOOD” AND “ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT” WONDERING WHAT EVERY “REALITY CELEBRITY” IS DOING WITH THEIR PERSONAL LIVES. WHAT CLUB IS BRITNEY VISITING IN PARIS? WHAT NEW “BOY TOY” IS PARIS PARADING AROUND WITH; NOT TO MENTION HER SPECIAL BFF. LINDSAY LOHAN AND SAMANTHA RONSON ARE ON CONSTANT ROTATION ON EVERY LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW. JOKES AND SPOOFS, GALORE; MY BLOG INCLUDED. THUS, TAKE SEXXY CELEBRITIES, MAKE A PORN WITH THEM AND UPDATE IT ON THE WEB. YOU HAVE THE COOLEST PHENOMENON, EVER!! CELEBRITY SEX TAPES…..

NAME A FEMALE CELEBRITY. OKAY, PICK ANOTHER ONE NOW. GOOGLE HER NAME. NOW, GOOGLE HER NAME AND ADD NUDE NEXT TO IT. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU WILL FIND. PURE AMAZEMENT, I ASSUME. IT’S FUCKIN SPECTACULAR. REMEMBER THE GIRL FROM AMERICAN PIE? ALYSON HANNIGAN, I BELIEVE.

51“AND THEN THIS ONE TIME @ BAND CAMP…”

SEX TAPE… YEAH SHE TOOK IT ON CAMERA AND “SOMEHOW” IT GOT LEAKED TO THE PUBIC, OOPS, I MEAN THE PUBLIC. KIM KARDASHIAN AND RAY J.. SEXTAPE. LINDSAY LOHAN, BRITNEY SPEARS. SEX TAPE. SEX TAPE. FUCKIN DUSTIN DIAMOND aka “SCREECH” FROM THE HIT SHOW “SAVED BY THE BELL” HAS A SEXTAPE. ANYONE PEEPED OUT THE ABI TITMUSS JOINTS; MUST SEE, AMERICA. MUST SEE.

I AKNOWLEDGE THAT IT IS A PUBLICITY STUNT 9/10 TIMES, BUT I DON’T THINK ANY OF US GIVE TWO SHITS. THE FANTASY OF BEING NAKED WITH MEGAN FOX DEFINITELY MAKES MY DICK HARD. (well done Brian Austin Green; watch you back brotha.. i love  your woman…) TELL ME YOU DON’T HAVE A SECRET CRUSH ON SOME FEMALE CELEBRITY FROM BACK IN THE DAY. HELLO, SAMANTHA MICELLI IS SUPER DUPER SEXXY, STILL. (that’s Alissa Milano for all you idiots. Who’s The Boss, Duh).

OF COURSE, I CHECK TMZ, THE SUPERFICIAL AND BYONESTINVAZION TO SEE THE “NORMAL” CELEBRITY BUSINESS. ON THE OTHER HAND, (i use my left; it feels like someone’s doing it for me that way.) I WANNA SEE NAKED SLUTS, PERIOD. CHECK BASHFULMONKEY.COM FOR ME AND TELL ME HOW MUCH FUN YOU HAVE. PAY SITES MAKE AN ASS LOAD (no pun intended… okay, a little bit) OF MONEY OFF CARMEN ELECRA’S VAGINA. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW..

nude_4IN CLOSING STATEMENTS I SAY: MAKE MORE SEX TAPES! WE DISGUSTING SNAKE YANKERS DESERVE AND NEED THAT MADNESS. BEYONCE, GET IT DONE. I HEARD FERGIE GOT DOWN WITH CHICKS. WELL DO US ALL A FAVOR “GLAMOROUS GIRL.” CALL UP ONE OF YOUR GIRLS FROM BACK IN THE DAY, FLY HER TO YOUR PRIVATE CONDO IN LOS SCANDOLOUS. DRINK ON SOME WINE FOR A WHILE AND GET IT DONE.. LONG LIVE “CELEBRITY” SEX TAPES.

ANONYMOUZ

PS. I DO DRUGS. I WANT TO ADD THAT DISCLAIMER SO YOU UNDERSTAND MY BRAIN DOESN’T THINK THIS WAY ON ITZ OWN!