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IM SO PAID remix – B.YONEST aka B DOT ANONYMOUZ featuring AKON

Posted in B.YONEST, LETZBYONEST, MUZIK with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 17, 2009 by invazion

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and listen, rate and comment on 18 other remixes @LETZBYONEST.com

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B.YONEST NEWZ: “WRAP IT UP” TOUR DATES SET for SPRING BREAK 09 EXTRAVAGANZA

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 26, 2009 by invazion

bnewzlogoTHE B.YONEST INVAZION “WRAP IT UP” TOUR HAS TENTATIVELY SET THE TOUR SPOTS AND DATES. WITH A PERFECT MIX OF FESTIVALS, PARTIES AND SPRING BREAK DESTINATIONS, THIS TOUR LOOKS TO BE A GUARANTEED SUCCESS.

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“WE’RE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS ONE, MAN. WE PLAN TO TAKE ALL THAT WE’VE LEARNED THE LAST 4 MONTHS, ALL THAT WE’VE DONE TO ESTABLISH OURSELVES AND NOW IT’S TIME TO PUT OUR MONEY WHERE OUR MOUTH IS. WHICH MEANS TAKING EVERYONE ELSE’S MONEY AND SELLING CD’S AND T-SHIRTS.

BELOW IS A LIST OF DATES AND SPOTS, B.YONEST AND HIS MANAGER “CRACK” PLAN TO VISIT.

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MTV Panama City Spring Break – 3/7/09 to 3/14/09
(Enrollment of students @ universities visiting during this period is 2,130,258.)

South by Southwest Festival – 3/18/09 to 3/22/09
(Interactive film and music festival in Austin, Texas. Thousands of attendees.)

South Padre Island, Texas – 3/24/09 to 4/01/09
(The Texas Spring Break “hot spot.” Over 1.5 million students expected.)

San Diego, CA Spring Break – 4/4/09 to 4/11/09
(The beautiful beaches of San Diego, Ca will be full of enthusiastic partiers.)

Coachella Music Fest, Indio CA – 4/17/09 to 4/19/09
(The 6th year of this “star studded” festival. Every genre, Every kind.)

Beale St. Music Fest, Memphis TN – 5/1/09 to 5/03/09

6Fest, Athens OH – 5/16/09 – All Day Event
(The 6th installment of the “Ohio Classic” festival. 18,000+ attendees expected.)

Urban Beach Week, Miami, Fl, 5/21/09 – 5/25/09

(The 10th installment of this spectacle. Over 100,000 expected.)

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KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THE B.YONEST INVAZION PROMO TRUCK. WE’LL BE OUT THERE PROMOTING REALLY HARD DURING THE SPRING BREAK SEASON. HOPE TO PARTY WITH YOU ALL SOON..

INVAZION STAFF

DAILY GRIND: B.YONEST INVAZION TOUR SPONSORSHIP PACKET COMPLETED

Posted in B.YONEST, DAILY GRIND with tags , , , , , , , , , on February 9, 2009 by invazion

dailygrindB.YONEST HAS SPENT THE LAST 4 DAYZ PUTTIN TOUCHES, COMPLETIONS AND SUCCESSFUL WORDPLAY INTO THE SPONSORSHIP PACKET FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS OF “THE B.YONEST INVAZION TOUR.” CITIES, PARTIES AND DESTINATIONS HAVE BEEN FOUND AND WE’RE EXCITED ABOUT THE POSSIBILITIES OF THE NEXT FEW MONTHS.. THE TOUR SCHEDULE WILL BE RELEASED IN THE NEXT COUPLE DAYZ.. ALONG WITH SPONSORSHIP CATEGORIES AND SPECIFIC TOUR DESIRES.. CHECK BACK..

THE B.YONEST INVAZION TOUR IZ TAKING OFF ON ANOTHER LEVEL..

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LETZBYONEST #18: MARIJUANA and SHORT TERM MEMORY dont CO-EXIST.

Posted in B.YONEST, LETZBYONEST with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 29, 2008 by invazion

LETZBYONEST:

logoletzb2HOW OFTEN ARE YOU SITTING ON THE COMFY CHAIR IN YOUR FAMILY ROOM AND YOU THINK…

“HOLY SHIT, I NEED TO GO UPSTAIRZ AND GRAB MY _____________.”

YOU TAKE ONE MORE SIP OUT OF YOUR TAHITIAN TREAT, MOVE YOUR LAP TOP OFF YOUR THIGHS AND PLACE IT ON YOUR SPOT. YOU BEGIN WALKING UPSTAIRS AND YOUR BRAIN (obviously) BEGINZ TO DRIFT TO SOME FAR OUT GALAXY. YOU GET TO YOUR BEDROOM DOOR, TWIST THE KNOB (to open your room, stupid) AND WALK INTO YOUR BEDROOM, WITH EXCITEMENT. YOU BEGIN TO DRIFT BACK INTO REALITY, BUT THE PROBLEM IZ WHAT??? YOU FORGOT WHY THE FUCK YOU CAME TO YOUR BEDROOM FOR.

WHO WANTZ TO WALK ALL THE WAY BACKSTAIRZ EMPTY HANDED? NOT TO MENTION, YOU FEEL LIKE A FLIPPPIN’ IDIOT and/or STONER BECUZ THIZ SHIT HAPPENZ TO ME (oops, i mean you) ALL THE TIME. IF IM SITTING AROUND AND SOMETHING POPZ UP IN MY IMMEDIATE MENTAL, I HAVE 2 CHOICEZ.

  • WRITE THE SHIT DOWN AND TAKE CARE OF IT TOMORROW OR..
  • WASTE MY TIME WALKING INTO THE OTHER ROOM TO SEARCH FOR NOTHING. (when i get there, i will have forgotten what i needed.)

images-1SAD, BUT TRUE, IM A POTHEAD… THE FIRST THING IN DEALING WITH SUCH AN ISSUE IZ ADMITTING IT. I CHIEF, THEREFORE I AM. NORMALLY, IT IZNT AN ISSUE AT ALL, BUT WHEN I NEED TO FIND SOMETHING QUICK FAST or I HAVE AN IDEA OR CONCEPT “IN THE NOW” PRETTY MUCH CHALK IT UP. GONE, POOF, PEACE, SEE YA, CHECK BACK TOMORROW MOST AMAZING THOUGHT OF ALL TIME. COMPLETELY FUNCTIONAL CRONIC CHIEFER; INDEED. REMEMER WHAT I DID EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON; NO FUCKIN’ WAY. YOU TELL ME.

imagesNATURALLY, THE THING FOR US ALL TO DO IS QUIT THIS TRAVESTY AMONG US IMMEDIATELY. PUT THE BONG DOWN. STOP BUYING PAPERS AND BLUNT WRAPS. NO MORE GANJA? YEAH, THAT’S DEFINITELY not THE ANSWER. I SAY GET IT TOGETHER PEOPLE. WE AS A POT SMOKING GROUP NEED TO ASSIST EACHOTHER. IT’S NOT OK. OUR SHORT TERM MEMORIES CANT BE TOO FAR GONE RIGHT. WE JUST LOST ‘EM A SECOND AGO.. THEY SAY THE FIRST THING TO GO WHEN U GET OLD IS THE MEMORY. WELL, IM YOUNG AZ SHIT STILL. YOU TELL ME.. SMOKE WEED, EVERYDAY!! TWICE!

ANONYMOUZ

PS.. .LUCKILY FOR UZ ALL, THE SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS IS SHORT TERM… KEEP PUFFIN AND FORGETTIN U DID; WELL @ LEAST UNTIL U REMEMER TO PUFF AGAIN. BELOW IS A LISTS OF SIDE EFFECTS AND THE ARTICLE I PLAGERIZED, IF  YOU WILL.. HAHAHAHAHA..

MARIJUANA DANGERS (click here for more article information)

  • Impaired perception
  • Diminished short-term memory
  • Loss of concentration and coordination
  • Impaired judgement
  • Increased risk of accidents
  • Loss of motivation
  • Diminished inhibitions
  • Increased heart rate
  • Anxiety, panic attacks, and paranoia
  • Hallucinations
  • Damage to the respiratory, reproductive, and immune systems
  • Increased risk of cancer
  • Psychological dependency

LETZBYONEST #17: THE NFL PLAYOFF SETUP IZ BULLSHIT..

Posted in B.YONEST, LETZBYONEST with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 29, 2008 by invazion

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logoletzb2I’m from Indianapolis, Indiana. That’s right fuckerz. GO COLTZ. 9 in a fuckin row and still movin. The problem i have iz thiz.. follow me….

The Tennessee Titans are 13-3 and has the number one seed. Well dezerved and great rekord. Here’s where it getz tricky. The Pittsburgh Steelerz are 12-4 and are a two seed. The three and four seed are The Miami Dolphins (11-5) and The San Diego Chargers (8-8).. Now my Colts are 12-4 and are a fuckin 5 seed and then there’s The Baltimore Ravens @ 11-5 with the 6 seed.

images-1Tell me how the fuck the Colts have to go to San Diego and play next Saturday in the 1st round. They beat the 2nd seeded Steelers, in Pittsburgh and beat The Chargers, in San Diego a few weeks back. Now we are 12-4 (with the same rekord as Pittsburgh) and have to go on the road all the way throughout the playoffs.

What iz the fuckin point of the regular seazon.?? You play your assez off to win some important gamez, win the gamez and still have to go on the road. Someone needz to tell Mr. Goodell to sit down and evaluate thiz traveshimochery. It’s fuckin retarded NFL Association. You need to be ashamed of yourselves. 12-4 iz an amazing rekord. AMAZING REKORD.. And it seemz like it’s all for nothing. See you in San Diego next weekend, dudez and dudettez..

Now, we’ve seen a few 5 seeds and a 6 seed win the Super Bowl in the last 3 yearz so it can happen. It just shouldnt have to. They earned the right to be a higher seed. I may get high, but I know what I’m talkin about.. LETZBYONEST, itz retarded. And oh yeah, what the fuck happened to the Dallas Cowboyz?? WOW

ANONYMOUZ

HAPPY HOLIDAYZ: 3 MORE MONTHZ!!!

Posted in B.YONEST, B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , , , on December 27, 2008 by invazion

THE B.YONEST INVAZION HAZ JUST BEGUN PEOPLE. I KNOW,  I KNOW..

“WE’RE GONNA DO A 3 MONTH INTERNSHIP AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF THE MUZIK.” I REMEMBER WHAT I SAID, BUT SEE WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS….

WE HIT THE ROAD. WE MET AMAZING PEOPLE. WE RECEIVED INCREDIBLE FEEDBACK ON OUR MUZIK, CONCEPTS, ENERGIES AND IDEAS. WE SPENT SO MUCH MONEY, TIME AND OH YEAH MONEY CHASING OUR GOALS AND ASPIRATIONS. HOW COULD WE STOP NOW? HOW MANY UPSET IDIVIDUALS WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED IF WE TOLD THEM THE RIDE “IS OVER.”

HONESTLY, SOME INDIVIDUALZ RELY ON ZAK AND MYSELF TO KEEP THIZ MADNESS MOVING. WE GIVE PEOPLE SOMETHING TO “BELIEVE IN.” IT FEELZ REALLY GOOD WHEN U SEE PEOPLE DOING WHAT FEELZ GOOD TO THEM, DONT IT?  U CANT HELP, BUT CHEER FOR THE UNDERDOG. WE WORK VERY HARD TO BRING YOU THE SATISFACTION AND JOY YOU DESERVE. STAGES ON TOP OF TRUCKS, SPEAKERZ, MICROPHONEZ, BILLBOARDZ, REMIXEZ FOR DAYZ, ALBUM REKORDED, WEED TO SMOKE.. WHERE DO I STOP..

HAPPY HOLIDAYZ TO YOU AND YOURZ. HOPEFULLY IN THE NEXT 3 MONTHS, WE WILL CONTINUE TO INSPIRE THE PEOPLE WE HAVE ALREADY TOUCHED. HOPEFULLY, WE WILL TOUCH MORE SPIRITZ AND MEET JUST AS MANY INCREDIBLE PEOPLE. THANKS TO ALL OF YOU..

SINCERELY…

ANONYMOUZ!!

LETZBYONEST #15: MYSPACE BLOWZ!!!

Posted in B.YONEST, LETZBYONEST with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 17, 2008 by invazion

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LETZBYONEST:

logoletzb2The Internet Peer to Peer network sites have completely taken the world by storm. Everyday, some weirdo is sitting in their office updating their “status” or “mood” in their myspace and/or facebook pages. Right now some stupid idiot is checkin in on my “twitter” page following every move I make in my daily routine. Oops, was that rude? I appreciate the internet more than the next man (cuz i dig porn), but geesh.

How many relationships has myspace, alone ruined. I know of a female that updates her myspace page periodically just to tell someone she still loves me. She’s married to a completey different man (a fuckin tool, truly)  and doesn’t want her husband to know they still talk. Crazy, right? I’ve seen best friends become worse enemies because of facebook comments left on “other peoples pages.” Why the fuck can you read everyone’s business on facebook? Not only that, but why do mu fuckas spend elevendeight hours reading other peoples shit? I’m just sayin.

images-2Time, energy, emotion and money gets wasted second by second because of the world’s disgusting addiction to be nozy. If I update my blog or profile, people are going to check it out. When I change my mood on my personal profile, I receive calls or email from people needing an explination on my “sorrowful mood.” I do that shit just because I know niggaz are going to wonder why.

IM SICK OF MYSPACE BEIN INVADED BY SPACE INVADERZ.

Lastly, these fuckin networks are so saturated with abbzolute TISH BULL that talented people don’t receive the attention they deserve. Have you fucks ever heard of weeding out the garbage. There needs to be a site where the owners get to listen to the music and decide if the artist,  band or group dezerves to make the site. If not, tell the band what they are missing. Give some feedback and direction. You allow people to lie and put cheat codez on their pages so it seems like they are doing numbers, they aren’t doing. It’s pathetic, truthfully. FUCK ‘EM!!!

PLEAZE DONT ALLOW GARBAGE TO FUCK IT UP FOR EVERYONE.

ANONYMOUZ

ps. MAKE SURE YOU DONT PUT COPYWRITTEN MUZIK ON MYSPACE.. THEY MAY TERMINATE YOUR MEMBERSHIP.. UH, OH… NO MYSPACE!!!????