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B.YONEST NEWZ UPDATE: “IT’Z NOT O.K.”

Posted in B.YONEST with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 25, 2009 by invazion

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UPDATE (10/04/09)

Peeping Toms taking pictures and video taping Erin Andrews… IT’S NOT OK. I MEAN, I would love to see naked photos of Erin Andrews, but not like that. Put him in jail throw awak the key. Just make sure u release those photos and videos prior to throwing away the key.

UPDATE (9/28/09)

Roman Polanski’s rape of a 13yr old girl while using Quaaludes, such a hanus and anus crime that he  admitted to and then flees the country for 30 yrs…  ITZ NOT OK!!!

UPDATE (9/25/09)

I hate to start the article off with such a big “sheBANG”, BUT… INCEST… IT’Z NOT OK. The news and damn near every talk show this week has been about incestuous relationships between fathers and their daughters. Look, people. IT’Z NOT OK. It’s gross, it’s illegal and it’s f*cking nasty. This article is based on multiple things that we consider NOT OK! LET’Z GO…

B.YONEST “ORIGINAL” ARTICLE (9/22/09)

We interrupt our normal blogging experience to bring you a brief installment we like to call “IT’Z NOT OK”. We here at the B.YONEST INVAZION are rather opinionated individuals who utilize the Internet Vessel to deliver honest, outspoken and up to date newz. Whether we offend you, belittle you or discriminate against you isn’t the issue. The issue is the fact that most of you a*sholes don’t know what is and isn’t OK. SO, we’re going to fill you in INVAZION STYLE.. READY, LET’Z GO!!

Every now and then, we come across a story like Casey Anthony murdering her own daughter and burying her and think “GEESH, IT’Z NOT OK.” What would be okay would be to cut her fingers, toes, nose and ears off and leave her in the wilderness to be eaten by animals. “IT’Z NOT OK.” We see that Lindsay Lohan was in rehab again or hear jewelry she STOLE, I mean MISPLACED disappeared and we wonder “DID SHE BUY CRACK W/ HER LOANED JEWELRY…” IT’Z NOT OK. Would I still bang her brains out.. OF COURSE and maybe that’s NOT O.K.ITNOTOK

Basically people, IT’Z NOT OK. Pay attention for the aliens and retards of the world. I don’t mean the mentally challenged or the physically enable. Those are legitimate issues and “disabilities” I respect and would never (yes I would) discuss. I mean the retardz. A retard is a person who acts dumb as s*it when they know better of have the mental capabilities to know right from wrong. There’s TONS and TONS of “retards” roaming the f*cking Earth and IT’Z NOT O.K. Wake up and smell the coffee. Take time to watch the sunset. LISTEN to a f*ckin’ song. Don’t just turn it on as background noise, RETARDS. IT’Z NOT OK. LISTEN to the effin music. May change your day.

I don’t know. I tend to ramble sometimes and that again may not BE OK, but there’s a lot of weird shit among us. Most of you are thinking it, but don’t have the balls to say IT’S NOT O.K. to someone else. If you see someone wearing a f*cked up outfit in the club, WALK UP TO THEM and say “IT’S NOT O.K.” I’ve done it. I SWEAR.! It may prevent THEM from making a terrible ass of themselves in the future. I’m only here to help people like “Kanye West” said on The Jay Leno Show (when he said he was going to go on a break to mourn the loss of his mother THEN announced the next day he was going on tour w/ Lady Gaga.) You know what?? Kanye West “is NOT OK.

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REALITY is WAY WORSE THAN ANY TELEVISION SHOW!!

Posted in ITZ NOT OK with tags , , , , , , , , on June 8, 2009 by invazion

I watch my fair share of CSI’s, NYPD’s, Fast Lane’s and such other television shows. I find them rather intriguing and highly insightful. These are the kinds of shows that give me the knowledge to NEVER attempt a horrific crime. You are going to get caught. One way or another, you’re going to get caught. That isn’t the point of this blog entry. The purpose of this blog entry is to simply say reality is WAAAAY worse than any television drama series, period.

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I also spend an extravagant amount of time watching shows like The First 48, Crime 360 and 15 Most Shocking….. That said, “reality” is crazy man. There isn’t a show in the world that is deeper than reality. I mean have you ever seen 15 Most Shockin Acts of Violence “Gone Postal?”… Shit’s effin C.R.A.Z.Y. y’all. CRAZY.

I mean deranged boy scout leaders’ walkin into schools and shooting a group of children in gym class. I’m talkin crazy people walking into McDonald’s and shooting up kids eating happy meals and mothers execution style. Did i mention the psycho who walked into a church and started shooting at innocent christians. I’m not joking. That was just 15 to 11. I haven’t even seen the top ten yet. Absolutely wicked!

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I’m not telling you this because I’m interested in murdering people. I’ve never shot a gun in my life and don’t plan to unless I ABBZolutely have to. I’m telling you this because the world is full of complete madness and all of you need to know and be aware. I don’t want to scare you by any means, but I do think it’s extremely important to speak on it. Shit’s crazy.

just, B.YONEST a day in the life SB09 Day 7 EP 17

Posted in B.YONEST, ITZ NOT OK, SPRINGBREAK 09 with tags , , , , , , , , , on May 27, 2009 by invazion

After a barrage of requests and questions pertaining to the rest of the SPRINGBREAK episodes?  We decided to put a few more up…  over the next few weeks we will continue the postings…COMEDY for the people by the people!

ANOTHER TSHIRT DESIGN: ITZ NOT OK!!!!

Posted in B.YONEST, T-SHIRTZ with tags , , , , on December 18, 2008 by invazion

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LETZBYONEST #9: ITZ NOT OK!!

Posted in B.YONEST, LETZBYONEST with tags , , , , , on December 3, 2008 by invazion

LETZBYONEST:

logoletzb2IM LEAVIN MY OLDER BROTHER’S CRIB THIS MORNING ON MY WAY TO THE RV SPOT WITH “CRACK”, RIGHT?!!! NOW ON THE CORNER OF HIS STREET/COMPLEX THINGAMIJIGGER IS A HOSPITAL. NEW ASS LOOKIN HOSPITAL WITH A HELICOPTER ON THE ROOF AND SHIT.. THIZ IZ GILBERT, ARIZONA. KINDA NEW, BUT DEVELOPING INTO SOMETHING SPECIAL. ANYWAY, ANYWAY, WE ARE DRIVING PAST THE HOSPITAL (I HOPE THE PICTURE IM PAINTING IS ENOUGH IMAGERY FOR EVERYONE) WHEN I SEE A DUDE SMOKING A CIGARETTE.

IM THE FIRST MU FUCKA TO UNDERSTAND A NIGGA HAS A VICE OR WHATEVER IT MAY BE. THE CRAZY THING ABOUT THIS IS…… THE MU FUCKA WAS WEARING SCRUBS, SO HE OBVIOUSLY WORKED THERE AND THE MU itnotok_2FUCKA WAS A COMPLETE FAT ASS. MY QUESTION IS WHAT DOES THIS SAY FOR THE HOSPITAL? IT SAYS…… WE ALLOW OUR STAFF TO BE UNFIT, WE HAVE A SMOKING IS OKAY CODE AND WE DONT MIND SMELLING LIKE SMOKE WHEN WE HELP YOU..

ITZ FUCKIN BULLSHIT. WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT MY DENTIST TO HAVE YELLOW ASS TEETH?? WHY WOULD I WANT MY ACCOUNTANT TO BE A NIGGA KNOWN FOR STEALIN MONEY? ITZ THE SAME FUCKIN THING. WE NEED TO HOLD PEOPLE ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS. YOU WANNA SMOKE CIGARETTES AND BE A FAT ASS, COOL.. BUT BE A FUCKIN PLUMBER THEN. NOT A MU FUCKIN “FUCKFACE” THAT WORKS IN A HOSPITAL. ITZ GROSS AND UNSANITARY… IM B.YONEST AND IM OUT..

ANONYMOUZ

LETZBYONEST #3: McDONALDS, WENDY’S, BURGER KING, ETC: YUCK NASTY

Posted in B.YONEST, LETZBYONEST with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 31, 2008 by invazion

LETZBYONEST:

logoletzb2AMERICA IS FULL OF FAT ASSES. ONE MORE TIME… AMERICA IS FULL OF FAT ASSES. I WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE YESTERDAY AND SAW MORE FAT ASS PEOPLE THAN NORMAL, HEALTHY LOOKING INDIVIDUALS. EVERY AISLE I WALKED DOWN HAD AT LEAST 4 FAT ASS ALIENS; MAYBE 2 HEALTHY FIT HUMANS.

fat_kidI UNDERSTAND WHOLE FOODS IS THE GROCERY/SPECIALTY STORE FOR HEALTH FREAKS, BUT SO WHAT. WHEN I WALK IN KROGER I SHOULDN’T BE APPAULED BECAUSE EVERYONE IN THERE IS A “FAT ASS” WITH 2 “FAT ASS KIDS” FOLLOWING THEM. WHAT DO I BLAME??? BESIDES LAZY, COMPLACENT, IRRITATED WITH REALITY PARENTS… I BLAME FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS.(picure above right is a little boy eating @ mcdonalds. entitled fat boy on google…I’M JUST SAYIN…)

DON’T GET ME WRONG PEOPLE , PLEASE.. I LOVE A TACO FROM TACO BELL MORE THAN THE NEXT MAN. I EAT MY FAIR SHARE OF DOUBLE STACKS FROM WENDYS AND IF YOU THINK I DON’T SMASH ON APPLE PIES FROM McDONALDS, YOU ARE AN IDIOT. (2 for a dollar, HELLO.) THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND I, YOU WONDER?

  • FIRST AND FOREMOST: MY METABOLISM IS SO FUCKIN HIGH IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT I EAT. I KNOW, YOU’RE A HATER.
  • SECONDLY: I WORKOUT. I GO TO THE GYM. I RUN ON A TREADMILL. I PLAY BASKETBALL. I SWEAT, IDIOTS.
  • THIRD: I SMOKE WEED. I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THIS DOES, BUT TRY IT. IT MAY HELP YOU LIKE IT HELPS ME. SMOKE WEED, EVERYDAY!

images-3IT’S EXTREMELY DISGUSTING TO SEE A MAN IN THE BURGER KING DRIVE THRU WHO COULD BARELY FIT IN HIS DRIVER SEAT. HIS NECK WAS SWEATING LIKE A MAN RUNNING A MARATHON IN A FAT SUIT. HIS CHOLESTEROL LEVELS HAD TO BE SO HIGH. THE CRAZY THING IS HE STILL SPENT 12 MINUTES IN THE DRIVE THRU LINE INSTEAD OF GETTING OUT OF HIS CAR AND WALKING IN. HIS FOOD WOULD’VE BEEN READY MUCH QUICKER. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN HIS ONLY EXERCISE FOR THE DAY; WALKING INTO THE RESTAURANT. AMAZING, HUH?

ltfTHE WORSE PART IS NONE OF HIS IMMEDIATE FRIENDS OR FAMILY HAVE TOLD HIM “GET YOUR FAT ASS TO A GYM BEFORE YOU DON’T MAKE IT ANOTHER YEAR.” I’M JUST SAYIN.

IF OUR FRIENDS ARE ALCOHOLICS, WE DO WHATEVER WE CAN TO ASSIST THEM IN QUITTING SUCH AN ACT. IF THEY ARE ADDICTED TO METH, WE AGAIN DO WHATEVER WE COULD TO MAKE THEM PUSH THAT DEMON TO THE SIDE. WHY IS AN ADDICTION TO  FOOD ANY DIFFERENT. YOUR FRIENDS SHOULD BE JUST AS ASHAMED AS YOU ARE EVERY MORNING YOU STARE IN THE MIRROR. SOMEONE NEEDZ TO TELL YOU “ITZ NOT OK!” WHY NOT ME… STOP STUFFING YOUR FACES. INSTEAD, STUFF GYM BAGS WITH CLOTHES, DEODORANT AND A JUMP ROPE. THE REST IS IN YOUR HANDS, FAT PEOPLE.. KEEP IT MOVIN

ANONYMOUZ

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