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B.YONEST NEWZ: WEEKEND RE-CAP IN SPORTS

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 8, 2009 by invazion

What a weekend in sporting events. Tiger Woods, NBA basketball, Brett Favre and much other madness took place this weekend.. READ BELOW!!!

  • The Lakers put the finishing touches on Orlando (101-96) in game two to take a commanding 2-0 lead. The Magic gave the Lakers all they could handle, but I’m afraid that series is officially….O.V.E.R.!!
  • Brett Favre underwent arthoscopic surgery on his right shoulder. Is this fool really going to attempt to touch a football field still? Apparently this fool is extensively serious about his return to the NFL and the Minnesota Vikings.
  • Roger Federer won his 14th Major Tennis Event, The French Open, on his way to tennis supremacy with Pete Sampras. Congratulations, Roger.
  • Tiger Woods came from four strokes down in the Final Round of the Memorial Tournament, in Muirfield, Ohio. Typical T.I.G.E.R.
  • Shaquille O’Neal, the original “Superman” can’t stop running his mouth about Dwight Howard.

“I can’t be impressed by something I invented in ’92,” O’Neal told Sports Illustrated last month. “I mean, you look at what he is doing, I’ve been there and done that. … Until he wins three, four championships, then we can talk about him. But right now, he is just like every other big guy.

Damn Shaq. That’s rude. True? Yes, but rude as shit. Let the man live. NO, he’s not Superman because he doesn’t have the rings, but I understand his (Dwight Howard) compassion to be the best center ever. It’s going to take some time “Big D.” Some serious time.  ALL HAIL!!

ANONYMOUZ

B.YONEST-ly….WE NEED HELP!

Posted in B.YONEST, B.YONEST NEWZ, MUZIK with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 2, 2009 by invazion

Zak and I just blasted a 6 month internship on the road as most of you know. We met incredible people and experienced more shiz in that time period than most of you will see in a lifetime. NO disrespect. We won, we lost and learned a great deal of madness about the world we live in. One thing we learned is we need help.. It’s a crazy illusion out here. Record labelz aren’t just “signing” people anymore and it is a DEFINITE “DO IT YOURSELF” kinda bizness. Thus, WE NEED HELP.

Ideaz?? What you got? We hit the road. We created 200 remixes last year. We started a facebook, myspace, twitter, datpiff, ohiohiphop, wordpress and every other “internet” medium we could possibly think of. We put a stage on top of our truck, drove around and spit in every major city, excluding NYC. We finished an album and put up THREE websites for people to visit, join and add input on ANYTHING. Check em out! WE NEED HELP!

Financially, we need some assistance. Its no deep dark secret. The industry costs a great deal of money to continue and prosper at the same level(s) of “industry competitiion. (for lack of better term.) For assistance, The Silence Iz Broken (my album available on byonestmuzik.com) costs about 5 thousand dollars to complete. Pharrell Williams and Polow Da Don charge up to 500,000 dollars for a beat. My album costs one percent of a beat charge for an Industry Producer.  THUS, WE NEED HELP!!!

Imagine what the hell B.YONEST could do with a freakin’ 1 million dollar album budget?

THIS IS A WAAAY BETTER OPPORTUNITY THAN THE STOCK MARKET OR ANY BANK YOU COULD PUT YOUR MONEY IN. I’M JUST SAYIN.. HAHAHA!!

Most of you have heard the music by now and know “someone” with some extra cheddar. If you believe B.YONEST is nicer than most emcees you hear, ask around for me. Find some dough for us and keep a portion for yourself!

Industry Connections. WE NEED HELP! Zak and I go hard and we exhaust ourselves thinking of people we know who know people in the “INDUSTRY.” You know someone? WE NEED HELP! We are only two people, but i’m sure some of you know some people who know some people we dont know. Feel me? This opportunity for us all is truly one phone call away. As soon as we get a sit down meeting with a person (who can make a decision) and they hear me spit, IT’S A WRAP. Not conceited, it’s just the T-RUTH (pronounced tee-ruth). An email, phone number, title, A&R, website, blog or anything CREDIBLE you can think of and hand over…. We appreciate it because WE NEED HELP.. Im clownin!

Showz…for profit! WE NEED HELP! Performing for free is ridiculous. Would you give your best effort on your “job” for free? Probably NOT. Thus, if anyone needs an opening act, party performer, background noize, etc, for profit, let us know. We will t-ravel (pronounced tee-ravel) a pretty far way (i think we’ve proven) for a good time with great people. You guys hear anything. let us know! Why? Well because WE NEED HELP! A booking agent would be cool too!

Lastly, Support! WE NEED HELP! It’s very easy to get caught up in the lives we live. All a person truly needs sometimes is a little empathy. Just to know they are doing the right things, they aren’t as bad as everyone says and to keep movin’ Support is crucial for anyone especially a fool who challenges the waves of normality and takes a giant leap of “faith” that it’s gonna all be aiight!! So for Zak and myself if you cant give ideas, money, industry connections or show info.. JUST THROW US A LITTLE POSITIVE “CHI.” thanks and we’ll be in touch!

B.YONEST

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81st ANNUAL ACADEMY AWARDS: “OSCARS” the GROUCH!!

Posted in B.YONEST with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 23, 2009 by invazion

AND THE WINNER IS….. another B.O.R.I.N.G. CEREMONY….

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WELL PEOPLES. I DONT KNOW WHERE TO START WHEN IT COMES TO THIS ACADEMY AWARDS SHIT. I FELL ASLEEP SO MANY TIMES ITS RIDICULOUS.

FAMOUS ACTORS AND ACTRESSES. GORGEOUS DRESSES RENTED AND/OR BORROWED FOR THE EVENING. HUGH JACKMAN HOSTING WHILE DELIVERING A WONDERFUL SHOW. I GUESS IT’S YOUR TYPICAL ACADEMY AWARD MADNESS.

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THIS YEARS’ ACADEMY AWARDS SEEMED TO BE A SUCCESS. BORING AS SHIT, BUT A SUCCESS. JENNIFER ANISTON CROSSING PATHS WITH BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA. BILL MAHER PLUGGING HIS PERSONAL DOCUMENTARY OF THE YEAR. NOTHING TOO EXTRAVAGANT TO WRITE ABOUT, BUT I CAN TELL YOU WHAT I DID LEARN WHILE WATCHING THE 81ST ACADEMY AWARDS….

  • I HAVE NO SEEN ENOUGH MOVIES THIS YEAR AT ALL. THERE WERE 5 MOVIES UP FOR BEST PICTURE AND IVE SEEN ZERO OF THEM
  • THE ACADEMY AWARDS IS A BORING ASS CEREMONY
  • THEY HAVE WAY TOO MANY BULLSHIT MUSICAL ESCAPADES
  • ALICIA KEYS IS NOT ATTRACTIVE. SHE’S JUST NOT. B.U.S.T.E.D.
  • NICOLE KIDMAN IS STILL PALE AND KATE WINSLET IS HOT DUDE

meryl-streep_lJUST A FEW THINGS I PICKED UP ON TONIGHT. MERYL STREEP HAS BEEN NOMINATED FIFTEEN FREAKIN TIMES FOR AN AWARD. WHAT THE SHIT? HUGH JACKMAN LINKED MERYL TO THE CURRENT STEROID BUZZ. A WOMAN WHO RECEIVES FIFTEEN NOMINATIONS HAS TO BE ON ENHANCEMENTS. HAS TO BE. THE MOVIES THAT RECEIVED THE MOST ACCOLADES….

  • CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON-BRAD PITT
  • THE DARK KNIGHT-HELL YEAH HEATH LEDGER
  • SLUMDOG VILLLAGE-MOVIE OF THE YEAR
  • MILK-CONGRATULATIONS SEAN PENN
  • THE READER-CONGRATULATIONS KATE WINSLET

ALL IN ALL, IT WAS A PRETTY STANDARD AWARDS CEREMONY. IF I WASNT A WRITER OF CELEBRITY NEWZ, I WOULDN’T HAVE WATCHED PAST THE FIRST 20 MINUTES. SINCE THIS HAS BECOME MY JOB THOUGH…. LONG LIVE THE ACADEMY AWARDS… B.O.R.I.N.G.

ANONYMOUZ (OSCARS the GROUCH)

PS. DID I MENTION I NEED TO SEE MORE FUCKIN MOVIES. IM WAAAAY OUT OF THE MOVIE LOOP…

Best Actress: Kate Winslet, The Reader
Best Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Best Actor: Sean Penn, Milk
Best Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight

PSS. I COULD MENTION A MILLION THINGS I NOTICED LAST NIGHT, BUT I WAS SO EFFIN BORED TAKIN NOTES I DECIDED.. FUCK IT. EQUAL RIGHTS TO THE “GAYS.” NO PROMO PRODUCTIONS..

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B.YONEST UPDATE: IT’Z BEEN A SERIEZ OF EVENTZ

Posted in B.YONEST with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 15, 2009 by invazion

ATTENTION, ATTENTION:

WE HAVE OFFICIALLY SUPER DUPER KICKED IT THE LAST 11 DAYZ.. KEEP UP NIGGAZ.. I WOULD TAKE U BACK FARTHER BUT I DONT THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT. HERE WE GO FUCKERZ

JANUARY 3RD, WE WERE IN PHOENIX @ THE ARIZONA CARDINAL FOOTBALL GAME. WE PERFORMED OFF THE STAGE AND THREW CD’S AT THE CROWD. MOVING ON, JANUARY 5TH, STILL IN PHOENIX.. WE WENT TO THE FIESTA BOWL. (OHIO STATE VS. TEXAS) I BEAT UP AN OLD WHITE DUDE AS MOST OF YOU KNOW.

JANUARY 7TH,  WE HELD A SEMINAR IN FRONT OF 900 CHILDREN OF THE FBLA (FUTURE BUSINESS LEADERS of AMERICA, STUPIDZ). YEAH I BEAT UP AN OLD WHITE DUDE 2 DAYZ BEFORE. HAD TO DO IT. WE DROVE TO LAS VEGAS THE NEXT DAY. WE GOT STALKED FOR 2 DAYZ, OF COURSE CUZ WE HAVE A WEEZLE FACE ASS HOLE STALKER DUDE. SATURDAY, JANUARY 10TH, WE WERE AT THE AVN AWARDS, ACTING LIKE PERVERTED IDIOTZ. YEAH WE DID SOME AFTER HOURS’n AND GOT SUPER DUPER WET ON THE PORNO CHICKS TAB.

JANUARY 12TH, WE WENT TO THE AKON CONCERT IN LAS VEGAS. FREE TICKETS TO THE NIGHTCLUB JET INSIDE THE IRAGE. HOW COULD WE SAY NO TO FREE TICKETS? WOULD YOU. JUST AS A SIDENOTE, DID I MENTION 1/2 OF US STAYED IN THE WYNN THE WHOLE TIME WE WERE THERE PRACTICALLY. MOVING ON, JANUARY 13TH WE DROVE BACK TO LOS ANGELES AND BY 2PM WE WERE AT THE BEACH. I WOULD TELL YOU OUR NEXT MOVE, BUT YOU KNOW MY MOTTO……..

“NEVER TELL ‘EM WHAT I THINK IM BOUT TO DID, I DO IT FIRST..”

IT DEFINITELY INCLUDES THE OTHER OCEAN (YEAH THE ATLANTIC) YOU CAN FEEL FREE TO FILL IN THE REST, BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW WE WORK EXTENSIVELY TO MAKE MUTHA FUCKAZ “GET IT.” WE DRIVE THIS THING, WE RAP, WE WORKOUT, WE ARE ON OUR COMPUTER FOR HOURZ ON END. WE GRIND PEOPLEZ… CATCH UP IF YOU CAN. I MEAN YOU CANT, BUT CATCH UP IF YOU CAN…. SEE YOU IN THE REARVIEW, FUCKERZ..

ANONYMOUZ

B.YONEST NEWZ: SNEEKERZ HAZ BEGUN. WATCH YOUR EVERYTHING!!!

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , , , , on January 12, 2009 by invazion

bnewzlogoBEWARE FUCKERZ… SNEEKERZ HAZ BEGUN. WHAT’S SNEEKERZ, YOU ASK? ITZ THE MOST RIDICULOUS GAME/EVENT CREATED SINCE, WHO FUCKIN KNOWZ. IM GONNA GIVE YOU A BRIEF SYNOPSIS AND YOU TAKE IT FROM THERE.

IMAGINE NEVER PAYING TO GET IN THE CLUB. IMAGINE RECEIVING VIP TOP SERVICE @ EVERY EVENT, EVERY TIME. IMAGINE WATCHING YOUR FAVORITE FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL TEAMZ LIVE “FOR FREE.” OKAY, OKAY IT SOUNDS A LITTLE OBERWHELMING IM SURE, BUT SNEEKERZ WILL HELP YOU MAKE IT HAPPEN.

OVER THE NEXT FEW MONTHS, MY HOMIE ZAK AND I ARE GOING TO WORK DILIGENTLY IN LOS ANGELES, PHOENIX, LAS VEGAS AND SURROUNDING CITIES “SNEEKING” OUR ASSEZ IN EVERY AND ANYTHING. GAMES, EVENTS, PARTIES, ORGIES..FUCK IT, WE WANT IN. NOT ONLY DO WE WANT IN, BUT WE WANT THE “IN.” AZ WE FINAGEL OUR WAYZ INTO THEZE AWESOME SITUATIONS, WE WILL DOCUMENT, VIDEO AND UPDATE TO YOU ALL HOW WE DID IT; ALLOWING YOU TO UTILIZE OUR TOOLZ TO SUCCESS

GET YOURSELF AN ALIAS FIRST AND FOREMOST. WE NEVER WANT THE PEOPLE AT THE DOOR (corny ass, stupid door dorks) TO KNOW OUR REAL NAMEZ.. COME ON.. CALL ME “ANONYMOUZ”. MY PARTNER IN CRIME IZ “CRACK.” WE ARE THE FIRST OFFICIAL SNEEKERZ AND WE CANT WAIT TO EXPAND OUR VENTURES TO THE REST OF THE PUBLIC. STAY TUNED HOMIEZ. SNEEKERZ COMING SOON….

ANONYMOUZ (the original SNEEKER

LETZBYONEST #14: EVERYONE WANTZ 2 BE A RAPPER!

Posted in B.YONEST, LETZBYONEST with tags , , , , on December 12, 2008 by invazion

logoletzb2LETZBYONEST…

IN A DAY FULL OF HIGH ADVANCED CELLULAR DEVICES, 326 WEED STRAINS AND BLACK PREZIDENTS, THE ONE THING THAT SEEMS THE MOST PREVALENT IZ RAPPERZ. EVERY “HOOD” YOU GO TO, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA TO PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND, HAS ELEVENDEIGHT RAPPERZ. WHITE, BLACK, INDONESIAN, CHINEZE; IT DOEZNT MATTER. RAPPER, RAPPER, RAPPER..

97 PERCENT OF THEM ARE RETARDED HIGH SCHOOL DROP OUTS THAT HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THEIR TIME THAN SELL DRUGZ, BUY AN MPC 3000, A FUCKIN MOTIF (OR SOME STUPID SHIT), PRO TOOLS, SET UP A BOOTH IN THEIR CLOZET AND NOW THEY’RE A PRODUCTION/RAPPER COMPANY.

TAKE A NOTE FROM B.YONEST, IDIOTZ. YOU, YOUR FRIENDZ, YOUR COUZIN AND YOUR ALIEN FRIEND FROM AROUND THE WAY…. YOU’RE NOT A FUCKIN RAPPER. YOU DONT SIT IN FRONT OF A WINDOW AND DREAM OF THE DAY YOU SELL OUT NATIONWIDE ARENA. YOU DONT CRY WITH EMOTION EVERYTIME YOU TALK, THINK OR VIZUALIZE YOUSELF SPITTIN IN THE STUDIO. THIZ IZN’T A FUCKIN GAME. IT MAY BE CALLED THE “RAP GAME” BUT DONT TAKE THAT SO LITERALLY, FUCK FACEZ.

THIZ IZ AN ART, A BUSINESS, A CRAFT AND FOR SOME ITZ A BRAND. YOU WACK ASS, RETARDED FUCKIN HALF ASS DISREGARDED NIGGAZ SATURATE THE MUZIK INDUSTRY TO A POINT THAT NIGGAZ WONT EVEN TAKE “FREE” MUZIK ON THE STREETZ CUZ THEY SCARED IT B.L.O.W.Z.

FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU’VE DONE TO FUCK UP HIP HOP. THANKS, FAG!

B.YONEST..

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