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B.YONEST NEWZ: Heidi Montag nude in Playboy? I DONT THINK SO!

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , , , on August 11, 2009 by invazion

The highly anticipated Playboy Issue featuring Heidi Montag, fake celebrity of The Hills, is due for release this Friday. Yes, Playboy is know for it’s nudity of Celebrities, Stars and beautiful women, but number ONE… Heidi is none of these things and number TWO… I don’t believe she will be nude in the magazine. We’ll soon see. I will admit. The cover is A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. GEE WILLIKERZ!!!!

ANONYMOUZ..

MORE B.YONEST NEWS HERE.. (GREAT MEGAN FOX ARTICLE..)

PS. I RECANT MY STATEMENT. SHE’S HOT.. SHE’S REALLY, REALLY HOT.. MORE 2 COME!!

AUBREY O’DAY IN PLAYBOY: DO YOU MISS DANITY KANE??

Posted in B.YONEST with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 23, 2009 by invazion

AUBREY O’DAY’S PLAYBOY PICTURES ARE OFFICIALLY READY FOR THE PUBIC ( I MEAN PUBLIC.) THEY LOOK GOOD. I MEAN, DAMN GOOD..

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APPARENTLY, SHE’S A LESBIAN AS WELL. SHE BEEN KICKIN IT WITH JENNA JAMESON AND ADINA HOWARD. NOW’S SHE’S A SEXXY MUFFDIVER. CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU AUBREY.. MY NAME IS ANONYMOUZ AND I APPROVE THAT MESSAGE.. WANNA SEE MORE PIXXX..?? ME TOO..

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MORE PIXXX?? OKAY..

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I CANT HELP BUT DO THEM FULL SIZE.. THE BITCH IZ AMAZING.. GEESH!!

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SERIOUSLY, AUBREY! 1 MORE..

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FEEL FREE TO ADD YOU INPUT ON THESE WONDERFUL PICTURES.. AUBREY CLAIMED ON THE RADIO THIS MORNING (97.9 WNCI) SHE RECEIVED MORE MONEY FROM PLAYBOY THAN IN THE WHOLE 3 YEAR CAREER WITH BAD BOY RECORDS.

DIDDY WAS KEEPIN LIKE 75 PERCENT OF OUR MONEY. I MADE MORE MONEY ON THIS PLAYBOY SHOOT THAN EVER WITH BAD BOY.”

SHE DID IT FOR THE MONEY (enjoy!)

THAT AINT THE 1ST TIME WE’VE HEARD THAT ABOUT PUFFY, RGHT? CONGRATULATIONS AUBREY OH! KEEP EATIN THE VAJ..

ANONYMOUZ

SUPERBOWL SUNDAY HAS LOST SOME LUSTER..

Posted in B.YONEST with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 1, 2009 by invazion

images-1IS IT ME OR DOES SUPER BOWL SUNDAY FEEL A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN MOST. THE PARTIES AREN’T AS EXCITING. THE LEAD UP WASNT EVEN THAT BIG OF A DEAL THIS YEAR. I HAD A GREAT TIME WATCHING THE FOOTBALL SEASON, BUT FOR SOME REASON LeBRON PLAYING THE DETROIT PISTONS IS JUST AS EXCITING TO ME.

Steelers Cardinals FootballIM PRETTY SURE IF YOU ASK STEELERS OR CARDINALS FANS, THEY’LL CALL ME CRAZY AND SAY THE HYPE IS JUST AS PREVELANT AS PAST YEARS. TO THAT I SAY….

“WHY DID PLAYBOY AND GENERAL MOTORS CANCEL THEIR PARTIES THIS YEAR THEN?” I GUESS IT COULD BE THE “DRAW.” ARIZONA VS PITTSBURGH SOUNDS LIKE A DEFINITE BLOWOUT ON PAPER, BUT WE’LL SOON SEE. I THINK IM MOST EXCITED ABOUT SEEING JENNIFER HUDSON SING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER, TRUTHFULLY. THAT WOMAN HAS BEEN THROUGH THE ULTIMATE MADNESS. TO HAVE THE STRENGHT, DESIRE AND WILL TO STEP UP ON THE BIGGEST STAGE IN THE WORLD AND DO THIS IS AMAZING. IT’S LIKE HER WAY OF SAYING “IM GONNA BE OK.” MUCH RESPECT JENNIFER..

HOPEFULLY THERE WILL BE A SOMEWHAT HUMOROUS COMMERCIAL OR SOME ALL STAR CLIP/HIGHLIGHT TO REMIND ME WHY THE SUPER BOWL IS AND WILL REMAIN THE MOST WATCHED SPORTING EVENT, EVER. I HOPE KURT WARNER DOES SOMETHING HE’S NOT SUPPOSED TO. AN EIGHTY YARD TOUCHDOWN RUN, MAYBE? IM GONNA BUY MYSELF A BAG OF CHIPS, A GYRO AND SOME WATER, KICK MY FEET UP AND WATCH FOOTBALL.. GO NFL, GIVE US A GOOD GAME. WINNER? WHO CARES? GO COLTZ FUCKERZ…

ANONYMOUZ

LETZBYONEST #1: CELEBRITY “SEX TAPEZ” RULE…

Posted in B.YONEST, LETZBYONEST with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 30, 2008 by invazion

LETZBYONEST:

images-11“HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITYizm” IZ THE 2ND MOST ADDICTING THING TO MANKIND ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB NEXT TO PORN. WE ALL HAVE A HOW MANY 13 TO 75 YEAR OLD PERVERTS, INCLUDING MYSELF, SEARCH FOR WAYS TO SEE AS MANY NAKED WOMEN AS POSSIBLE, EVERYDAY. CHAT ROOMS, VIP SITES AND USELESS JUNK SITES (along with so many sites i couldn’t even begin to name four percent of them) SPEND COUNTLESS AMOUNTS OF HOURZ VIDEOING AND UPLOADING SCENE AFTER SCENE OF FUCKING, BLOWING AND SQUIRTING.. IT’S MAGIC,

1_thumb_paris_hilton_nude_2MEANWHILE, WE PATHETIC MORTALS SIT AROUND AND WATCH “ACCESS HOLLYWOOD” AND “ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT” WONDERING WHAT EVERY “REALITY CELEBRITY” IS DOING WITH THEIR PERSONAL LIVES. WHAT CLUB IS BRITNEY VISITING IN PARIS? WHAT NEW “BOY TOY” IS PARIS PARADING AROUND WITH; NOT TO MENTION HER SPECIAL BFF. LINDSAY LOHAN AND SAMANTHA RONSON ARE ON CONSTANT ROTATION ON EVERY LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW. JOKES AND SPOOFS, GALORE; MY BLOG INCLUDED. THUS, TAKE SEXXY CELEBRITIES, MAKE A PORN WITH THEM AND UPDATE IT ON THE WEB. YOU HAVE THE COOLEST PHENOMENON, EVER!! CELEBRITY SEX TAPES…..

NAME A FEMALE CELEBRITY. OKAY, PICK ANOTHER ONE NOW. GOOGLE HER NAME. NOW, GOOGLE HER NAME AND ADD NUDE NEXT TO IT. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU WILL FIND. PURE AMAZEMENT, I ASSUME. IT’S FUCKIN SPECTACULAR. REMEMBER THE GIRL FROM AMERICAN PIE? ALYSON HANNIGAN, I BELIEVE.

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SEX TAPE… YEAH SHE TOOK IT ON CAMERA AND “SOMEHOW” IT GOT LEAKED TO THE PUBIC, OOPS, I MEAN THE PUBLIC. KIM KARDASHIAN AND RAY J.. SEXTAPE. LINDSAY LOHAN, BRITNEY SPEARS. SEX TAPE. SEX TAPE. FUCKIN DUSTIN DIAMOND aka “SCREECH” FROM THE HIT SHOW “SAVED BY THE BELL” HAS A SEXTAPE. ANYONE PEEPED OUT THE ABI TITMUSS JOINTS; MUST SEE, AMERICA. MUST SEE.

I AKNOWLEDGE THAT IT IS A PUBLICITY STUNT 9/10 TIMES, BUT I DON’T THINK ANY OF US GIVE TWO SHITS. THE FANTASY OF BEING NAKED WITH MEGAN FOX DEFINITELY MAKES MY DICK HARD. (well done Brian Austin Green; watch you back brotha.. i love  your woman…) TELL ME YOU DON’T HAVE A SECRET CRUSH ON SOME FEMALE CELEBRITY FROM BACK IN THE DAY. HELLO, SAMANTHA MICELLI IS SUPER DUPER SEXXY, STILL. (that’s Alissa Milano for all you idiots. Who’s The Boss, Duh).

OF COURSE, I CHECK TMZ, THE SUPERFICIAL AND BYONESTINVAZION TO SEE THE “NORMAL” CELEBRITY BUSINESS. ON THE OTHER HAND, (i use my left; it feels like someone’s doing it for me that way.) I WANNA SEE NAKED SLUTS, PERIOD. CHECK BASHFULMONKEY.COM FOR ME AND TELL ME HOW MUCH FUN YOU HAVE. PAY SITES MAKE AN ASS LOAD (no pun intended… okay, a little bit) OF MONEY OFF CARMEN ELECRA’S VAGINA. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW..

nude_4IN CLOSING STATEMENTS I SAY: MAKE MORE SEX TAPES! WE DISGUSTING SNAKE YANKERS DESERVE AND NEED THAT MADNESS. BEYONCE, GET IT DONE. I HEARD FERGIE GOT DOWN WITH CHICKS. WELL DO US ALL A FAVOR “GLAMOROUS GIRL.” CALL UP ONE OF YOUR GIRLS FROM BACK IN THE DAY, FLY HER TO YOUR PRIVATE CONDO IN LOS SCANDOLOUS. DRINK ON SOME WINE FOR A WHILE AND GET IT DONE.. LONG LIVE “CELEBRITY” SEX TAPES.

ANONYMOUZ

PS. I DO DRUGS. I WANT TO ADD THAT DISCLAIMER SO YOU UNDERSTAND MY BRAIN DOESN’T THINK THIS WAY ON ITZ OWN!