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MY NAME IS B.YONEST and I LOVE PORN.

Posted in B.YONEST with tags , , , , , , , , on May 20, 2009 by invazion

I CANT LIE. I DO. I LOVE PORN. I WONT SAY I’M AN ADDICT, BUT… WELL FUCK THAT I WILL SAY I’M AN ADDICT. LMAO.. THERE AN INCREDIBLE THINGS TO LEARN FROM PORN. THINGS, POSITIONS, STYLES AND WAYS BEYOND ME. I REMEMBER THE 1ST TIME I TOUCHED A CLITORIS AND IT SQUIRTED. LIKE HOLY SHIT BALLZ. THAT REALLY HAPPENS, HUH? THUS, I LOVE PORN. (pictures below from www.REALITYKINGS.com)

I LEARNED IT FROM PORN. HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR “WHERE THE BOYS AREN’T 14 FEAT. BRIANA BANKS, JENNA JAMESON, RAYLENE AND MANY MANY MORE, I STILL MAY NOT KNOW HOW TO RUB A CLITORIS THE CORRECT WAY. MOST OF YOU ARE READING THIS, LAUGHING YOU ASSES OFF AND THE REST OF YOU IS READING THIS THINKING THIS FUCKIER IS DISGUSTING AND THAT’S FINE. YOU WONT CHANGE MY DISCRETION AND APPETITE FOR THE LOVE OF PORN.

AGAIN, MY NAME IS B.YONEST AND I LOVE PORN. LONG LIVE PORN… ALL HAIL..

ANONYMOUZ..

ps… this article was just a little spoof due to the Marey Carey Article. if i offeneded anyone, GOOD. For a more G RATED “B.YONEST INVAZION” go HERE..

LETZBYONEST #27: “ITZ NOT OK” THE SPRING BREAK ’09 EDITION

Posted in ITZ NOT OK, LETZBYONEST with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 18, 2009 by invazion

LETZBYONEST..

logoletzb2SPRING BREAK IS THE PERFECT TIME TO LET LOOSE AND FEEL FREE. WHETHER YOU’RE A FRESHMAN DOWN FOR YOUR FIRST SPRING BREAK XXXXPERIENCE, A SUPER SENIOR HERE FOR ONE OF YOUR LAST OR AN OLD ASS MAN WHO JUST WANTS TO LOOK AT SLUTS (ie. RYAN STETLER), GET YOUR FREAK ON PLAYERS. I LOVE THE AVERAGE SEXXY WHITE BITCH MORE THAN THE NEXT MAN, BUT THESE FAT ASS BITCHES WALKIN AROUND IN TWO PIECE BIKINIS WITH 12 STOMACHS AND A MULE ATTACHED TO THIER RIBCAGES, IS NOT OK.. “ITZ NO OK.”

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THEY’RE EVERYWHERE TOO. FOR EVERYWHERE 2 GIRLS WALKING AROUND IN SOMETHING THEY “DESERVE” TO BE IN, THERE ARE ELEVENDEIGHTY NASTY, FAT ,RETARDED “WHITE TRASHY “NAPPY HEADED BITCHES WALKIN AROUND NEEEEEDING TO BE COVERED UP. SUPER COVERED UP. IT’S GROSS AS FUCK. WHAT THE WORSE THING OF ALL IS… THEIR FRIENDS DONT TELL THEM “BECKY, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDNT WEAR THAT ONE GIRL.” I WOULD LET MY NIGGAZ KNOW FOR SURE.. PLAYMAKER, THAT’S NOT THE MOVE.

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I UNDERSTAND AND RESPECT A LOVE HANDLE OR A SMALL KANGAROO POUCH (due to periods or beer bloatedness), BUT YOU BITCHES KNOW YOU GOIN ON SPRING BREAK. TAKE YOUR FAT ASS TO A GYM FOR 3 MONTHS PRIOR. IF and WHEN YOU NOTICE THE WEIGHT DIDNT COME OFF, BUY A ONE PIECE AND A BLANKET, SHAMOO.. I’M JUST SAYIN… “ITZ NOT OK.” I REPEAT… “ITZ NOT OK.”

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OCTOMOM offered PORN CONTRACT from VIVID ENTERTAINMENT. NO, SERIOUSLY!

Posted in B.YONEST with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 25, 2009 by invazion

(info and pic from TMZ.com)

SO IT’S A WELL KNOWN FACT THAT SEX SALES, RIGHT?

“RIGHT ANONYMOUZ…”

AND NADYA SULEMAN aka OCTOMOM IS PRETTY FAMOUS AT THIS MOMEMT DUE TO HER CURRENT SITUATIONAL CIR”CUM”STANCES. MIX EM TOGETHER AND U GOT THIZ..

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(info and pic from TMZ.com)

OCTOMOM HAS BEEN OFFERED A 1 MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT TO DO PORN VIDEOS FOR VIVID ENTERTAINMENT. I COULDN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP. ACCORDING TO MY SOURCES, THEY WILL PAY HER FULL BENIFITS AND CHILDREN’S BILLS IF SHE BECOMES A “VIVID GIRL”..

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/0224_octomom_vivid_wm.swf

CLICK THE LINK AN READ FOR YOURSELF.. ITS FUCKIN WEIRD, I KNOW.

B.YONEST UPDATE: IT’Z BEEN A SERIEZ OF EVENTZ

Posted in B.YONEST with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 15, 2009 by invazion

ATTENTION, ATTENTION:

WE HAVE OFFICIALLY SUPER DUPER KICKED IT THE LAST 11 DAYZ.. KEEP UP NIGGAZ.. I WOULD TAKE U BACK FARTHER BUT I DONT THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT. HERE WE GO FUCKERZ

JANUARY 3RD, WE WERE IN PHOENIX @ THE ARIZONA CARDINAL FOOTBALL GAME. WE PERFORMED OFF THE STAGE AND THREW CD’S AT THE CROWD. MOVING ON, JANUARY 5TH, STILL IN PHOENIX.. WE WENT TO THE FIESTA BOWL. (OHIO STATE VS. TEXAS) I BEAT UP AN OLD WHITE DUDE AS MOST OF YOU KNOW.

JANUARY 7TH,  WE HELD A SEMINAR IN FRONT OF 900 CHILDREN OF THE FBLA (FUTURE BUSINESS LEADERS of AMERICA, STUPIDZ). YEAH I BEAT UP AN OLD WHITE DUDE 2 DAYZ BEFORE. HAD TO DO IT. WE DROVE TO LAS VEGAS THE NEXT DAY. WE GOT STALKED FOR 2 DAYZ, OF COURSE CUZ WE HAVE A WEEZLE FACE ASS HOLE STALKER DUDE. SATURDAY, JANUARY 10TH, WE WERE AT THE AVN AWARDS, ACTING LIKE PERVERTED IDIOTZ. YEAH WE DID SOME AFTER HOURS’n AND GOT SUPER DUPER WET ON THE PORNO CHICKS TAB.

JANUARY 12TH, WE WENT TO THE AKON CONCERT IN LAS VEGAS. FREE TICKETS TO THE NIGHTCLUB JET INSIDE THE IRAGE. HOW COULD WE SAY NO TO FREE TICKETS? WOULD YOU. JUST AS A SIDENOTE, DID I MENTION 1/2 OF US STAYED IN THE WYNN THE WHOLE TIME WE WERE THERE PRACTICALLY. MOVING ON, JANUARY 13TH WE DROVE BACK TO LOS ANGELES AND BY 2PM WE WERE AT THE BEACH. I WOULD TELL YOU OUR NEXT MOVE, BUT YOU KNOW MY MOTTO……..

“NEVER TELL ‘EM WHAT I THINK IM BOUT TO DID, I DO IT FIRST..”

IT DEFINITELY INCLUDES THE OTHER OCEAN (YEAH THE ATLANTIC) YOU CAN FEEL FREE TO FILL IN THE REST, BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW WE WORK EXTENSIVELY TO MAKE MUTHA FUCKAZ “GET IT.” WE DRIVE THIS THING, WE RAP, WE WORKOUT, WE ARE ON OUR COMPUTER FOR HOURZ ON END. WE GRIND PEOPLEZ… CATCH UP IF YOU CAN. I MEAN YOU CANT, BUT CATCH UP IF YOU CAN…. SEE YOU IN THE REARVIEW, FUCKERZ..

ANONYMOUZ

LETZBYONEST #20: THE AVN’z R n VEGAS; I’M N VEGAS..HMMMM!!!

Posted in B.YONEST, LETZBYONEST with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 10, 2009 by invazion

LETZBYONEST:

logoletzb2FIRST AND FOREMOST, IM OFFENDED THAT I CANT GO OUT OF TOWN WITHOUT MY TRACKER RIZING CUZ OF SOME FREAK STALKING “OUR” EVERY MOVE VIA “MY”SPACE AND WORDPRESS. I HAVE FANZ AND FAMILY THAT COME AND VIZIT MY PAGE. I APPRECIATE THAT DEARLY, BUT THIZ FUCKIN WERIDO WHO KEEPZ VIZITING… GET A LIFE, DUDE! YEZ, YOU!

images3MOVING ON, BEING THE PERVERTED WEIRDO THAT I AM WHEN I FOUND OUT THE AVN (the Grammy’s of the Porn Industry) I ALMOST THREW UP ON MYSELF. ALL THIS TIME THAT I SPEND ON MY LAP TOP LOOKING AT NAKED WOMEN IN THE “INDUSTRY.” ALL MY GOALZ AND ASPIRATIONZ MAY FINALLY CUM TRUE TODAY. I DONT WANNA RAP, U IDIOTS. I WANNA MAKE PORNO MOVIEZ WITH FAKED BOOBED WHITE GIRLZ.. MAKES SENSE RIGHT? IM A PORNOGRAPHIST..

I REALIZE ITS NOT THE MOST INTRIUGING FACET FOR SOME OF YOU. I REALIZE AND UNDERSTAND YOU MAY BE APPAULED AT THE THOUGHT OF TWO WOMEN EATING EACHOTHERS ASSES. WELL, “THAT’S WHAT I’M INTO.” I LOVE THE FACT THAT MIA ROSE AND HER OLDER SISTER CHOSE THE PORN INDUSTRY. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THE FACT THEY DO SCENES TOGETHER IZ THE “AWESOMEST” THING SINCE I FOUND OUT ALL PUSSY DIDNT SMELL LIKE FISH. (was that one a little too heavy?)

images-13REALITY KINGS, YOU GUYZ CHANGES MY LIFE. I KNOW NOW THAT EVEN UNATTRACTIVE GUYZ CAN GET PUSSY. FOR LIKE 2 DAYZ, I REALLY BELIVED THAT MILFHUNTER AND CAPTAINSTABBIN WERE REALLY PULLIN ASS. IM SURE THEY DO, BUT I MEANT I THOUGHT THE SCENES WERE REAL. HAIL TO THE PORN ASSOCIATION. HAIL TO THE PORN BAIL OUT. GIVE THOSE FUCKERZ 10 BILLION DOLLARS NEED IT. HAIL HAIL HAIL TO THE AVN (ANOTHER VAGINA NUDE) AWARDZ.. SEE U TONIGHT.

ANONYMOUZ

LETZBYONEST #1: CELEBRITY “SEX TAPEZ” RULE…

Posted in B.YONEST, LETZBYONEST with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 30, 2008 by invazion

LETZBYONEST:

images-11“HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITYizm” IZ THE 2ND MOST ADDICTING THING TO MANKIND ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB NEXT TO PORN. WE ALL HAVE A HOW MANY 13 TO 75 YEAR OLD PERVERTS, INCLUDING MYSELF, SEARCH FOR WAYS TO SEE AS MANY NAKED WOMEN AS POSSIBLE, EVERYDAY. CHAT ROOMS, VIP SITES AND USELESS JUNK SITES (along with so many sites i couldn’t even begin to name four percent of them) SPEND COUNTLESS AMOUNTS OF HOURZ VIDEOING AND UPLOADING SCENE AFTER SCENE OF FUCKING, BLOWING AND SQUIRTING.. IT’S MAGIC,

1_thumb_paris_hilton_nude_2MEANWHILE, WE PATHETIC MORTALS SIT AROUND AND WATCH “ACCESS HOLLYWOOD” AND “ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT” WONDERING WHAT EVERY “REALITY CELEBRITY” IS DOING WITH THEIR PERSONAL LIVES. WHAT CLUB IS BRITNEY VISITING IN PARIS? WHAT NEW “BOY TOY” IS PARIS PARADING AROUND WITH; NOT TO MENTION HER SPECIAL BFF. LINDSAY LOHAN AND SAMANTHA RONSON ARE ON CONSTANT ROTATION ON EVERY LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW. JOKES AND SPOOFS, GALORE; MY BLOG INCLUDED. THUS, TAKE SEXXY CELEBRITIES, MAKE A PORN WITH THEM AND UPDATE IT ON THE WEB. YOU HAVE THE COOLEST PHENOMENON, EVER!! CELEBRITY SEX TAPES…..

NAME A FEMALE CELEBRITY. OKAY, PICK ANOTHER ONE NOW. GOOGLE HER NAME. NOW, GOOGLE HER NAME AND ADD NUDE NEXT TO IT. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU WILL FIND. PURE AMAZEMENT, I ASSUME. IT’S FUCKIN SPECTACULAR. REMEMBER THE GIRL FROM AMERICAN PIE? ALYSON HANNIGAN, I BELIEVE.

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SEX TAPE… YEAH SHE TOOK IT ON CAMERA AND “SOMEHOW” IT GOT LEAKED TO THE PUBIC, OOPS, I MEAN THE PUBLIC. KIM KARDASHIAN AND RAY J.. SEXTAPE. LINDSAY LOHAN, BRITNEY SPEARS. SEX TAPE. SEX TAPE. FUCKIN DUSTIN DIAMOND aka “SCREECH” FROM THE HIT SHOW “SAVED BY THE BELL” HAS A SEXTAPE. ANYONE PEEPED OUT THE ABI TITMUSS JOINTS; MUST SEE, AMERICA. MUST SEE.

I AKNOWLEDGE THAT IT IS A PUBLICITY STUNT 9/10 TIMES, BUT I DON’T THINK ANY OF US GIVE TWO SHITS. THE FANTASY OF BEING NAKED WITH MEGAN FOX DEFINITELY MAKES MY DICK HARD. (well done Brian Austin Green; watch you back brotha.. i love  your woman…) TELL ME YOU DON’T HAVE A SECRET CRUSH ON SOME FEMALE CELEBRITY FROM BACK IN THE DAY. HELLO, SAMANTHA MICELLI IS SUPER DUPER SEXXY, STILL. (that’s Alissa Milano for all you idiots. Who’s The Boss, Duh).

OF COURSE, I CHECK TMZ, THE SUPERFICIAL AND BYONESTINVAZION TO SEE THE “NORMAL” CELEBRITY BUSINESS. ON THE OTHER HAND, (i use my left; it feels like someone’s doing it for me that way.) I WANNA SEE NAKED SLUTS, PERIOD. CHECK BASHFULMONKEY.COM FOR ME AND TELL ME HOW MUCH FUN YOU HAVE. PAY SITES MAKE AN ASS LOAD (no pun intended… okay, a little bit) OF MONEY OFF CARMEN ELECRA’S VAGINA. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW..

nude_4IN CLOSING STATEMENTS I SAY: MAKE MORE SEX TAPES! WE DISGUSTING SNAKE YANKERS DESERVE AND NEED THAT MADNESS. BEYONCE, GET IT DONE. I HEARD FERGIE GOT DOWN WITH CHICKS. WELL DO US ALL A FAVOR “GLAMOROUS GIRL.” CALL UP ONE OF YOUR GIRLS FROM BACK IN THE DAY, FLY HER TO YOUR PRIVATE CONDO IN LOS SCANDOLOUS. DRINK ON SOME WINE FOR A WHILE AND GET IT DONE.. LONG LIVE “CELEBRITY” SEX TAPES.

ANONYMOUZ

PS. I DO DRUGS. I WANT TO ADD THAT DISCLAIMER SO YOU UNDERSTAND MY BRAIN DOESN’T THINK THIS WAY ON ITZ OWN!