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B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: Tiger Woods has MORE girls

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , , , , , on December 16, 2009 by invazion

B.YONEST NEWZ: Tiger got caught up with a Sexxy Cougars.Damn,

Tiger. You are a TIGER, homie. Married with 17 mistresses? I mean, I’ve had my fair share of pornographic moments in my life, but how the h*ll do you keep track of seventeen hoes? I know it’s gotta BE IMPOSSIBLE. Now Tiger’s latest girl has stepped out from behind the mistress wall. Theresa Rogers (posted to the right) is the newest sexy chick to come out and put Tiger Woods on B.L.A.S.T. I’m starting to think Elin should leave him and I never thought I’d say that shiz. Theresa is in her 40’s and has some children. This isn’t Tigers’ normal cup of tea, but hey… A hot girl is a hot girl, right..

ANONYMOUZ

B.YONEST NEWZ: Tiger mistress Number 3: Kalika Moquin

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , , on December 2, 2009 by invazion

B.YONEST NEWZ.. Tiger Woods Mistress Floodgates are OPENING

Damn, Damn, Damn. I bet Tiger is sitting at the crib right now going.. “How many of you hoes are going to come forward.” Tiger can’t catch a break and his third mistress, Kalika Moquin, is the latest to come forward. Moquin, a marketing manager for The Bank nightclub in Las Vegas, says she’s not ready to talk about it yet.

LETZ BYONEST.. Tiger goes to big cities, stays in hotels and these girls who work there are trying to kick it. Not only that, but how many Night Clubs are paying these ladies to kick it with the Celebrities. Let’s not just blame Tiger and the Mistress(es). We also have to blame the bars, the bar owners, Tiger’s Penis and most importantly.  Blame it on the A-A-A-A-A-ALCOHOL!!! Tiger Woods Statement HERE!!

B.YONEST NEWZ:TIGER WOODS MISTRESS: RACHEL UCHITEL

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , , on November 30, 2009 by invazion

B.YONEST NEWZ UPDATE! UPDATE (DECEMBER 2, 2009)

Have you seen Tiger’s THIRD Mistress to come forward, Kalika Moquin? She’s a sexy brunette from the Vegas Scene and her article and photos are HERE...

B.YONEST NEWZ.. Tiger, I can’t blame you.. LETZ BYONEST

Come on, y’all. Look at Rachel Uchitel. Let’s just say she approached you and wanted you to stick your club in her hole. You wouldn’t do it?? Come on, tell the truth. I know a great deal of you are reading this blog in front of your girl, wife or partner and can’t give your honest opinion and that’s sad. Call him what you want, but I’d have a problem saying no to Ms. Uchitel myself. The difference is my lady friend (Abbadabba) knows that and loves me anyway.

ANONYMOUZ