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LETZ BYONEST #32: TECHNICALLY KHLOE and LAMAR are not married – was it all FAKE???

Posted in B.YONEST, LETZBYONEST with tags , , , , , , , , , , on September 29, 2009 by invazion

LETZ BYONEST:  KHLOE and LAMAR don’t stand a CHANCE IN HELL!

logoletzb2UPDATE! UPDATE! (9/30/09)

The B.YONEST INVAZION JUST found out Khloe and Lamar have been friends for a long time. We were under the assumption that Khloe met Lamar, they smashed and were like “let’s get married.” Do we still belive it’s CRAZY? Of course, but the following article was reported before our latest update.. With that said, our opinions aren’t much different. Carry ON!!

Ok so NO ONE  here at the INVAZION wanted to write this article because the whole thing is such nonsense. After a great deal of angst and indifference, we decided to script an article together. Ready.. You asked for it..

First and foremost, WHO really GIVES a shit about a wedding that will be over before any of us knew they were married. Next summer we will be laughing our asses off about this stupid tish bull. YEAH, WE’RE HATERZ… MOVING ON!

The Kardashians some how became Americas guilty pleasure over the past couple of reality seasons – starting with Kim (OK), then on to Khole and Kourtney (WOW) take Miami. Kim has been banging Reggie Bush, running back of the New Orleans Saints, for quite some time. In all actuality, she got famous for a sex tape w/ Ray-J. LETZ BYONEST. Kourtney, the hottest one of the sisters, got pregnant w/ her long time “retarded” boyfriend, Scott. It’s kinda difficult to have a show about being single in Miami when you have a baby and shit.. LMAO. Well apparently now Ryan Seacrest and company decided to fit the bill for a million dollar wedding for the last Kardashian, Khloe.  It had to be done on Sunday Sept 27th or it wouldn’t be a go. (prob has to do with scheduling for the new season…)

The prenuptial agreement is causing problems for both of the camps – LAMAR and KHOLE’s lawyers could not come to an agreement before the wedding so technically the wedding is fake, until the papers are signed.  My question is, “is the whole thing fake?OF “FUCKIN” COURSE IT IS. I have to hand it to Seacrest and company.  Pay for the wedding this starts the new “reality” series – Lamar and Khole and their new FAKE relationship and marriage together. cant let the Kardashians go yet…

LETZ BYONEST people. They’ve  known each other for like 3 days or some shit and they are getting married? I’m all about love @ 1st sight, but we all know Khloe hates EVERYONE. Falling in love in a one month period for her is like Hitler liking Jewish people. I’m just sayin’. Not only that, but why the fuck would Lamar Odom marry Khloe Kardashian? I don’t know. Maybe it is “real” love. Maybe he bent her over one time, beat her cakes down and they fell blissfully in love. Maybe he dunked his dunkin stick in her “inbox” and they haven’t been the same since. RIGHT!!!

I wish them both well. They know America and the rest of the World is waiting for this BLOOPER and PRACTICAL JOKE to end abruptly, TOMORROW. No one in the UNIVERSE (including Seacrest, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Bruce, Kris and the rest of those retards) believes this wedding is going to last. I give them fools until Christmas before they begging for an annulment, divorce separation and termination of contract. Good luck, Love Birds. I wonder what they are doing “RIGHT NOW.” This new “non-reality” reality show “Khloe and Lamar” Get Married is going to be HIGH-LARIOUS.. ALL HELL!!

ANONYMOUZ n CRACK (The Invazion Staff)

REALITY TELEVISION: IS IT GOING TOO FAR?

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 24, 2009 by invazion

What seemed to be a 10 minute segway in the late 90’s into the new millennium has become an uproar of weigh loss, relationship hookups and celebrities “looking for love IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES.” Flavor Flav, Ray J and other individuals are milking the reality cow and it’s becoming dissatisfying. For instance, why are Heidi and Spencer famous? No, they are not incredible actors such as Halle Berry and Matt Damon. They didn’t invent anything incredible and they are lacking talent. For some reason, they are all over the air waves and television screens. There are famous individuals and not yet famous individuals who deserve that spotlight SO MUCH more.

There is an individual sitting at home watching hundreds of people on television who have no business on a BLANK screen. Actors and actresses are losing movie roles to singers. I’m all about expanding the brand of ones’ self, but not if it’s going to diminish the Entertainment Brand as a whole. Omarosa is going to have a reality show. Denise Richards has a reality show. The Kardashians’ have a reality show. It’s becoming down right STUPID. I actually find myself somewhat entertained by this shit.

It started w/ Real World. I believe the 1st few series’ had some “reality” involved. Putting a group of kids in the same house and forcing them develop into one co-existing unit. Individuals from different walks of life and such. Great concept. Great concept. Reality television has grown into this spindle of sarcastic bullshit, though. Every show attempts to stretch the bar more than its’ predecessor making the “reality” non existent. Now there are stalkers, domestic abusers and murderers’ among the reality television circuit. Which brings me to my next issue with reality. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

Are there sophisticated background checks? Does Vh1, MTV, TRU TV, Fox Reality and others screen each and every contestant proficiently. I’m sure there is a screen and maybe a background check, but these people can create a personality for themselves. We may NEVER know who they really are. Jasmine Fiore met her husband and eventual killer, Ryan Alexander Jenkins. He had been in the reality circuit through Vh1’s “Megan Wants A Millionaire” and “I Love Money.” I’m sure Vh1 knew some things about him, but did they know everything? These are questions of concern I have, honestly.

I understand, acknowledge and oblige television networks working diligently to entertain its’ viewers. I REALLY do. I challenge the networks to do the best they can to entertain us in a better way, though. “The Biggest Loser” changes peoples’ lives in a positive way. “America’s Got Talent” (although it has its’ querky side) changes lives in a positive way. Some of these shows I view as “30 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.” Step your games’ up ASS HOLES.

ANONYMOUZ!

LETZBYONEST #1: CELEBRITY “SEX TAPEZ” RULE…

Posted in B.YONEST, LETZBYONEST with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 30, 2008 by invazion

LETZBYONEST:

images-11“HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITYizm” IZ THE 2ND MOST ADDICTING THING TO MANKIND ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB NEXT TO PORN. WE ALL HAVE A HOW MANY 13 TO 75 YEAR OLD PERVERTS, INCLUDING MYSELF, SEARCH FOR WAYS TO SEE AS MANY NAKED WOMEN AS POSSIBLE, EVERYDAY. CHAT ROOMS, VIP SITES AND USELESS JUNK SITES (along with so many sites i couldn’t even begin to name four percent of them) SPEND COUNTLESS AMOUNTS OF HOURZ VIDEOING AND UPLOADING SCENE AFTER SCENE OF FUCKING, BLOWING AND SQUIRTING.. IT’S MAGIC,

1_thumb_paris_hilton_nude_2MEANWHILE, WE PATHETIC MORTALS SIT AROUND AND WATCH “ACCESS HOLLYWOOD” AND “ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT” WONDERING WHAT EVERY “REALITY CELEBRITY” IS DOING WITH THEIR PERSONAL LIVES. WHAT CLUB IS BRITNEY VISITING IN PARIS? WHAT NEW “BOY TOY” IS PARIS PARADING AROUND WITH; NOT TO MENTION HER SPECIAL BFF. LINDSAY LOHAN AND SAMANTHA RONSON ARE ON CONSTANT ROTATION ON EVERY LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW. JOKES AND SPOOFS, GALORE; MY BLOG INCLUDED. THUS, TAKE SEXXY CELEBRITIES, MAKE A PORN WITH THEM AND UPDATE IT ON THE WEB. YOU HAVE THE COOLEST PHENOMENON, EVER!! CELEBRITY SEX TAPES…..

NAME A FEMALE CELEBRITY. OKAY, PICK ANOTHER ONE NOW. GOOGLE HER NAME. NOW, GOOGLE HER NAME AND ADD NUDE NEXT TO IT. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU WILL FIND. PURE AMAZEMENT, I ASSUME. IT’S FUCKIN SPECTACULAR. REMEMBER THE GIRL FROM AMERICAN PIE? ALYSON HANNIGAN, I BELIEVE.

51“AND THEN THIS ONE TIME @ BAND CAMP…”

SEX TAPE… YEAH SHE TOOK IT ON CAMERA AND “SOMEHOW” IT GOT LEAKED TO THE PUBIC, OOPS, I MEAN THE PUBLIC. KIM KARDASHIAN AND RAY J.. SEXTAPE. LINDSAY LOHAN, BRITNEY SPEARS. SEX TAPE. SEX TAPE. FUCKIN DUSTIN DIAMOND aka “SCREECH” FROM THE HIT SHOW “SAVED BY THE BELL” HAS A SEXTAPE. ANYONE PEEPED OUT THE ABI TITMUSS JOINTS; MUST SEE, AMERICA. MUST SEE.

I AKNOWLEDGE THAT IT IS A PUBLICITY STUNT 9/10 TIMES, BUT I DON’T THINK ANY OF US GIVE TWO SHITS. THE FANTASY OF BEING NAKED WITH MEGAN FOX DEFINITELY MAKES MY DICK HARD. (well done Brian Austin Green; watch you back brotha.. i love  your woman…) TELL ME YOU DON’T HAVE A SECRET CRUSH ON SOME FEMALE CELEBRITY FROM BACK IN THE DAY. HELLO, SAMANTHA MICELLI IS SUPER DUPER SEXXY, STILL. (that’s Alissa Milano for all you idiots. Who’s The Boss, Duh).

OF COURSE, I CHECK TMZ, THE SUPERFICIAL AND BYONESTINVAZION TO SEE THE “NORMAL” CELEBRITY BUSINESS. ON THE OTHER HAND, (i use my left; it feels like someone’s doing it for me that way.) I WANNA SEE NAKED SLUTS, PERIOD. CHECK BASHFULMONKEY.COM FOR ME AND TELL ME HOW MUCH FUN YOU HAVE. PAY SITES MAKE AN ASS LOAD (no pun intended… okay, a little bit) OF MONEY OFF CARMEN ELECRA’S VAGINA. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW..

nude_4IN CLOSING STATEMENTS I SAY: MAKE MORE SEX TAPES! WE DISGUSTING SNAKE YANKERS DESERVE AND NEED THAT MADNESS. BEYONCE, GET IT DONE. I HEARD FERGIE GOT DOWN WITH CHICKS. WELL DO US ALL A FAVOR “GLAMOROUS GIRL.” CALL UP ONE OF YOUR GIRLS FROM BACK IN THE DAY, FLY HER TO YOUR PRIVATE CONDO IN LOS SCANDOLOUS. DRINK ON SOME WINE FOR A WHILE AND GET IT DONE.. LONG LIVE “CELEBRITY” SEX TAPES.

ANONYMOUZ

PS. I DO DRUGS. I WANT TO ADD THAT DISCLAIMER SO YOU UNDERSTAND MY BRAIN DOESN’T THINK THIS WAY ON ITZ OWN!