B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: Elin, I thought I was BAD! GEESH
Okay, let’s talk about it for a quick second, can we? I know men are supposed to be hunters and it’s in our GENE POOL and nature to want to be w/ Women. It just is. Ladies, you can be upset, irritated and/or down right pissed @ me for this one, but it’s the truth. We are taught and learned to chase as many women as possible before we rest in a pine box for eternity. Yeah, that sounds gross to me too. Cremate me, people. Moving on, let’s talk Tiger Woods.
This (stupid ass) man admitted to 120 women while he was married to Elin. He slept with 120 women in the last 5 to 8 years? That’s AMAZING number one, but Damn ELIN is waaaay to sexy for that MADNESS, Tiger. Then, we come to find out Tiger banged his neighbors younger daughter? Now, most of my guy friends are reading this and sayin.. “how old was she because if she’s hot, I could understand..” Yeah, me too! I don’t know how old she was, but that was enough to send Elin packin’ up the babies and boucin’ to Sweden. NO wonder Tiger is hitting the ball in the water and double bogeying holes this week. I’m Just sayin’. Good luck, Eldrick!