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Tiger Woods is getting DIVORCED

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, GOSSIP NEWZ with tags , , , , on April 30, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: Elin, I thought I was BAD! GEESH

Okay, let’s talk about it for a quick second, can we? I know men are supposed to be hunters and it’s in our GENE POOL and nature to want to be w/ Women. It just is. Ladies, you can be upset, irritated and/or down right pissed @ me for this one, but it’s the truth. We are taught and learned to chase as many women as possible before we rest in a pine box for eternity. Yeah, that sounds gross to me too. Cremate me, people. Moving on, let’s talk Tiger Woods.

This (stupid ass) man admitted to 120 women while he was married to Elin. He slept with 120 women in the last 5 to 8 years? That’s AMAZING number one, but Damn ELIN is waaaay to sexy for that MADNESS, Tiger. Then, we come to find out Tiger banged his neighbors younger daughter? Now, most of my guy friends are reading this and sayin.. “how old was she because if she’s hot, I could understand..” Yeah, me too! I don’t know how old she was, but that was enough to send Elin packin’ up the babies and boucin’ to Sweden. NO wonder Tiger is hitting the ball in the water and double bogeying holes this week. I’m Just sayin’. Good luck, Eldrick!


The Masters Begins Today: Tiger is BACK

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ, SPORTS NEWZ with tags , , on April 8, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Sports” NEWZ: Tiger Woods! Can he get it DONE?

Augusta, Georgia – Today marks the day most individuals following the Tiger Woods scandal have been dreaming and waiting for. Tiger Woods is reporting  back to work and playing golf, again. Who knew? What puzzles me is this… Why did Tiger get to quit work for 8 months due to a sex addiction? I couldn’t get a 6 month leave of absence if I wanted to f*ck a lot. Tish Bull. Elin has already reported that she will NOT be in attendance so Tiger should play with a spinning brain and heavy heart. Can he win, though?

The crazy thing is no one is expecting Tiger to come out and have an especially great Tournament, BUT what if he does? If Tiger comes out, plays good enough golf to win and receives the green jacket, GOLF is in trouble. There will be a day that Tiger clears his mind and gets back in the “swing” of things.  If and when that happens, there may not be another person to win a Tournament for YEARS. I’m just sayin’. The stars are out, The Masters has began and Tiger Woods, I repeat Eldrick “Tiger” Woods is BACK. Good luck, golfers.


Tiger Woods: “I had affairs. I cheated.”

Posted in B.YONEST with tags , , on February 19, 2010 by invazion

B.YONEST “Celebrity” NEWZ; All he can do is apologize and move on!

Ponte Verda Beach, Fl- Tiger Woods stepped onto a podium (in front of the World) and spoke for the first time in three months. He spoke with diligence and what seemed to be sincerity in his voice. He apologized numerous times and took extra time to explain Elin never put her hands on Tiger. He admitted he was unfaithful and cheated on his wife.

“I’m deeply sorry for my selfish and irresponsible actions,” he said calmly. My behavior has been a personal disappointment. To everyone involved in my staff, our work is more important than ever.”

I didn’t know Tiger had it in him to step up to the plate like this, truly. I expected the man to sugar coat and coax over the things he did. Not even close! Woods walked up to that podium, held his chest high and spoke up like a man. Most of  you know I can’t stand Tiger, BUT I will give him credit for his admitting his wrong doings, accepting his responsibility, defending his wife and telling the world “I NEED HELP.”

“Whatever my wrongdoings, for the sake of my family, please leave my wife and kids alone,” Tiger requested. I can understand that completely. His family had nothing to do with him “banging” 88 women. There’s no need to be following children to school and stalking his wife down as she drinks a latte. I’m just sayin. Will Tiger (eventually) speak out and tell the World how many women he banged and the details of his escapades? Abbzolutely NOT! Tiger is the most personal Celebrity on the planet. The chances of him answering Barbara Walters questions are damn near impossible.

“I will return to golf, one day,” Woods stated. Hell yeah you will, homie. The game aint the same without you and I don’t even like gold. As Tiger left the room, you could see the discomfort in his face and demeanor. I truly hope (for is sake) this begins the healing process for him and his family. The fact he stood in front of a camera today, shows extensive growth for Mr. Woods. I don’t condone his actions (necessarily), but he’s human people. Now get over it, let him live and get his ass back on the golf course.


B.YONEST “Sports” NEWZ: Tiger Woods is ATHLETE of the DECADE

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , , , on December 16, 2009 by invazion

B.YONEST NEWZ.. What an honor for Tiger amidst all the Scandal..

Congratulations Tiger Woods on receiving the “Athlete of the Decade” Award. I personally don’t like you, but I do respect what you do for your “sport.” Without you Tiger, no one watches golf. You have done things for your “sport” that compare to Michael Jordan, Jackie Robinson and few others. I don’t mean for African Americans, either. I mean for your sport, period. There has been a transition to the golf look, the demographic that plays and watches and the attitude of the “golfer.” Congratulations again, Tiger.


B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: Is Tiger Woods on STEROIDS?

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , on December 16, 2009 by invazion

B.YONEST NEWZ.. Tiger Woods amidst the Steroid Scandal? What IF?

Now this would be the most amazing story of the DECADE. Who cares about the fact he has elevendeight mistresses and twelve girlfriends? Forget the fact that he’s losing sponsorship money as I type this article. The dude was named Athlete of the Decade. What if Tiger Woods is/was/remains on steroids and/or sports enhancements? Wowzerz.

His name has been brought up in an illustrious amount and they are beautiful. No not all of them, but when you’re banging 30 women, two may not be so astonishing. With that said, is Tiger in the mix of names with Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds, Marion Jones and Lance Armstrong? All of them are/were exceptional athletes, but the “steroid” word looms over their heads, accolades and records. What if Tiger was dabbling in the steroid scandal? Would it change his credibility in the public, FINALLY?

Tiger’s Doctor, Tony Galea, is facing charges for links to HGH, Actoven and other substances. My question is this. If you are the doctor of the best athlete in the Universe and you have access to the best “drugs,” aren’t you going to make sure you #1 Athlete is participating at the highest level possible? Homie is hitting golf balls 350 yards. I’m just sayin,’ I wont say he’s on steroids, but I will say there’s a chance he’s dabbled in the steroid business once or twice. Time will Tell for Tiger..


B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: Tiger Woods has MORE girls

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , , , , , , on December 16, 2009 by invazion

B.YONEST NEWZ: Tiger got caught up with a Sexxy Cougars.Damn,

Tiger. You are a TIGER, homie. Married with 17 mistresses? I mean, I’ve had my fair share of pornographic moments in my life, but how the h*ll do you keep track of seventeen hoes? I know it’s gotta BE IMPOSSIBLE. Now Tiger’s latest girl has stepped out from behind the mistress wall. Theresa Rogers (posted to the right) is the newest sexy chick to come out and put Tiger Woods on B.L.A.S.T. I’m starting to think Elin should leave him and I never thought I’d say that shiz. Theresa is in her 40’s and has some children. This isn’t Tigers’ normal cup of tea, but hey… A hot girl is a hot girl, right..


B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: Tiger Woods admits Infidelity

Posted in B.YONEST NEWZ with tags , , on December 11, 2009 by invazion

B.YONEST NEWZ: Tiger Woods new statement. Admits wrongdoings..

Tiger Woods released a new statement. He’s actually stepping away from the Golf World for a little while, he says. I don’t know that cheating on your wife means you get to skip work and quit your job (because you’re too afraid to come out of the house). I think Tiger is getting a pass that most people wouldn’t be deemed. I guess when you’re the 2nd coming of Wilt Chamberlain it’s okay though.. Here’s Tiger’s latest statement.

I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I’ve done, but I want to do my best to try.

I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What’s most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period.”