LETZBYONEST #3: McDONALDS, WENDY’S, BURGER KING, ETC: YUCK NASTY

LETZBYONEST:

AMERICA IS FULL OF FAT ASSES. ONE MORE TIME… AMERICA IS FULL OF FAT ASSES. I WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE YESTERDAY AND SAW MORE FAT ASS PEOPLE THAN NORMAL, HEALTHY LOOKING INDIVIDUALS. EVERY AISLE I WALKED DOWN HAD AT LEAST 4 FAT ASS ALIENS; MAYBE 2 HEALTHY FIT HUMANS.

I UNDERSTAND WHOLE FOODS IS THE GROCERY/SPECIALTY STORE FOR HEALTH FREAKS, BUT SO WHAT. WHEN I WALK IN KROGER I SHOULDN’T BE APPAULED BECAUSE EVERYONE IN THERE IS A “FAT ASS” WITH 2 “FAT ASS KIDS” FOLLOWING THEM. WHAT DO I BLAME??? BESIDES LAZY, COMPLACENT, IRRITATED WITH REALITY PARENTS… I BLAME FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS.(picure above right is a little boy eating @ mcdonalds. entitled fat boy on google…I’M JUST SAYIN…)

DON’T GET ME WRONG PEOPLE , PLEASE.. I LOVE A TACO FROM TACO BELL MORE THAN THE NEXT MAN. I EAT MY FAIR SHARE OF DOUBLE STACKS FROM WENDYS AND IF YOU THINK I DON’T SMASH ON APPLE PIES FROM McDONALDS, YOU ARE AN IDIOT. (2 for a dollar, HELLO.) THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND I, YOU WONDER?

• FIRST AND FOREMOST: MY METABOLISM IS SO FUCKIN HIGH IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT I EAT. I KNOW, YOU’RE A HATER.
• SECONDLY: I WORKOUT. I GO TO THE GYM. I RUN ON A TREADMILL. I PLAY BASKETBALL. I SWEAT, IDIOTS.
• THIRD: I SMOKE WEED. I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THIS DOES, BUT TRY IT. IT MAY HELP YOU LIKE IT HELPS ME. SMOKE WEED, EVERYDAY!

IT’S EXTREMELY DISGUSTING TO SEE A MAN IN THE BURGER KING DRIVE THRU WHO COULD BARELY FIT IN HIS DRIVER SEAT. HIS NECK WAS SWEATING LIKE A MAN RUNNING A MARATHON IN A FAT SUIT. HIS CHOLESTEROL LEVELS HAD TO BE SO HIGH. THE CRAZY THING IS HE STILL SPENT 12 MINUTES IN THE DRIVE THRU LINE INSTEAD OF GETTING OUT OF HIS CAR AND WALKING IN. HIS FOOD WOULD’VE BEEN READY MUCH QUICKER. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN HIS ONLY EXERCISE FOR THE DAY; WALKING INTO THE RESTAURANT. AMAZING, HUH?

THE WORSE PART IS NONE OF HIS IMMEDIATE FRIENDS OR FAMILY HAVE TOLD HIM “GET YOUR FAT ASS TO A GYM BEFORE YOU DON’T MAKE IT ANOTHER YEAR.” I’M JUST SAYIN.

IF OUR FRIENDS ARE ALCOHOLICS, WE DO WHATEVER WE CAN TO ASSIST THEM IN QUITTING SUCH AN ACT. IF THEY ARE ADDICTED TO METH, WE AGAIN DO WHATEVER WE COULD TO MAKE THEM PUSH THAT DEMON TO THE SIDE. WHY IS AN ADDICTION TO  FOOD ANY DIFFERENT. YOUR FRIENDS SHOULD BE JUST AS ASHAMED AS YOU ARE EVERY MORNING YOU STARE IN THE MIRROR. SOMEONE NEEDZ TO TELL YOU “ITZ NOT OK!” WHY NOT ME… STOP STUFFING YOUR FACES. INSTEAD, STUFF GYM BAGS WITH CLOTHES, DEODORANT AND A JUMP ROPE. THE REST IS IN YOUR HANDS, FAT PEOPLE.. KEEP IT MOVIN

ANONYMOUZ

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