This blog posting is a FORESHADOW of next year’s
2010 WINNER of AMERICA’S GOT TALENT: B.YONEST
(this posting is being used for a pre-audition purposes)
To see the 2009 Winner: KEVIN SKINNER (CLICK HERE)
This video is a rough cut/MASH of multiple
performance reels and youtube links of B.YONEST
Below is a Showcase for America’s Got Talent of 3 Originals and 3 Remix tracks
(Pre-Audition purposes)
ATTENTION, ATTENTION:
WE HAVE OFFICIALLY SUPER DUPER KICKED IT THE LAST 11 DAYZ.. KEEP UP NIGGAZ.. I WOULD TAKE U BACK FARTHER BUT I DONT THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT. HERE WE GO FUCKERZ
JANUARY 3RD, WE WERE IN PHOENIX @ THE ARIZONA CARDINAL FOOTBALL GAME. WE PERFORMED OFF THE STAGE AND THREW CD’S AT THE CROWD. MOVING ON, JANUARY 5TH, STILL IN PHOENIX.. WE WENT TO THE FIESTA BOWL. (OHIO STATE VS. TEXAS) I BEAT UP AN OLD WHITE DUDE AS MOST OF YOU KNOW.
JANUARY 7TH, WE HELD A SEMINAR IN FRONT OF 900 CHILDREN OF THE FBLA (FUTURE BUSINESS LEADERS of AMERICA, STUPIDZ). YEAH I BEAT UP AN OLD WHITE DUDE 2 DAYZ BEFORE. HAD TO DO IT. WE DROVE TO LAS VEGAS THE NEXT DAY. WE GOT STALKED FOR 2 DAYZ, OF COURSE CUZ WE HAVE A WEEZLE FACE ASS HOLE STALKER DUDE. SATURDAY, JANUARY 10TH, WE WERE AT THE AVN AWARDS, ACTING LIKE PERVERTED IDIOTZ. YEAH WE DID SOME AFTER HOURS’n AND GOT SUPER DUPER WET ON THE PORNO CHICKS TAB.
JANUARY 12TH, WE WENT TO THE AKON CONCERT IN LAS VEGAS. FREE TICKETS TO THE NIGHTCLUB JET INSIDE THE IRAGE. HOW COULD WE SAY NO TO FREE TICKETS? WOULD YOU. JUST AS A SIDENOTE, DID I MENTION 1/2 OF US STAYED IN THE WYNN THE WHOLE TIME WE WERE THERE PRACTICALLY. MOVING ON, JANUARY 13TH WE DROVE BACK TO LOS ANGELES AND BY 2PM WE WERE AT THE BEACH. I WOULD TELL YOU OUR NEXT MOVE, BUT YOU KNOW MY MOTTO……..
“NEVER TELL ‘EM WHAT I THINK IM BOUT TO DID, I DO IT FIRST..”
IT DEFINITELY INCLUDES THE OTHER OCEAN (YEAH THE ATLANTIC) YOU CAN FEEL FREE TO FILL IN THE REST, BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW WE WORK EXTENSIVELY TO MAKE MUTHA FUCKAZ “GET IT.” WE DRIVE THIS THING, WE RAP, WE WORKOUT, WE ARE ON OUR COMPUTER FOR HOURZ ON END. WE GRIND PEOPLEZ… CATCH UP IF YOU CAN. I MEAN YOU CANT, BUT CATCH UP IF YOU CAN…. SEE YOU IN THE REARVIEW, FUCKERZ..
ANONYMOUZ
LETZBYONEST…
Today is an unbelievable day in American history. We have a new president. Forget the fact that he happens to be a bi-racial African American. We have a new President, PERIOD. No more George W. I dont even know what to say about it. It feels like the weight of “THE WORLD” has been lifted off my shoulders. I hope many of you agree.We were in some sincere trouble and it was worsening by the second. For some reazon, I think it’s gonna all be okay.
How do we get the soldiers of out this hellacious inprisonment. Overseas, many American men and women are fighting for our freedoms. I feel like I’m pretty free so what are they really fighting for? Is it to cover the oil? Is it so George W. could look good for 6 yearz? Who knowz? Who carez? Lets get them home immediately. We’ve done all that we can over there in Iraq. We’ve murdered, we’ve been murdered, we’vve fought, we’ve lost… What more can we do? Come home safely and we SINCERELY APPRECIATE ALL THAT YOU’VE DONE AND CONTINUE TO DO..
Mr. Obama, I wish you the best of luck. Unfortunately, the Country wasn’t left in the greatest position for you to take it over. U are the face of us now and I pray for you success. You seem to be a leader, speaker and positive force which is exactly what we need. You will be criticized for every move you make. Just focus on yourself as well as the “mass.” Stay safe and good luck. MAKE US ALL PROUD, MR. PRESIDENT.
ANONYMOUZ
LETZBYONEST:
AMERICA IS FULL OF FAT ASSES. ONE MORE TIME… AMERICA IS FULL OF FAT ASSES. I WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE YESTERDAY AND SAW MORE FAT ASS PEOPLE THAN NORMAL, HEALTHY LOOKING INDIVIDUALS. EVERY AISLE I WALKED DOWN HAD AT LEAST 4 FAT ASS ALIENS; MAYBE 2 HEALTHY FIT HUMANS.
I UNDERSTAND WHOLE FOODS IS THE GROCERY/SPECIALTY STORE FOR HEALTH FREAKS, BUT SO WHAT. WHEN I WALK IN KROGER I SHOULDN’T BE APPAULED BECAUSE EVERYONE IN THERE IS A “FAT ASS” WITH 2 “FAT ASS KIDS” FOLLOWING THEM. WHAT DO I BLAME??? BESIDES LAZY, COMPLACENT, IRRITATED WITH REALITY PARENTS… I BLAME FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS.(picure above right is a little boy eating @ mcdonalds. entitled fat boy on google…I’M JUST SAYIN…)
DON’T GET ME WRONG PEOPLE , PLEASE.. I LOVE A TACO FROM TACO BELL MORE THAN THE NEXT MAN. I EAT MY FAIR SHARE OF DOUBLE STACKS FROM WENDYS AND IF YOU THINK I DON’T SMASH ON APPLE PIES FROM McDONALDS, YOU ARE AN IDIOT. (2 for a dollar, HELLO.) THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND I, YOU WONDER?
IT’S EXTREMELY DISGUSTING TO SEE A MAN IN THE BURGER KING DRIVE THRU WHO COULD BARELY FIT IN HIS DRIVER SEAT. HIS NECK WAS SWEATING LIKE A MAN RUNNING A MARATHON IN A FAT SUIT. HIS CHOLESTEROL LEVELS HAD TO BE SO HIGH. THE CRAZY THING IS HE STILL SPENT 12 MINUTES IN THE DRIVE THRU LINE INSTEAD OF GETTING OUT OF HIS CAR AND WALKING IN. HIS FOOD WOULD’VE BEEN READY MUCH QUICKER. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN HIS ONLY EXERCISE FOR THE DAY; WALKING INTO THE RESTAURANT. AMAZING, HUH?
THE WORSE PART IS NONE OF HIS IMMEDIATE FRIENDS OR FAMILY HAVE TOLD HIM “GET YOUR FAT ASS TO A GYM BEFORE YOU DON’T MAKE IT ANOTHER YEAR.” I’M JUST SAYIN.
IF OUR FRIENDS ARE ALCOHOLICS, WE DO WHATEVER WE CAN TO ASSIST THEM IN QUITTING SUCH AN ACT. IF THEY ARE ADDICTED TO METH, WE AGAIN DO WHATEVER WE COULD TO MAKE THEM PUSH THAT DEMON TO THE SIDE. WHY IS AN ADDICTION TO FOOD ANY DIFFERENT. YOUR FRIENDS SHOULD BE JUST AS ASHAMED AS YOU ARE EVERY MORNING YOU STARE IN THE MIRROR. SOMEONE NEEDZ TO TELL YOU “ITZ NOT OK!” WHY NOT ME… STOP STUFFING YOUR FACES. INSTEAD, STUFF GYM BAGS WITH CLOTHES, DEODORANT AND A JUMP ROPE. THE REST IS IN YOUR HANDS, FAT PEOPLE.. KEEP IT MOVIN
ANONYMOUZ
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