B.YONEST NEWZ.. MTV VMA’S 2009 RECAP

B.YONEST NEWZ.. B.YONEST NEWZ…

Live from Radio Music Hall in (Manhattan) New York City. LET’S GO!!!

Eminem vs Kanye West! Four nominations

Beyonce vs Lady Gaga! Nine nominations.

The night began with a Tribute to Michael Jackson. Madonna walked out on stage (as the crowd erupted w/ excitement.)

“Michael Jackson was born in August 1958. Michael Jackson was born in the Midwest. So was I. Michael Jackson had 8 brothers and sisters. Michael Jackson never got to have a childhood and he spent his whole life looking for it,” Madonna said.

“There is no question he was the greatest entertainer of all time. Elegance of Fred Estair and packed the punch of Muhammad Ali,” she told the audience. Then the NIGHT BEGAN.

Dancers walked on stage and “Thriller” began. They were dressed in past Michael Jackson video attire and did a presentation of “Thriller,” “Smooth Criminal.” (among others) and then the AMAZING HAPPENED. Janet Jackson walked on stage and performed “Scream” with her brother in the background on video mimmiking every dance move. AMAZING. AMAZING. WHAT U GUYS THINK OF THE PERFORMANCE!!?

Beyonce, Jay-Z, Eminem, Megan Fox, Kanye West and P. Diddy (to name a few) were in the building. Shakira and Pink were rockin the same dress. Nonetheless, Radio Music Hall was jumping, y’all. Did I mention Russell Brand was the host. Dude’s crazy. Abbzolutely C.R.A.Z.Y. It was a Celebration of Michael Jackson. Did I mention Lady Gaga was bi-sexual? I like it! Now to the Awards.

Best Female Video? Lady Gaga, Kelly Clarkson, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Katie Perry or Pink?? And the Winner is “Taylor Swift.”

Wait A second.. DID U SEE what KANYE WEST DID Y’ALL?? DID U! This fool walked on stage during Taylor Swift’s speech, took the microphone from her and claimed….

“Beyonce has the best video this year. Beyonce had the best video this year..”

Best Rock Video? Green Day, Fallout Boy, Coldplay, Kings of Leon and Paramore. And the Winner is “Green Day.” Much respect homies. MTV PLAY MORE VIDZ!

I can’t believe WHAT KANYE WEST DID!!! MORE TO COME..

LADY GAGA, Y’ALL!! LET’Z TALK ABOUT LADY GAGA!! I’M DONE DISSIN HER. She’s weird as shit, but the girl can really sing. Lady Gaga can really sing. She’s kind of like “Christina Winehouse. ” That perfect mix of Christina Aguilera and Amy Winehouse. I dig her!! GO GAGA! NO, but really.. Did y’all see what KANYE WEST did??

Best Pop Video? Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears or Cobra Starship.. And the winner is “Britney Spears.” WHAT she still wins awards?? Who knew?

Now let’s talk about Megan Fox.. U know I banged her right. Read MORE HERE!

Who gives a shit about Twilight? Maybe I missed something since I haven’t seen the movies. I kinda want to, but damn.. They are everywhere!! TWILIGHT, TWILIGHT, TWILIGHT!! And onto BEYONCE!!! Who? BEYONCE!!

Girl is BAD.. She dances, sings, grooves and twerks it out. SINGLE LADIES! “SINGLE LADIES” REMIX HERE.. She is a performer.. Fuck lip syncin.. Give her a microphone, sexy outfit and a beat. SHE IS gonna MAKE IT work.. ALL HAIL, BEYONCE.. Let’s Collab. BEYONCE feat. B.YONEST! Damn, I love her swagger.. I could go on and on.. MORE SOON!!!

WHO SAW THE crowd BOOO when P. Diddy mentioned Kanye West?

Best Male Video? Eminem, Jay-Z, T.I., Kanye West or NE-YO? And the winner is “T.I.” Grand Hustle, Atlantic Records, etc. Much Love T.I. “Live Your Life”Remix HERE!

I JUST WANNA SAY.. MUZIK is BACK.. U SEE THE nominations for BEST MALE? NO wack MUZIK allowed anymore.. People are waking up and I (as an artist and BLOGGER) appreciate that shit!! Damn, Kanye West fucked up!!

Best Hip Hop Video? Eminem, Flo-Rida (sucks), Kanye West, Jay-Z or Asher Roth? And the winner is “Eminem.” SLIM “fuckin” SHADY.. LETZ GO!!! (have you hrd my ODE to Eminem???)

“It’s been a minute man,” he said as the CROWD went nuts. “First off I wanna say thank you to the fans for stickin by me. My daughters, Paul Roserberg, etc. Proof, this one’s for you homie. I love you Doodie,” he said. I love that Muzik iz B.A.C.K! The O.G’S had to return to the scene to pick this shit up again..!!

Best New Artist? Kid Cudi, Asher Roth, Drake or Lady Gaga? And the winner is “Lady Gaga.” Congratulations “Gaga.” You’re weird AND I’m startin to like it!! #HOLLAWONIMO!!

“This is for God and my fu*ckin fans.. And the GAYS,” she said!

I don’t know if I’ve told you this before, but Pink would get the bizness. That is a sexxy, crazy chick. I love me some pink! Damn, she was swingin’ from ropes and shit.. LMAO!! Get it Girl! Moving On….

Video of the Year? Eminem, Beyonce, Kanye West, Lady Gaga or Britney Spears? And the winner is “Beyonce.” You know HOW i feel about BEYONCE.

“I remember being 17 years old and being nominated for my first award so I’d like for Taylor to have her moment,” she said and Taylor Swift came on stage. GOOSEBUMPS!  Good for You, Taylor! Good for BEYONCE. There are some pure people in the world still!!

AND FOR THE FINAL PERFORMANCE… Jay-Z featuring Alicia Keys. Jay-Z comes walking backstage, grabs the mic, walks on stage, puts his hat low and it’s GO TIME! “Empire State of Mind” was incredible. MUZIK is BACK!!

Last, but not least the show ended with a scene of Michael Jacksons’ upcoming project. His final documentary “Michael Jackson’s THIS IS IT.” Long live the KING. Michael, you are amazing. You will never be forgotten, but celebrated. Amazing show. I’m proud of the ceremony. NOW PLAY MORE MUZIK VIDEOZ on your station!! ALL HAIL!!

ANONYMOUZ!!

B.YONEST NEWZ: Kanye West apologizes to Taylor Swift after VMA disruption

After taking the limelight from Taylor Swift last evening at the VMA’s…Kanye West issues an apology statement on his blog (that was quickly taken down???).

1st ATTEMPT

HERE IS KANYE’S 2nd ATTEMPT at APOLOGIZING…

HERE IS KANYE”S 3rd APOLOGY ON THE JAY LENO SHOW

(CLICK HERE to see text of INTERIVEW)

KANYE’s 4th and FINAL APOLOGY:

Word has it that Kanye apologized for a 4th time by phone to Taylor Swift directly by calling her after watching her interview on “THE VIEW”

Does this make it OK???  Was the whole thing staged or did Beyonce have that much class to bring the incident full circle by doing damage control???

Swift meanwhile suggested to People.com that West had ruined her moment.

“I was standing on stage and I was really excited because I’d just won the award and then I was really excited because Kanye West was on stage,” she said. “And then I wasn’t excited anymore after that.”

DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED???  click here…

Here is an AMAZING REMIX of “Knock You Down” that we took Kanye off of…

have you hrd it??? (you can download by clicking down arrow on right)

B.YONEST NEWZ: BEYONCE has so much class and gives Taylor the mic

WOW – BEYONCE has so much class!!!

She won the Video of the Year award for Single Ladies and gave her acceptance speech time to Taylor Swift because of Kanye’s interruption at beginning during her acceptance speech.

Beyonce said “Thank you. I remember being 17-years-old, up for my first MTV Award with Destiny’s Child and it was one of the most exciting moments in my life. So I’d like Taylor to come out and have her moment.”

What Taylor had to say about Beyonce:

“They told me to stand by the side of the stage and I didn’t really know what was going to go down, but I thought it was so wonderful and gracious of her to do what she’s always done,” Swift said. “She’s always been a great person before anything else. Before the talented artist, the superstar, she’s always been a great person and I just, I thought I couldn’t love Beyoncé more tonight, then tonight happened and it was just wonderful.”

“It’s definitely been an interesting night,” she said with a laugh.

Have you heard the SINGLES LADIES REMIX???

(you can download by clicking down arrow on right)

VMA’s NEWZ: KANYE just ruined Taylor Swifts moment!!!

WOW – Kanye West took the mic from Taylor Swift and shouted “Now Taylor I’m really happy for you, I let you finish,” he declared. “Now Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!”

He took her spotlight and her MOMENT during the first award given away at the VMA’s!!!

A stunned audience didn’t know how to react to Kanye West as he crashed her acceptance speech for best female music video.

Beyonce looked on in shock as Kanye West took the stage and interrupted Swift.  Swift was in shock and did not get to finish her speech.

WOW!  Did that just happen???

Swift meanwhile suggested to People.com that West had ruined her moment.

“I was standing on stage and I was really excited because I’d just won the award and then I was really excited because Kanye West was on stage,” she said. “And then I wasn’t excited anymore after that.”

Here is a “Run This Town” REMIX that we took Kanye off of and replaced him with B.YONEST!!!

B.YONEST NEWZ: “THE REMIX KING” releases more remixes “FAMOUS on FACEBOOK” (4)

B.ANONYMOUZ – “THE REMIX KING” wrote over 200 remixes.  He is releasing remixes/mixtape songs for his “FAMOUS on FACEBOOK” campaign on his FaceBook FAN PAGE. 

JOIN THE SQWAD and use the button!!!

Over the past weeks he released:

• RING the ALARM vs. ONE THING “MASH..”
• GLAMOUROUZ remix – B.ANONYMOUZ (feat. FERGIE and LUDACRIS)

and NEW SINGLE:

• STACK IT HIGH – become a  FAN of the SONG 

You can also follow B.YONEST on TWITTER (click here)

673 FOLLOWERZ and climbing…  itz gettin silly on here…

“HOLYguacamolePEPPERchuckinSILLYwillyWONKERdoodle!!!”

B.YONEST NEWZ: THE 2009 BET AWARDS definitely DELIVERED!!

In a night dedicated to the late, yet great Michael Jackson, the 2009 BET Awards displayed the most unbelievable ode to the “King of Pop.” The night began with a surprise feature (that Marlon Wayans gave away in the pre-show..oops) by New Edition (Ronny, Bobby (yes Bobby Brown), Ricky, Mike, Ralph T. and Johnny Gill as they welcomed the crowd to Jackson 5 songs along with the dance routines and N.E. swagger. The crowd had no idea who was on stage at first as they showed Diddy realizing Bobby Brown was on stage. Amazing performance and it felt so right to see New Edition on stage again.

Jaime Foxx was introduced and walked on stage in perfect “M.J.” attire… The “Beat It” video girl. The red zipper jacket, the black tight pants, the blue undershirt, the white socks and black shoes. He wouldn’t let the crowd sit down as he cracked joke after joke about his love for the King. THE WHOLE NIGHT WAS DEDICATED TO the KING and it FELT SOOOO GOOD, didn’t it y’all? Speaking of “KING’s,” LeBron James took home the first award of the night, Athlete of the Year and Lil Wayne grabbed rapper of the year. Congrats and respect to you both.

Keri Hilson did a phenomenal job showing M.J. love with her presentation of “Knock You Down.” She was decked out with the “Billie Jean” video swagger and I must say, her performance was dope and Keri H. is BEAUTIFUL.. REAL LIFE BEAUTIFUL. Jaime Foxx was the perfect host of the awards this year if you ask me. He refused to let the people, the black people, forget who they were there for and it was perfect. Great performance by the way Jaime on Blame it on the Alcohol. Special features by Travis Barker, Snoop Doggy Dogg and T-Pain put it down!!! #HOLLAWONIMO!!

Beyonce Knowles, known for her uptempo performances with back up dancers and such, performed two slow ballads beautifully decked out in all white. They woman is super talented, I must say. Her outfit was crazy as hell, but she gets down. Get ’em Girl!!! Did I mention Jaime Foxx did a great job? His gear was the D.O.P.E.S.T. s*ih, ever!! Mad love to Mary, Mary. Hate all you will, people.. IT’S THE GOD IT ME. Damn Queen Latifah can rap. Let’s not forget y’all. Mc Lyte, Queen Latifah and Yo-Yo were some bad bit*hes.That’s my shout out the fly women out there. Special congratulations to Keri Hilson on the New Artist Award. Damn, you fine baby.. love you!

Not to the fellas. Thanks to Ne-Yo, the old -time pioneers of R&B got to come and represent. Keith Sweat, Guy and Bell Biv Devoe?? GET REAL, BET… You did and AMAZING job and set a standard for Award Ceremonies to follow. Oh did i mention the whole show was in memory, respect and honor of MICHAEL “King of Pop” JACKSON. Damn, we love you Mike.

What an ode to The O’Jays.. The 2009 BET Lifetime Achievement Award. This is five decades of music, we’re talking people. Fifty years?? The O’Jays (all from Ohio)  Come the hell on! Tevin Campbell, Johnny Gill, Trey Songs and Tyrese?? Introduced by Don Cornelius, the host of Soul Train? Not to mention, the “sh*t bomb”dropped by lead singer Eddie LVert. Damn, man.. The O’Jays.

The 2009 BET Awards was the perfect display of music for me. It was just enough of the music of the yesteryear that definitely placed me in the position to sing in choirs, dance in dance groups and start my solo hip hip career. On the other hand, the modern era music/artists such as Ne-Yo, Keri Hilson, Beyonce and others made me realize the R&B genre is in great hands. The King would be proud.

Michael Jackson is a legacy. He left 45 years of music for us to never forget. He will live longer than you, me, my daughters daughters and their cousins daughters as well. Long time, huh? Janet Jackson was the highlight of the evening for me. The fact the she could have the strength, love, compassion and will to walk onto the stage and represent her family was ASTONISHING! Janet, we here at the B.YONEST INVAZION STAFF love you, your family and are proud to feel like family. You said tonight “We miss him so much” and I can’t imagine what you’re feeling. We are highly empathetic to you Ms. Jackson and we will never forget. NEVER! ALL HAIL, fellow African Americans and EVERYONE else. Black I.S. Beautiful!! ALL HAIL!

ANONYMOUZ!

LETZBYONEST #1: CELEBRITY “SEX TAPEZ” RULE…

LETZBYONEST:

“HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITYizm” IZ THE 2ND MOST ADDICTING THING TO MANKIND ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB NEXT TO PORN. WE ALL HAVE A HOW MANY 13 TO 75 YEAR OLD PERVERTS, INCLUDING MYSELF, SEARCH FOR WAYS TO SEE AS MANY NAKED WOMEN AS POSSIBLE, EVERYDAY. CHAT ROOMS, VIP SITES AND USELESS JUNK SITES (along with so many sites i couldn’t even begin to name four percent of them) SPEND COUNTLESS AMOUNTS OF HOURZ VIDEOING AND UPLOADING SCENE AFTER SCENE OF FUCKING, BLOWING AND SQUIRTING.. IT’S MAGIC,

MEANWHILE, WE PATHETIC MORTALS SIT AROUND AND WATCH “ACCESS HOLLYWOOD” AND “ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT” WONDERING WHAT EVERY “REALITY CELEBRITY” IS DOING WITH THEIR PERSONAL LIVES. WHAT CLUB IS BRITNEY VISITING IN PARIS? WHAT NEW “BOY TOY” IS PARIS PARADING AROUND WITH; NOT TO MENTION HER SPECIAL BFF. LINDSAY LOHAN AND SAMANTHA RONSON ARE ON CONSTANT ROTATION ON EVERY LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW. JOKES AND SPOOFS, GALORE; MY BLOG INCLUDED. THUS, TAKE SEXXY CELEBRITIES, MAKE A PORN WITH THEM AND UPDATE IT ON THE WEB. YOU HAVE THE COOLEST PHENOMENON, EVER!! CELEBRITY SEX TAPES…..

NAME A FEMALE CELEBRITY. OKAY, PICK ANOTHER ONE NOW. GOOGLE HER NAME. NOW, GOOGLE HER NAME AND ADD NUDE NEXT TO IT. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU WILL FIND. PURE AMAZEMENT, I ASSUME. IT’S FUCKIN SPECTACULAR. REMEMBER THE GIRL FROM AMERICAN PIE? ALYSON HANNIGAN, I BELIEVE.

“AND THEN THIS ONE TIME @ BAND CAMP…”

SEX TAPE… YEAH SHE TOOK IT ON CAMERA AND “SOMEHOW” IT GOT LEAKED TO THE PUBIC, OOPS, I MEAN THE PUBLIC. KIM KARDASHIAN AND RAY J.. SEXTAPE. LINDSAY LOHAN, BRITNEY SPEARS. SEX TAPE. SEX TAPE. FUCKIN DUSTIN DIAMOND aka “SCREECH” FROM THE HIT SHOW “SAVED BY THE BELL” HAS A SEXTAPE. ANYONE PEEPED OUT THE ABI TITMUSS JOINTS; MUST SEE, AMERICA. MUST SEE.

I AKNOWLEDGE THAT IT IS A PUBLICITY STUNT 9/10 TIMES, BUT I DON’T THINK ANY OF US GIVE TWO SHITS. THE FANTASY OF BEING NAKED WITH MEGAN FOX DEFINITELY MAKES MY DICK HARD. (well done Brian Austin Green; watch you back brotha.. i love  your woman…) TELL ME YOU DON’T HAVE A SECRET CRUSH ON SOME FEMALE CELEBRITY FROM BACK IN THE DAY. HELLO, SAMANTHA MICELLI IS SUPER DUPER SEXXY, STILL. (that’s Alissa Milano for all you idiots. Who’s The Boss, Duh).

OF COURSE, I CHECK TMZ, THE SUPERFICIAL AND BYONESTINVAZION TO SEE THE “NORMAL” CELEBRITY BUSINESS. ON THE OTHER HAND, (i use my left; it feels like someone’s doing it for me that way.) I WANNA SEE NAKED SLUTS, PERIOD. CHECK BASHFULMONKEY.COM FOR ME AND TELL ME HOW MUCH FUN YOU HAVE. PAY SITES MAKE AN ASS LOAD (no pun intended… okay, a little bit) OF MONEY OFF CARMEN ELECRA’S VAGINA. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW..

IN CLOSING STATEMENTS I SAY: MAKE MORE SEX TAPES! WE DISGUSTING SNAKE YANKERS DESERVE AND NEED THAT MADNESS. BEYONCE, GET IT DONE. I HEARD FERGIE GOT DOWN WITH CHICKS. WELL DO US ALL A FAVOR “GLAMOROUS GIRL.” CALL UP ONE OF YOUR GIRLS FROM BACK IN THE DAY, FLY HER TO YOUR PRIVATE CONDO IN LOS SCANDOLOUS. DRINK ON SOME WINE FOR A WHILE AND GET IT DONE.. LONG LIVE “CELEBRITY” SEX TAPES.

ANONYMOUZ

PS. I DO DRUGS. I WANT TO ADD THAT DISCLAIMER SO YOU UNDERSTAND MY BRAIN DOESN’T THINK THIS WAY ON ITZ OWN!

SINGLE LADIEZ REMIX -B.YONEST aka B DOTANONYMOUZ & Beyonce Knowles)

(click down arrow on right to download)