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just, B.YONEST a day in the life SB09 Day 8 EP 19
Posted in B.YONEST, SPRINGBREAK 09 with tags B.YONEST, byonestinvazion, HIP HOP, MTV SPRING BREAK PANAMA CITY, music, pan, panama city, PANAMA CITY SPRING BREAK, pcb, spring break on May 29, 2009 by invazionjust, B.YONEST a day in the life SB09 Day 7 EP 18
Posted in B.YONEST, SPRINGBREAK 09 with tags B.YONEST, byonestinvazion.com, just a daily in the life, just B.YONEST, pcb spring, pcb springbreak, spring break, springbreak on May 28, 2009 by invazionjust, B.YONEST a day in the life SB09 Day 7 EP 17
Posted in B.YONEST, ITZ NOT OK, SPRINGBREAK 09 with tags B.YONEST, byonestinvazion, byonestinvazion 09, byonestinvazion.com, its ot ok, ITZ NOT OK, panama city beach, pcb, pcb springbreak, spring break on May 27, 2009 by invazionAfter a barrage of requests and questions pertaining to the rest of the SPRINGBREAK episodes? We decided to put a few more up… over the next few weeks we will continue the postings…COMEDY for the people by the people!
B.YONEST-ly….WE NEED HELP!
Posted in B.YONEST, B.YONEST NEWZ, MUZIK with tags b yonest invazion, B.YONEST, bank investment, byonestmuzik, concerts, datpiff, facebook, google, HIP HOP, j. cole, Jay Z, LETZBYONEST, live nation, LIVENATION, los angeles, Miami, music, MYSPACE, pharrell, Polow da Don, rap, roc nation, session, shows, signing, spring break, studio, tour, vegas, WORDLE, wordpress, wrap it up, WRAP IT UP TOUR, YOUTUBE on April 2, 2009 by invazionZak and I just blasted a 6 month internship on the road as most of you know. We met incredible people and experienced more shiz in that time period than most of you will see in a lifetime. NO disrespect. We won, we lost and learned a great deal of madness about the world we live in. One thing we learned is we need help.. It’s a crazy illusion out here. Record labelz aren’t just “signing” people anymore and it is a DEFINITE “DO IT YOURSELF” kinda bizness. Thus, WE NEED HELP.
Ideaz?? What you got? We hit the road. We created 200 remixes last year. We started a facebook, myspace, twitter, datpiff, ohiohiphop, wordpress and every other “internet” medium we could possibly think of. We put a stage on top of our truck, drove around and spit in every major city, excluding NYC. We finished an album and put up THREE websites for people to visit, join and add input on ANYTHING. Check em out! WE NEED HELP!
- WWW.BYONESTMUZIK.COM (the site all about B.YONEST)
- WWW.LETZBYONEST.COM (the myspace of the hip game. thanks karate chris)
- WWW.BYONESTINVAZION.COM (the updated blog on all the shiz we do.)
Financially, we need some assistance. Its no deep dark secret. The industry costs a great deal of money to continue and prosper at the same level(s) of “industry competitiion. (for lack of better term.) For assistance, The Silence Iz Broken (my album available on byonestmuzik.com) costs about 5 thousand dollars to complete. Pharrell Williams and Polow Da Don charge up to 500,000 dollars for a beat. My album costs one percent of a beat charge for an Industry Producer. THUS, WE NEED HELP!!!
Imagine what the hell B.YONEST could do with a freakin’ 1 million dollar album budget?
THIS IS A WAAAY BETTER OPPORTUNITY THAN THE STOCK MARKET OR ANY BANK YOU COULD PUT YOUR MONEY IN. I’M JUST SAYIN.. HAHAHA!!
Most of you have heard the music by now and know “someone” with some extra cheddar. If you believe B.YONEST is nicer than most emcees you hear, ask around for me. Find some dough for us and keep a portion for yourself!
Industry Connections. WE NEED HELP! Zak and I go hard and we exhaust ourselves thinking of people we know who know people in the “INDUSTRY.” You know someone? WE NEED HELP! We are only two people, but i’m sure some of you know some people who know some people we dont know. Feel me? This opportunity for us all is truly one phone call away. As soon as we get a sit down meeting with a person (who can make a decision) and they hear me spit, IT’S A WRAP. Not conceited, it’s just the T-RUTH (pronounced tee-ruth). An email, phone number, title, A&R, website, blog or anything CREDIBLE you can think of and hand over…. We appreciate it because WE NEED HELP.. Im clownin!
Showz…for profit! WE NEED HELP! Performing for free is ridiculous. Would you give your best effort on your “job” for free? Probably NOT. Thus, if anyone needs an opening act, party performer, background noize, etc, for profit, let us know. We will t-ravel (pronounced tee-ravel) a pretty far way (i think we’ve proven) for a good time with great people. You guys hear anything. let us know! Why? Well because WE NEED HELP! A booking agent would be cool too!
Lastly, Support! WE NEED HELP! It’s very easy to get caught up in the lives we live. All a person truly needs sometimes is a little empathy. Just to know they are doing the right things, they aren’t as bad as everyone says and to keep movin’ Support is crucial for anyone especially a fool who challenges the waves of normality and takes a giant leap of “faith” that it’s gonna all be aiight!! So for Zak and myself if you cant give ideas, money, industry connections or show info.. JUST THROW US A LITTLE POSITIVE “CHI.” thanks and we’ll be in touch!
B.YONEST
just, B.YONEST a day in the life SB09 Day 6 EP 16
Posted in B.YONEST, SPRINGBREAK 09 with tags b yonest invazion, B.YONEST, HIP HOP, music, panama city beach, spring break, spring break 09 on April 1, 2009 by invazionDay 6 -Panama City Beach
Episode 16
B.YONEST DOEZ IT….AGAIN…..
Posted in B.YONEST, B.YONEST NEWZ, ITZ NOT OK with tags 09, ANONYMOUZ, B.YONEST, fight, HIP HOP, ILLINI, LETZBYONEST, music, OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY, OHIO UNIVERSITY, panama city, spring break, THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY on March 24, 2009 by invazionOKAY, OKAY.. SO U GUYS ARE ABBZOLUTELY RIGHT.. I AM A POMPUS, ARROGANT, CONCEITED DICK HEAD. I CUSS TOO MUCH AND I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DONT APPRECIATE ME.. NONETHELESS, WANNA HEAR A FUNY ASS STORY.?? U SURE?? OKAY, HERE WE GO.
IM ON THE BEACH YESTERDAY WITH MY BLACK OHIO STATE FLAG.. THAT’S RIGHT FUCKERS.. SUCK IT AND GO BUXXXX. MOVING ON. ILLINOIS IS ON SPRING BREAK RIGHT NOW AS WELL AND THERE IS A LARGE GROUP OF THEM IN PANAMA CITY. NOT LIKE THE OHIO STATE/OHIO UNIVERSITY GROUP, BUT A GOOD GROUP.. THE OSU CROWD STARTS DOING THE CHANTS WE DO… ALL THE FUCK MICHIGAN AND OH-IO SHIT AND ILLINOIS GETS MAD CUZ WE’RE FUCKIN REPRESENTING. THEY COME STORMIN INTO OUR CROWD WITH THEIR FLAG AND ACTIN LIKE ASS HOLES. IT’S LIKE 20 ON 15 ABOUT TO FIGHT AND WHO BREAKS IT ALL UP.. NO OTHER THAN YOUR BOY B.YONEST.. THAT’S RIGHT.. KEEP THE PEACE PEOPLE.
THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW IT’S ALL PEACEFUL. OSU AND ILLINOIS START CHANTING “BIG 10, BIG 10, ETC.” IT WAS AWESOME. THIS DUDE FROM ILLINOIS TAKES MY FLAG AND STARTS WAVING IT AROUND SCREAMING “BIG 10 IS AWESOME.” HIS FRIEND GETS PISSED AND SAYS “FUCK OHIO STATE..” THIS FOOL (HOLDING MY FLAG) SAYS YOU’RE RIGHT.. “FUCK OHIO STATE” AND THROWS MY FUCKIN FLAG LIKE A JAVELIN… UH OH, THIS IS WHERE THE STORY TAKES A SLIGHTLY VIOLENT TURN……
B.YONEST DOESNT TAKE LIGHTLY TO PEOPLE TOUCHING HIS SHIT.. B.YONEST DOESNT CONDONE DRUNK ASS HOLE BEHAVIOR. I THROW THIS FUCKER TO THE GROUND SO HARD. HE GETS UP AND I’M READY TO BOX THIS FAG.. I DONT KNOW THE LEGALITIES IN THE STATE OF FLO RIDA (flowrida…) SO I DONT WANNA HIT HIM FIRST. I PUSH HIM AROUND A LITTLE BIT, NOTHING TO BIG AND HIS BOY RUNS HIM OFF..
THE ILLINOIS CROWD COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDS WHERE IM COMING FROM, GIVEN THIS FUCK FACE JUST THREW MY SHIT 20 YARDS LIKE A DIRTY TOWEL AND SHIT. I CANT FIND THIS PIECE OF SHIT, BUT I TELL HIS BOYS.. “HE’S GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO ME OR HE’S GONNA GET WAAAAAAAY FUCKED UP TODAY.” 10 MINUTES LATER, I FIND THIS PRICK AND RUN UP IN HIS FUCKIN GRILL.
“YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO APOLOGIZE TO ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT OR IM GOING TO RUIN YOUR SPRING BREAK VACATION IN FRONT OF ALLLLL OF YOUR ILLINI PEOPLE.”
“DUDE, I DIDN’T DO SHIT,” BLAH BLAH BLAH.. ALL THAT DRUNK WHITE PERSON SHIT A MU FUCKA DOES TO “NOT” RECEIVE AN ASS KICKIN..
HE GETS CHOKED OUT AGAIN.. AND I’M SO READY TO FUCK THIS DUDE UP IT’S AMAZING.. AGAIN, I DONT KNOW THE LEGALITIES HERE SO I DONT WANT TO HIT HIM……. FIRST!!! I’M SPITTIN ON HIM, HEAD BUTTIN’ HIM. ANYTHING I CAN DO TO PROVOKE HIM TO DO SOMETHIN.. HE DOESNT WANT IT WITH B DOT, OBVIOUSLY. AFTER ABOUT 2 MINS OF THIS STUPID SHIT HE FINALLY SAYS..
“I APOLOGIZE.”
“THANKS THAT’S ALL I WANTED.” THE PIECE OF RETARDED SHIT FLIPS ME OFF BEHIND MY BACK…….OKAY, OKAY.. NOW YOU’VE THROWN MY FLAG, LIED TO MY FACE AND FLIPPED ME OFF “BEHIND MY BACK” YOU GAY ASS COWARD ASS BITCH. I RUN UP ON THIS NIGGA AND BODY/CHOKE SLAM HIS ASS INTO THE SAND SO HARD.. FACE COVERED IN SAND. SAND IN HIS NOSE, SAND IN HIS EYES, SAND IN HIS MOUTH AND SHIT.. THE OHIO STATE CROWD GOES FUCKIN BALLISTIC.
“OHHHHHHHH, OH MY GOD.. OSU, OSU, OSU.” THEY START SCREAMIN. EVEN THE ILLINOIS PEOPLE ARE GOING CRAZY NOW.. THEY ARE LOVIN IT..
I ASK THE FAG IF HE REALLY WANTS TO GET EMBARRASSED IN FRONT OF HIS FRIEND AND HE SMARTLY SAYS… AND I QUOTE..
“NO, NOT AT ALL, NO.” SO I LET HIM LIVE ANOTHER DAY AND WENT ON ABOUT MY BUSINESS.
NEEDLESS TO SAY. DO NOT EVER IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE OF EVERVILLE, FUCK WITH MY IMMEDIATEZ MAN. DONT TOUCH ME. DONT LOOK AT MY NIGGAZ FUNNY. DONT EVER HOLLA AT OUR HOES AND MORE IMPORTANTLY… DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY FLAG, FAG!
ANONYMOUZ…
PS VIDEO OF THIS IMMACULATE EVENT IS TO COME SOON.. CHECK BACK.. THE SHIT WAS OFFICIALLY “GANGSTERITY.”
6FEST PRE-PARTY – OSU, OU SPRING BREAK 09 – PANAMA CITY
Posted in B.YONEST, SPRINGBREAK 09 with tags 6fest, athens, B.YONEST, byonestinvazion, COLUMBUS OHIO, HIP HOP, music, OHIO UNIVERSITY, OSU, spring break, THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY on March 20, 2009 by invazionIF YOU GO TO OHIO UNIVERSITY or THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY, B.YONEST INVAZION IZ IN PANAMA CITY BEACH FOR YOUR SPRING BREAK WEEK!!! FIND THE VAN/STAGE FOR A PRE-PARTY PERFORMANCE.
6FEST IS LESS THAN TWO MONTHS AWAY (as MOST of you know) SO WHAT BETTER WAY TO PRE-PARTY THAN WITH B.YONEST IN PANAMA CITY!!! COME KICK IT SUPER HARD.
WE ALSO HAVE A HOOK UP WITH GOLD GYM’S FOR A GREAT PRICE ON WEEKS GYM PASS AND MUTLIPLE BARZ LOVE US ALREADY!!!! FIND US OR CALL… – THAT IS IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME WHILE YOUR IN PANAMA CITY BEACH!!!
LETZBYONEST #27: “ITZ NOT OK” THE SPRING BREAK ’09 EDITION
Posted in ITZ NOT OK, LETZBYONEST with tags 09, B.YONEST, bathing suit, beach, bikini, college, eating, fat people, food, girls, HIP HOP, hot chicks, kidnap, kidnapping, LETZBYONEST, music, orgy, panama city, porn, sex, spring break on March 18, 2009 by invazionLETZBYONEST..
SPRING BREAK IS THE PERFECT TIME TO LET LOOSE AND FEEL FREE. WHETHER YOU’RE A FRESHMAN DOWN FOR YOUR FIRST SPRING BREAK XXXXPERIENCE, A SUPER SENIOR HERE FOR ONE OF YOUR LAST OR AN OLD ASS MAN WHO JUST WANTS TO LOOK AT SLUTS (ie. RYAN STETLER), GET YOUR FREAK ON PLAYERS. I LOVE THE AVERAGE SEXXY WHITE BITCH MORE THAN THE NEXT MAN, BUT THESE FAT ASS BITCHES WALKIN AROUND IN TWO PIECE BIKINIS WITH 12 STOMACHS AND A MULE ATTACHED TO THIER RIBCAGES, IS NOT OK.. “ITZ NO OK.”
THEY’RE EVERYWHERE TOO. FOR EVERYWHERE 2 GIRLS WALKING AROUND IN SOMETHING THEY “DESERVE” TO BE IN, THERE ARE ELEVENDEIGHTY NASTY, FAT ,RETARDED “WHITE TRASHY “NAPPY HEADED BITCHES WALKIN AROUND NEEEEEDING TO BE COVERED UP. SUPER COVERED UP. IT’S GROSS AS FUCK. WHAT THE WORSE THING OF ALL IS… THEIR FRIENDS DONT TELL THEM “BECKY, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDNT WEAR THAT ONE GIRL.” I WOULD LET MY NIGGAZ KNOW FOR SURE.. PLAYMAKER, THAT’S NOT THE MOVE.
I UNDERSTAND AND RESPECT A LOVE HANDLE OR A SMALL KANGAROO POUCH (due to periods or beer bloatedness), BUT YOU BITCHES KNOW YOU GOIN ON SPRING BREAK. TAKE YOUR FAT ASS TO A GYM FOR 3 MONTHS PRIOR. IF and WHEN YOU NOTICE THE WEIGHT DIDNT COME OFF, BUY A ONE PIECE AND A BLANKET, SHAMOO.. I’M JUST SAYIN… “ITZ NOT OK.” I REPEAT… “ITZ NOT OK.”
SPRING BREAK 09 – B.YONEST INVAZION
Posted in B.YONEST, SPRINGBREAK 09 with tags B.YONEST, B.YONEST INVZION, HIP HOP, music, sprin, spring, spring break, spring break 2009 on March 15, 2009 by invazionDay 1 RECAP – MIAMI
EPISODE 3