- IT IZ WUT IT IZ
- WHERE’D U GO
- FOR THE MONEY
- WUT A JOB
- LOST IN LUV
- NO MATTER WUT
- CATCH UP NIGGAZ
- BLAME IT ON ME
- BLEED IT OUT
- CATCH UP NIGGAZ (ACCEPLELA)
“HOLY SHIT, I NEED TO GO UPSTAIRZ AND GRAB MY _____________.”
YOU TAKE ONE MORE SIP OUT OF YOUR TAHITIAN TREAT, MOVE YOUR LAP TOP OFF YOUR THIGHS AND PLACE IT ON YOUR SPOT. YOU BEGIN WALKING UPSTAIRS AND YOUR BRAIN (obviously) BEGINZ TO DRIFT TO SOME FAR OUT GALAXY. YOU GET TO YOUR BEDROOM DOOR, TWIST THE KNOB (to open your room, stupid) AND WALK INTO YOUR BEDROOM, WITH EXCITEMENT. YOU BEGIN TO DRIFT BACK INTO REALITY, BUT THE PROBLEM IZ WHAT??? YOU FORGOT WHY THE FUCK YOU CAME TO YOUR BEDROOM FOR.
WHO WANTZ TO WALK ALL THE WAY BACKSTAIRZ EMPTY HANDED? NOT TO MENTION, YOU FEEL LIKE A FLIPPPIN’ IDIOT and/or STONER BECUZ THIZ SHIT HAPPENZ TO ME (oops, i mean you) ALL THE TIME. IF IM SITTING AROUND AND SOMETHING POPZ UP IN MY IMMEDIATE MENTAL, I HAVE 2 CHOICEZ.
SAD, BUT TRUE, IM A POTHEAD… THE FIRST THING IN DEALING WITH SUCH AN ISSUE IZ ADMITTING IT. I CHIEF, THEREFORE I AM. NORMALLY, IT IZNT AN ISSUE AT ALL, BUT WHEN I NEED TO FIND SOMETHING QUICK FAST or I HAVE AN IDEA OR CONCEPT “IN THE NOW” PRETTY MUCH CHALK IT UP. GONE, POOF, PEACE, SEE YA, CHECK BACK TOMORROW MOST AMAZING THOUGHT OF ALL TIME. COMPLETELY FUNCTIONAL CRONIC CHIEFER; INDEED. REMEMER WHAT I DID EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON; NO FUCKIN’ WAY. YOU TELL ME.
NATURALLY, THE THING FOR US ALL TO DO IS QUIT THIS TRAVESTY AMONG US IMMEDIATELY. PUT THE BONG DOWN. STOP BUYING PAPERS AND BLUNT WRAPS. NO MORE GANJA? YEAH, THAT’S DEFINITELY not THE ANSWER. I SAY GET IT TOGETHER PEOPLE. WE AS A POT SMOKING GROUP NEED TO ASSIST EACHOTHER. IT’S NOT OK. OUR SHORT TERM MEMORIES CANT BE TOO FAR GONE RIGHT. WE JUST LOST ‘EM A SECOND AGO.. THEY SAY THE FIRST THING TO GO WHEN U GET OLD IS THE MEMORY. WELL, IM YOUNG AZ SHIT STILL. YOU TELL ME.. SMOKE WEED, EVERYDAY!! TWICE!
PS.. .LUCKILY FOR UZ ALL, THE SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS IS SHORT TERM… KEEP PUFFIN AND FORGETTIN U DID; WELL @ LEAST UNTIL U REMEMER TO PUFF AGAIN. BELOW IS A LISTS OF SIDE EFFECTS AND THE ARTICLE I PLAGERIZED, IF YOU WILL.. HAHAHAHAHA..
- Impaired perception
- Diminished short-term memory
- Loss of concentration and coordination
- Impaired judgement
- Increased risk of accidents
- Loss of motivation
- Diminished inhibitions
- Increased heart rate
- Anxiety, panic attacks, and paranoia
- Damage to the respiratory, reproductive, and immune systems
- Increased risk of cancer
- Psychological dependency
The Tennessee Titans are 13-3 and has the number one seed. Well dezerved and great rekord. Here’s where it getz tricky. The Pittsburgh Steelerz are 12-4 and are a two seed. The three and four seed are The Miami Dolphins (11-5) and The San Diego Chargers (8-8).. Now my Colts are 12-4 and are a fuckin 5 seed and then there’s The Baltimore Ravens @ 11-5 with the 6 seed.
Tell me how the fuck the Colts have to go to San Diego and play next Saturday in the 1st round. They beat the 2nd seeded Steelers, in Pittsburgh and beat The Chargers, in San Diego a few weeks back. Now we are 12-4 (with the same rekord as Pittsburgh) and have to go on the road all the way throughout the playoffs.
What iz the fuckin point of the regular seazon.?? You play your assez off to win some important gamez, win the gamez and still have to go on the road. Someone needz to tell Mr. Goodell to sit down and evaluate thiz traveshimochery. It’s fuckin retarded NFL Association. You need to be ashamed of yourselves. 12-4 iz an amazing rekord. AMAZING REKORD.. And it seemz like it’s all for nothing. See you in San Diego next weekend, dudez and dudettez..
Now, we’ve seen a few 5 seeds and a 6 seed win the Super Bowl in the last 3 yearz so it can happen. It just shouldnt have to. They earned the right to be a higher seed. I may get high, but I know what I’m talkin about.. LETZBYONEST, itz retarded. And oh yeah, what the fuck happened to the Dallas Cowboyz?? WOW
THE B.YONEST INVAZION HAZ JUST BEGUN PEOPLE. I KNOW, I KNOW..
“WE’RE GONNA DO A 3 MONTH INTERNSHIP AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF THE MUZIK.” I REMEMBER WHAT I SAID, BUT SEE WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS….
WE HIT THE ROAD. WE MET AMAZING PEOPLE. WE RECEIVED INCREDIBLE FEEDBACK ON OUR MUZIK, CONCEPTS, ENERGIES AND IDEAS. WE SPENT SO MUCH MONEY, TIME AND OH YEAH MONEY CHASING OUR GOALS AND ASPIRATIONS. HOW COULD WE STOP NOW? HOW MANY UPSET IDIVIDUALS WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED IF WE TOLD THEM THE RIDE “IS OVER.”
HONESTLY, SOME INDIVIDUALZ RELY ON ZAK AND MYSELF TO KEEP THIZ MADNESS MOVING. WE GIVE PEOPLE SOMETHING TO “BELIEVE IN.” IT FEELZ REALLY GOOD WHEN U SEE PEOPLE DOING WHAT FEELZ GOOD TO THEM, DONT IT? U CANT HELP, BUT CHEER FOR THE UNDERDOG. WE WORK VERY HARD TO BRING YOU THE SATISFACTION AND JOY YOU DESERVE. STAGES ON TOP OF TRUCKS, SPEAKERZ, MICROPHONEZ, BILLBOARDZ, REMIXEZ FOR DAYZ, ALBUM REKORDED, WEED TO SMOKE.. WHERE DO I STOP..
HAPPY HOLIDAYZ TO YOU AND YOURZ. HOPEFULLY IN THE NEXT 3 MONTHS, WE WILL CONTINUE TO INSPIRE THE PEOPLE WE HAVE ALREADY TOUCHED. HOPEFULLY, WE WILL TOUCH MORE SPIRITZ AND MEET JUST AS MANY INCREDIBLE PEOPLE. THANKS TO ALL OF YOU..
CATCH UP – NO MAYBE NOT, STAY IN OUR REARVIEWZ…NaH THE GOAL IS TO SAVE DAYZ, BRING EVERYONE UP IN THEIR OWN PURSUIT TOWARDZ “EFFORTLESS HONESTY”
I dont even know where to begin thiz segment/article. It truthfully makes me disgusted more and more as I sit here and type to you all. On December 19, 2008 it was confirmed that Caylee Anthony, the 2 year old baby missing since June, was in fact a victim of homicide. Her remainz were found in an area her mother, Casey, used to bury “animals.” Casey continues to claim “she had nothing to do with the disappearance of her daughter, but I’m sure NONE of us agree.
Casey has been caught in so many lies. She’s been caught twisting storiez, switching datez and making up namez that dont even exist. She claimed that she doesn’t care about anything else but “bringing her daughter back safely.” Then she was out in the public partying, drinking and doing random acts of stupid ass shit. She has blamed everyone and anyone. The bitch has even been released a couple, few timez. GOD DAMN… Thiz iz worse than OJ Simpson, right?
Did Casey murder her daughter? I know that’s pretty difficult to read and comprehend, but did she? Unfortunately, the forensics experts are never going to be able to tell due to the decomposition of her remainz. GROSS.. The only thing that matterz is what happened to Caylee. The person(s) involved must receive the worse kind of penalty. I dont think the death penalty is going to be enough on thiz one.
Whoever did this to that little girl dezerves to be put in a chamber of exfixiation and choked “almost to death.” The person(s) who committed this act doesnt deserve to sit in a prison forever, but at the same time to put them to death, immediately, sounds just as ridiculous. They dezerve something painful, daily. Every morning they wake up should be a day in hell, in the physical form.
I send positive energy to Caylee and the family memberz who hurt and will continue to hurt for milleniums. That pretty little girl was known across America for all the wrong reasonz. Instead of growing up to be a Doctor who invented a cure for cancer, she is known as the 2 year old baby girl, apperantly murdered by her fucking mother. I hate to pass judgement on people’s character, but Casey Anthony has some serious shit coming. SERIOUSLY, as “Izzy Stephens” would say.
To Caylee… I wish I knew what to say, beautiful. I wish I wasnt even writing this segment today. I felt it was the only was to express my anger and emotion about it. Hopefully, you understand that. I kept myself glued to the television (on stupid ass Nancy Grace) as much as I could to see what would happen next. Hoping, they never found you and if they did, you were alive and well. Obviously, I thought otherwise. Bless your little soul, baby. Love for the spirit of you, Caylee..