B.YONEST “Entertainment” NEWZ: Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up
Today embarks on a National Holiday. No a Holiday for the World. It’s 4/20/2010 people.. U know what that means.. It’s “Chief til U Can’t No More” Day. Yep, roll your bleeders, burn your “j’s”, blow your hookah and get ‘er done.. Happy Holiday.. Smoke W**d, EVERYDAY…
ANONYMOUZ
LETZBYONEST:
MICHAEL PHELPS IS AND WILL REMAIN ONE OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL OLYMPIC ATHLETES OF ALL TIME. JESSE OWENS, CARL LEWIS, JACKIE JOYNER KERSEY, FLO JO AND A FEW OTHERS WILL GO DOWN IN TIME AS THE AS LEGENDS OF THE OLYMPIC TIMES, PERIOD. MICHAEL PHELPS IS IN THE SAME CATEGORY IF NOT MORE SIGNIFICANT. SAY HE’S NOT. THE KID IS 23 YEARS OLD AND HAS THE WORLD AT HIS FINGERTIPS. HE PUFFS TREEZ.
I THINK ITS AWESOME THAT THE KID IS A NORMAL 23 YEAR OLD. HE GETS DRUNK AND MAKES A BAD DECISION TO DRIVE HOME. HE GOES GO A COLLEGE PARTY AND HITS A BONG. THE DUDE MADE TEN MILLION DOLLARS (IN ENDORSEMENT) MONEY LAST YEAR AND YOU MU FUCKAZ ARE CONCERNED ABOUT HIM HITTING A BONG AT A COLLEGE PARTY. ITS RIDICULOUS. LET ME ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION. WHEN YOU WERE 23 YEARS OLD AND YOU HAD TEN MILLION DOLLARS HOW WOULD YOU HAVE ENDED UP? I DID ECSTACY EVERY WEEKEND PERSONALLY WHEN I WAS 23 AND I WAS POOR AS SHIT..
HE PASSED EVERY DRUG TEST. HE PERFORMED AT THE HIGHEST LEVELS POSSIBLE. HE BROKE A FUCKIN WORLD RECORD ALMOST EVERY TIME HE GOT WET. THE MAN TAKES 3 MONTHS OFF. HE VISITS KIDS, HE GOES TO SPORTING EVENT AFTER SPORTING EVENT. HE DOES SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE AND CONTINUES TO BE A GREAT ROLE MODEL. HE HITS A BONG AND NOW YOU WANNA SABOTAGE HIS GREATNESS. FUCK YOU. I WISH PEOPLE KNEW EVERY MOVE YOU ALL HAVE MADE SINCE YOU WERE 23. GET A FUCKIN LIFE.
MR MICHAEL PHELPS, I APPLAUD YOU FOR CONTINUING TO BE A “KID.” YOU’RE 23 AND YES PEOPLE DO LOOK UP TO YOU AND EXPECT MORE. THE PROBLEM I HAVE IS ALL OF THE JUDGEMENTAL ASSHOLES WHO PROBABLY SMOKE THEIR FACES OFF BEHIND CLOSED DOORS. ITS NAUSEATING.
LET THE MAN LEARN FROM HIS MISTAKES. (which means stop smoking treez around people who are gonna take pixx and sale them.) SMOKE YOUR TREEZ MICHAEL.. IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN ENVIRONMENT. FUCK WHAT THE PUBLIC IS GONNA SAY (and they gonna say some serious shit.) CONTINUE TO BE THE BEST, CONTINUE TO LIVE “YOUR” LIFE AND I WISH YOU SUCCESS FELLOW CRONIC CHIEFER. MUCH LOVE..
ANONYMOUZ
PS. I FEEL LIKE IT WASNT THE FIRST TIME HE HIT A BONG IN HIS LIFE. THE IRONY IS MICHAEL PHELPS IS A CRON SMOKER AND STILL HAS THE LUNG CAPACITY TO BREAK RECORDS, WIN MEDALS AND BE THE FUCKIN BEST SWIMMER, EVER. YOU FUCKS SHOULD BE HAPPY HE CHIEFS. HOW BAD WOULD HE HAVE BLOWN YOU HAD IF HE DIDNT? GEESH.. I THINK HE SHOULD BE AN ADVOCATE FOR THE ALLOWANCE OF ATHLETIC TREE SMOKERS ASSOCIATION (AFATSA). PUFF ON PHELPS.. PUFF ON..
PSS.. NO “AFATSA” DOESNT EXIST ASSHOLES.. I FUCKIN MADE IT UP.. DUH
LETZBYONEST:
HOW OFTEN ARE YOU SITTING ON THE COMFY CHAIR IN YOUR FAMILY ROOM AND YOU THINK…
“HOLY SHIT, I NEED TO GO UPSTAIRZ AND GRAB MY _____________.”
YOU TAKE ONE MORE SIP OUT OF YOUR TAHITIAN TREAT, MOVE YOUR LAP TOP OFF YOUR THIGHS AND PLACE IT ON YOUR SPOT. YOU BEGIN WALKING UPSTAIRS AND YOUR BRAIN (obviously) BEGINZ TO DRIFT TO SOME FAR OUT GALAXY. YOU GET TO YOUR BEDROOM DOOR, TWIST THE KNOB (to open your room, stupid) AND WALK INTO YOUR BEDROOM, WITH EXCITEMENT. YOU BEGIN TO DRIFT BACK INTO REALITY, BUT THE PROBLEM IZ WHAT??? YOU FORGOT WHY THE FUCK YOU CAME TO YOUR BEDROOM FOR.
WHO WANTZ TO WALK ALL THE WAY BACKSTAIRZ EMPTY HANDED? NOT TO MENTION, YOU FEEL LIKE A FLIPPPIN’ IDIOT and/or STONER BECUZ THIZ SHIT HAPPENZ TO ME (oops, i mean you) ALL THE TIME. IF IM SITTING AROUND AND SOMETHING POPZ UP IN MY IMMEDIATE MENTAL, I HAVE 2 CHOICEZ.
SAD, BUT TRUE, IM A POTHEAD… THE FIRST THING IN DEALING WITH SUCH AN ISSUE IZ ADMITTING IT. I CHIEF, THEREFORE I AM. NORMALLY, IT IZNT AN ISSUE AT ALL, BUT WHEN I NEED TO FIND SOMETHING QUICK FAST or I HAVE AN IDEA OR CONCEPT “IN THE NOW” PRETTY MUCH CHALK IT UP. GONE, POOF, PEACE, SEE YA, CHECK BACK TOMORROW MOST AMAZING THOUGHT OF ALL TIME. COMPLETELY FUNCTIONAL CRONIC CHIEFER; INDEED. REMEMER WHAT I DID EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON; NO FUCKIN’ WAY. YOU TELL ME.
NATURALLY, THE THING FOR US ALL TO DO IS QUIT THIS TRAVESTY AMONG US IMMEDIATELY. PUT THE BONG DOWN. STOP BUYING PAPERS AND BLUNT WRAPS. NO MORE GANJA? YEAH, THAT’S DEFINITELY not THE ANSWER. I SAY GET IT TOGETHER PEOPLE. WE AS A POT SMOKING GROUP NEED TO ASSIST EACHOTHER. IT’S NOT OK. OUR SHORT TERM MEMORIES CANT BE TOO FAR GONE RIGHT. WE JUST LOST ‘EM A SECOND AGO.. THEY SAY THE FIRST THING TO GO WHEN U GET OLD IS THE MEMORY. WELL, IM YOUNG AZ SHIT STILL. YOU TELL ME.. SMOKE WEED, EVERYDAY!! TWICE!
ANONYMOUZ
PS.. .LUCKILY FOR UZ ALL, THE SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS IS SHORT TERM… KEEP PUFFIN AND FORGETTIN U DID; WELL @ LEAST UNTIL U REMEMER TO PUFF AGAIN. BELOW IS A LISTS OF SIDE EFFECTS AND THE ARTICLE I PLAGERIZED, IF YOU WILL.. HAHAHAHAHA..
MARIJUANA DANGERS (click here for more article information)
- Impaired perception
- Diminished short-term memory
- Loss of concentration and coordination
- Impaired judgement
- Increased risk of accidents
- Loss of motivation
- Diminished inhibitions
- Increased heart rate
- Anxiety, panic attacks, and paranoia
- Hallucinations
- Damage to the respiratory, reproductive, and immune systems
- Increased risk of cancer
- Psychological dependency
LETZBYONEST:
AMERICA IS FULL OF FAT ASSES. ONE MORE TIME… AMERICA IS FULL OF FAT ASSES. I WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE YESTERDAY AND SAW MORE FAT ASS PEOPLE THAN NORMAL, HEALTHY LOOKING INDIVIDUALS. EVERY AISLE I WALKED DOWN HAD AT LEAST 4 FAT ASS ALIENS; MAYBE 2 HEALTHY FIT HUMANS.
I UNDERSTAND WHOLE FOODS IS THE GROCERY/SPECIALTY STORE FOR HEALTH FREAKS, BUT SO WHAT. WHEN I WALK IN KROGER I SHOULDN’T BE APPAULED BECAUSE EVERYONE IN THERE IS A “FAT ASS” WITH 2 “FAT ASS KIDS” FOLLOWING THEM. WHAT DO I BLAME??? BESIDES LAZY, COMPLACENT, IRRITATED WITH REALITY PARENTS… I BLAME FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS.(picure above right is a little boy eating @ mcdonalds. entitled fat boy on google…I’M JUST SAYIN…)
DON’T GET ME WRONG PEOPLE , PLEASE.. I LOVE A TACO FROM TACO BELL MORE THAN THE NEXT MAN. I EAT MY FAIR SHARE OF DOUBLE STACKS FROM WENDYS AND IF YOU THINK I DON’T SMASH ON APPLE PIES FROM McDONALDS, YOU ARE AN IDIOT. (2 for a dollar, HELLO.) THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND I, YOU WONDER?
IT’S EXTREMELY DISGUSTING TO SEE A MAN IN THE BURGER KING DRIVE THRU WHO COULD BARELY FIT IN HIS DRIVER SEAT. HIS NECK WAS SWEATING LIKE A MAN RUNNING A MARATHON IN A FAT SUIT. HIS CHOLESTEROL LEVELS HAD TO BE SO HIGH. THE CRAZY THING IS HE STILL SPENT 12 MINUTES IN THE DRIVE THRU LINE INSTEAD OF GETTING OUT OF HIS CAR AND WALKING IN. HIS FOOD WOULD’VE BEEN READY MUCH QUICKER. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN HIS ONLY EXERCISE FOR THE DAY; WALKING INTO THE RESTAURANT. AMAZING, HUH?
THE WORSE PART IS NONE OF HIS IMMEDIATE FRIENDS OR FAMILY HAVE TOLD HIM “GET YOUR FAT ASS TO A GYM BEFORE YOU DON’T MAKE IT ANOTHER YEAR.” I’M JUST SAYIN.
IF OUR FRIENDS ARE ALCOHOLICS, WE DO WHATEVER WE CAN TO ASSIST THEM IN QUITTING SUCH AN ACT. IF THEY ARE ADDICTED TO METH, WE AGAIN DO WHATEVER WE COULD TO MAKE THEM PUSH THAT DEMON TO THE SIDE. WHY IS AN ADDICTION TO FOOD ANY DIFFERENT. YOUR FRIENDS SHOULD BE JUST AS ASHAMED AS YOU ARE EVERY MORNING YOU STARE IN THE MIRROR. SOMEONE NEEDZ TO TELL YOU “ITZ NOT OK!” WHY NOT ME… STOP STUFFING YOUR FACES. INSTEAD, STUFF GYM BAGS WITH CLOTHES, DEODORANT AND A JUMP ROPE. THE REST IS IN YOUR HANDS, FAT PEOPLE.. KEEP IT MOVIN
ANONYMOUZ
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