OCTOMOM offered PORN CONTRACT from VIVID ENTERTAINMENT. NO, SERIOUSLY!

(info and pic from TMZ.com)

SO IT’S A WELL KNOWN FACT THAT SEX SALES, RIGHT?

“RIGHT ANONYMOUZ…”

AND NADYA SULEMAN aka OCTOMOM IS PRETTY FAMOUS AT THIS MOMEMT DUE TO HER CURRENT SITUATIONAL CIR”CUM”STANCES. MIX EM TOGETHER AND U GOT THIZ..

(info and pic from TMZ.com)

OCTOMOM HAS BEEN OFFERED A 1 MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT TO DO PORN VIDEOS FOR VIVID ENTERTAINMENT. I COULDN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP. ACCORDING TO MY SOURCES, THEY WILL PAY HER FULL BENIFITS AND CHILDREN’S BILLS IF SHE BECOMES A “VIVID GIRL”..

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/0224_octomom_vivid_wm.swf

CLICK THE LINK AN READ FOR YOURSELF.. ITS FUCKIN WEIRD, I KNOW.

B.YONEST NEWZ: GRANDPA OCTODAD ON OPRAH

JUST AN UPDATE PEOPLES…

GRANDPA OCTUDAD, ED (as he calls himself) WAS ON THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW TODAY.

“I TOLD NADYA NOT TO HAVE ANYMORE BABIES AFTER THE 1ST TWO. IT’S CRAZY AND THE DR. WAS IRRESPONSIBLE. MY DAUGHTER WAS IRRESPONSIBLE AS WELL,” HE TOLD OPRAH.

“DO YOU THINK YOUR DAUGHTER IS MENTALLY STABLE,” OPRAH ASKED. HE LAUGHED AND RELPLED “THAT’S A GOOD QUESTION. THAT’S A VERY GOOD QUESTION.”

COME ON.. THE BITCH IS COMPLETELY, DOWN RIGHT GONE.. NUTZO, RETARDED, BELIGERENT. SHE’S FUCKED UP Y’ALL.. CALL ME CRAZY, BUT WHEN YOUR DADDY AND YOUR MOMMA SAY YOU LOST, NIGGA U LOST. HER DADDY JUST ASKED FOR HELP FROM OPRAH FOR A MENTAL EVALUATION OF HIS DAUGHTER.

“CAN YOU HELP WITH THAT?” HE REALLY ASKED OPRAH THAT YA’LL.. I SAW IT…

FINALLY SOMEONE RECOGNIZES SHE’S AN ASSHOLE…. AN IRRESPONSIBLE ASSHOLE. 

ANONYMOUZ..

PS. DID I MENTION SHE’S ABOUT TO LOSE HER HOUSE DUE TO BACK TAXES SHE OWES. IT HASNT BEEN PAID FOR 10 MONTHS.. COME ON, EVICTED…

LETZBYONEST #26: OCTOMOM IZ A FUCKIN RETARD!

LETZBYONEST:

I TRUTHFULLY DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT THE WOMAN (nor do i give a shit) AND I’LL ADMIT SOME OF THESE OPINIONS MAY BE A TAD DISRESPECTFUL AND OUT THERE…. WITH THAT SAID… FUCK OCTUMOM, DUDE..

EXPLAIN TO ME PLEEEEZE WHY A WOMAN WHO HAS FOURTEEN CHILDREN DEZERVES TO BE FAMOUS. SHE LOOKS LIKE A RETARDED ALIEN. BIG FAKE ASS LIPS, CHEEK BONES ALL PUSHED UP, EYES AND NOSE LOOK ALL CRAZY. SOME IGNORANUSES HAVE THE GAUL TO SAY

“SHE LOOKS LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE.” Bitch got out the car lookin more like Freddy Jackson.

DUDE, GET FUCKIN REAL. UR TRYING TO TELL ME BRAD PITT WOULD FUCK OCTUMOM? I’LL SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. OCTUMOM SLIGHTLY RESEMBLES ANGELINA. WHEN YOU WALK INTO A SURGEONS OFFICE AND SAY “MAKE ME LOOK LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE” THATS WHAT HAPPENS.

FACT: SHE SENT ANGELINA NUMEROUS LETTERS SAYING SHE WAS INLOVE WITH HER, BASICALLY. FUCKIN WEIRDO

FACT: HER OWN MAMA WAS LIKE “THIS BITCH IS CRAZY. WHY SHE KEEP MAKIN THEZE BABIES.”

FACT: I WANNA FUCK KELLY RIPA.(sorry for that, but i just turned to Live with Regis and Kelly and saw her in this blue dress.) DAMN I LOVE THAT GIRL. OOPS

FACT: ANGELINA IS FREAKED OUT BY THE BITCH AS WELL. EVEN SHE NOTICED THE “striking similarities” AND WAS LIKE UHHHHH….

FACT: I HATE OCTUMOM. DAMN, I HATE OCTUMOM

YEAH, IM ANNOYED. IM IRRITATED. ITZ FUCKIN STUPID, MAN. STUPID. RUMOR HAS IT, SHES ALSO A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR. IM JUS SAYIN. LYIN DURING INTERVIEWS AND SHIZ.. WHATEVER, IM FUCKIN DONE. I’M GONNA TWIST UP A BLEEDER, DRINK A COFFEE AND WRITE SOME VERSEZ. OCTUMOM B.L.O.W.Z.

ANONYMOUZ

PS. I REFRESHED MY CELEBRITY BLOG SITE AND SAW AN ARTICLE READING

“OCTUMOM LOOKS TO PURCHASE A 1.24 MILLION DOLLAR HOUSE.”

FUCKIN ASS RAPIN, NO COCK CRAVIN, FAKE ANGELINA, FAT, CONSTIPATED CUNT. AGAIN, I DO DRUGZ..